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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars


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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

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4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

Ya that’s Pennie’s for both us and them. It’s name brand and recognition. Think we give a shit about 6.5? Hell Phil tried to help us land Urban Meyer lol goes way way way past this

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14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

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6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

No class led by Roschon Johnson can be referred to as a disaster.  

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