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Best pick up line ever....


UncleCharlie

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My wedding weekend one of my 70 yr old Uncles looks at this cute young blonde girl and says:

 

"Hey sweetheart, why don't you go call your mom and see what she's up to.  See if she wants to come out?"

 

She looks at him puzzled...

 

"Well, if she produced you, then she's gotta be some kinda good lookin"

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Flared up after we married 20+ years ago.  When we were having kids she couldn’t do anything about it.  Last 10 years and going forward she’s got it under control.  She’s a very attractive woman.

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Latt22 can attest - Had a fraternity brother whose standard pickup tended to revolve around the statement
 
"Of course, I come from that kind of money" .. tended to work

Yeah it did. And now at 40 something I won’t even think about someone unless they do alright.
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My last name comes from German and isn't too common. When a chick would ask my name and I'd tell her, she'd usually ask me to repeat my last name. I would, and then say, "It's German. It means 'good in bed'." Worked more often than not.

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