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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

"apart"   

 

Grinds my gears

I blame the English language.

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1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

What site do you think this is?
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1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @SydneyCarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again. Whether that be for the Reds or my bosses at FOX.

1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Couldn’t agree more, but considering the source…4nYG.gif

2 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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5 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

 

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5 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @SydneyCarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again. Whether that be for the Reds or my bosses at FOX.

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9 hours ago, Shaggyhorn said:

I wanted to offer an apology to this thread, @closetojumping, and @sydneycarton. I realize I gave my opinions as a passionate, but casual, fan to guys directly in the weeds with the current recruiting situation and administration. I’m very encouraged by the direction of the team and program and appreciate everyone who has a part in making that happen.

I’ll try to be better in the future.

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19 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Reading the pinned recruiting thread on IT & the posters in that thread aren't high on DeAndre Moore. They feel MHP is a better athlete than Moore & that Kyle Parker is a better pure WR than Moore. A couple of the posters consider Moore almost a JAG.

Nobody in this industry I trust more than random IT posters for their ability to evaluate talent

One IT poster even wondered out loud if the Jalen Hale miss was grounds for Brennan Marion to be on the hot seat. Some real smart fuckers posting over there.

18 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

One IT poster even wondered out loud if the Jalen Hale miss was grounds for Brennan Marion to be on the hot seat. Some real smart fuckers posting over there.

I mean, when you're losing guys to small-fry programs with nothing to offer like... Alabama (?? like that's even a real place!)... they have a point.

25 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

One IT poster even wondered out loud if the Jalen Hale miss was grounds for Brennan Marion to be on the hot seat. Some real smart fuckers posting over there.

You're fucking kidding

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You're fucking kidding

It was a Nahlin sock. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

One IT poster even wondered out loud if the Jalen Hale miss was grounds for Brennan Marion to be on the hot seat. Some real smart fuckers posting over there.

Those posters remind me of the first game in the history of the Texans at NRG (Reliant). They were an expansion team an lost to Miami 24-3 in the preseason.  On the way home I had on the radio and the first call they took was from guy who said “Hard to watch…is Capers on the hot-seat after this performance?” That was a new level of stupid to me 

13 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Those posters remind me of the first game in the history of the Texans at NRG (Reliant). They were an expansion team an lost to Miami 24-3 in the preseason.  On the way home I had on the radio and the first call they took was from guy who said “Hard to watch…is Capers on the hot-seat after this performance?” That was a new level of stupid to me 

That’s a deadly stupid cocktail of Houston, nfl, and sports talk radio. 

35 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

And then they went on to beat the Cowboys in their first game ever 🤬

God that was great.

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

Those posters remind me of the first game in the history of the Texans at NRG (Reliant). They were an expansion team an lost to Miami 24-3 in the preseason.  On the way home I had on the radio and the first call they took was from guy who said “Hard to watch…is Capers on the hot-seat after this performance?” That was a new level of stupid to me 

To be fair he went 18-46 in 4 years so probably not the best example

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

To be fair he went 18-46 in 4 years so probably not the best example

 In 2002 he had a clean slate.  He led Carolina to the conference finals in their first year.  They also drafted David Carr an passed on Julius Peppers….and they still beat Dallas. 

55 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

 In 2002 he had a clean slate.  He led Carolina to the conference finals in their first year.  They also drafted David Carr an passed on Julius Peppers….and they still beat Dallas. 

They won 4 games in 2002, they beat a cowboys team that won 5 games. It was obvious he sucked from the get go

Edited by Michael Knight

Looks like we can go ahead and stop recruiting kickers. 

Edited by Hank Scorpio

Add Joey McGuire to the list of first-year head coaches who've outcoached Sark with less talent.

15 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Add Joey McGuire to the list of first-year head coaches who've outcoached Sark with less talent.

Was keeping that list a thing we were supposed to be doing? I feel unprepared

Edited by TommyGufano

Texas has to get some playmakers on defense -- just ridiculous watching today's game vs tech.

Hopefully they can convince the recruits that it was all because of injuries. Of course that’s bullshit, but maybe a bunch of 17 and 18-year-olds will buy it. 

Edited by TXRed

Muhammad and Williams aren't going to stay committed to this shit show.

On the plus side our coaches will have plenty of time to work the recruiting trail in early December since we won't have a bowl to prepare for!

 

 

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