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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars


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2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

HK was allegedly a real cocksman. Probably bullshit concocted by by some publicist, but besides two marriages, this is his alleged list:

Henry Kissinger has been in relationships with Samantha Eggar (1972 - 1973), Jill St. John (1970 - 1973), Candice Bergen (1970), Joanna Barnes (1970 - 1972), Marlo Thomas, Barbara Walters and Gina Lollobrigida.

The Marlo Thomas mention is complete fabrication. She was with me since 'That Girl' began and through my sophomore year in high school (circa 1973).   

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7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong on Hill and Gullette

A guy that I think that they remain in great position for is the No. 1 linebacker in the country, Anthony Hill. He's going to be back on campus in College Station this weekend. He's got a final two of Texas and Texas A&M. My 247Sports Crystal Ball is on the Aggies and I still feel good about that prediction. I think that Texas A&M, their defense, coach Tyler Santucci, the relationship there and the trajectory of the program and coming in and playing behind what was an amazing defensive line class are all reasons why Texas A&M is in great position. This is a recruitment that I think is winding down. I think we're in the final stretch for Anthony Hill going into this weekend's visit to Texas A&M. I really like where the Aggies stand,” Wiltfong said of the race for Hill.
“The Aggies are battling Texas for another in-state linebacker Derion Gullette. I think that Texas had some momentum coming out of a visit earlier this summer, but something tells me A&M is still right there, if not maybe even slightly ahead going into this weekend's visit for the pool party.”

'Fong seems to have a pretty good rep around here. This is worrisome. 

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4 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

'Fong seems to have a pretty good rep around here. This is worrisome. 

His sources aren't great in Texas. A&M hired a guy in their recruiting department that Fong knows and this is likely coming from him. If literally everyone else wasn't saying Texas leads I would worry.

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2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Isn't he the one that had a major medical issue 5 or so years ago? Like a brain hemorrhage?

 

I don't remember that ... he's now is some other line of work, but has some old contacts, so occasionally posts if he hears something.

 

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong on Hill and Gullette

Yeah, wasn't thrilled to hear Wiltfong's takes.  Was happy that Blake posted something positive at around the same time.

 

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They are going to put all their money towards Hill this year, count on it. He’s the last piece to their Championship defensive puzzle in their opinion and they have no other momentum.

He may not be susceptible to the commit now or the money is gone play, but it would be hard to turn down a 7 figure sum if offered. 

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1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

They are going to put all their money towards Hill this year, count on it. He’s the last piece to their Championship defensive puzzle in their opinion and they have no other momentum.

He may not be susceptible to the commit now or the money is gone play, but it would be hard to turn down a 7 figure sum if offered. 

I feel like if was just yesterday that ctj said  this is exactly what's happening. 

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1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

They are going to put all their money towards Hill this year, count on it. He’s the last piece to their Championship defensive puzzle in their opinion and they have no other momentum.

He may not be susceptible to the commit now or the money is gone play, but it would be hard to turn down a 7 figure sum if offered. 

Fong is fully aware of their bag apparatus. Liucci being positive last year was due to his helping put the deals together. I would assume some deals are happening if they are both showing some public positivity. 

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3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Blake used to be a $9.95er (with IT, I think).

 

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3 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Showing my age but Blake was Jeff Howe’s replacement at IT.  Went full time when Howe left at the founding of 247 (so poached by Burton, who’s now at IT, completing the loop).  

Wow didn't realize (or maybe I had forgotten) Jeff Howe was at IT before 247.

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong on Hill and Gullette

A guy that I think that they remain in great position for is the No. 1 linebacker in the country, Anthony Hill. He's going to be back on campus in College Station this weekend. He's got a final two of Texas and Texas A&M. My 247Sports Crystal Ball is on the Aggies and I still feel good about that prediction. I think that Texas A&M, their defense, coach Tyler Santucci, the relationship there and the trajectory of the program and coming in and playing behind what was an amazing defensive line class are all reasons why Texas A&M is in great position. This is a recruitment that I think is winding down. I think we're in the final stretch for Anthony Hill going into this weekend's visit to Texas A&M. I really like where the Aggies stand,” Wiltfong said of the race for Hill.
“The Aggies are battling Texas for another in-state linebacker Derion Gullette. I think that Texas had some momentum coming out of a visit earlier this summer, but something tells me A&M is still right there, if not maybe even slightly ahead going into this weekend's visit for the pool party.”

Fuck Fong. 

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong on Hill and Gullette

A guy that I think that they remain in great position for is the No. 1 linebacker in the country, Anthony Hill. He's going to be back on campus in College Station this weekend. He's got a final two of Texas and Texas A&M. My 247Sports Crystal Ball is on the Aggies and I still feel good about that prediction. I think that Texas A&M, their defense, coach Tyler Santucci, the relationship there and the trajectory of the program and coming in and playing behind what was an amazing defensive line class are all reasons why Texas A&M is in great position. This is a recruitment that I think is winding down. I think we're in the final stretch for Anthony Hill going into this weekend's visit to Texas A&M. I really like where the Aggies stand,” Wiltfong said of the race for Hill.
“The Aggies are battling Texas for another in-state linebacker Derion Gullette. I think that Texas had some momentum coming out of a visit earlier this summer, but something tells me A&M is still right there, if not maybe even slightly ahead going into this weekend's visit for the pool party.”

Phew, Fong better vet those new GAs a bit better.

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7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This is how you tell a fanbase that a player is going elsewhere. 

This is how you know Wiltfong no longer knows what the fuck is going on at Texas ATM. No one talks to him at Texas, but he has an acquaintance buried in the recruiting admin machine at ATM and they’re hearing confidence at ATM, so Wiltfong is also confident.  

My struggle with Wiltfong is I can never tell if he’s willingly a useful idiot for guys like Fisher or if he thinks he’s doing enlightened good work? Whatever the case, he’s got nothing here. Just doing someone else’s bidding and guessing. 

David Bowen is the new guy that A&M hired away from LSU that Wiltfong knows. Guy just got engaged.

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17 hours ago, Napoleon said:

No, but I did work at Foot Locker in high school. 😎

AND… as my dad was in the early stages of dementia, he happened to find my old referee-top uniform…

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…and put it on to go lunch with my brother. (It was probably a little form fitting, but it was 100% synthetic, so it stretched. 😁)

Unfortunately, my brother insisted that he change into something else. Photos of him at lunch in the Foot Locker top would have kept me laughing until MY grace. 😂

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19 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

I want our staff to be ruthless enough to take this kind of guy if he has top flight athletic potential, give him a chance to prove he can actually take it seriously, and if he doesn't then don't renew his scholarship. I would have absolutely never advocated that before the courts forced NIL on the NCAA but now that players are being paid (which they deserve as adults providing the main service in a ridiculously high revenue arena) they have to accept the downside to being paid to work.

Before that if the guy was giving a baseline effort then you shouldn't have booted him. Now that they're being paid, baseline is no longer acceptable even to me. (I never really "accepted" it but when the coaches were the only ones actually getting paid I put that 100% on their identification of the trait like you're asking about here)

pretty damn good truth here.

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13 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Well, she even plays tight end ...  split end ... wide receiver ... slot ... snapper ... 

 

Julianne Kissinger | Best instagram models, Sexy beauty, Model

 

 

I think she would be kind of a little snapper.

 

But, I'm just waiting to neg the first person who says wheelhouse. Well, no shit. Like everybody's.

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11 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Wow didn't realize (or maybe I had forgotten) Jeff Howe was at IT before 247.

What’s crazier is Jeff was Gerry Hamilton’s replacement (who wasn’t there very long, admittedly).  That’s about the time when the coverage shifted to having someone in the field talking to kids and high school coaches rather than someone Belmont adjacent repeating “whispers” approved by the AD.  

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I get the feeling that if you're cataloguing pictures of sexy girls including learning their names, maybe the internet hasn't been such a good thing for you. Free country. Do what you like, but maybe keep it private or limited to forums devoted to same.

I've looked at and used porn for the usual reasons. I like pictures of pretty women although the ones chosen here are sort of over-the-top fake boobs and shining ass. It's never occured to me to ask the name of some transient figure of interest. It's like you think you can know her and maybe give her call.

Live life. Enjoy yourselves. Whatever floats your boat. My simple creed is that I don't care what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and you don't make me watch. Cars and sailboats are beautiful. I don't want to drool over them everywhere I turn.

I'll stop waggling my finger now. I know stopping the enormously humorous derailments on this thread is pretty much hopeless, and it's not my job.

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling that if you're cataloguing pictures of sexy girls including learning their names, maybe the internet hasn't been such a good thing for you. Free country. Do what you like, but maybe keep it private or limited to forums devoted to same.

I've looked at and used porn for the usual reasons. I like pictures of pretty women although the ones chosen here are sort of over-the-top fake boobs and shining ass. It's never occured to me to ask the name of some transient figure of interest. It's like you think you can know her and maybe give her call.

Live life. Enjoy yourselves. Whatever floats your boat. My simple creed is that I don't care what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and you don't make me watch. Cars and sailboats are beautiful. I don't want to drool over them everywhere I turn.

I'll stop waggling my finger now. I know stopping the enormously humorous derailments on this thread is pretty much hopeless, and it's not my job.

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8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling that if you're cataloguing pictures of sexy girls including learning their names, maybe the internet hasn't been such a good thing for you. Free country. Do what you like, but maybe keep it private or limited to forums devoted to same.

I've looked at and used porn for the usual reasons. I like pictures of pretty women although the ones chosen here are sort of over-the-top fake boobs and shining ass. It's never occured to me to ask the name of some transient figure of interest. It's like you think you can know her and maybe give her call.

Live life. Enjoy yourselves. Whatever floats your boat. My simple creed is that I don't care what other people do as long as it doesn't hurt anybody and you don't make me watch. Cars and sailboats are beautiful. I don't want to drool over them everywhere I turn.

I'll stop waggling my finger now. I know stopping the enormously humorous derailments on this thread is pretty much hopeless, and it's not my job.

DO NOT go into the Guitar Pron thread. 

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