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this is hilarious. one thing all Rs do is suck military dong and this motherfucker can't even be bothered to do the easiest part of his shitty job in the rain. 

Thanks Canada, again. 

I would take any of those three leaders. I like all of em. Merkel has bigger balls than Trump bitch ass anyway.

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2 minutes ago, staboner said:

this is hilarious. one thing all Rs do is suck military dong and this motherfucker can't even be bothered to do the easiest part of his shitty job in the rain. 

Thanks Canada, again. 

I would take any of those three leaders. I like all of em. Merkel has bigger balls than Trump bitch ass anyway.

If this shit continues, Trudeau will be leading my country and I'll be proud of him.  Haven't had that feeling in a while.

It could be because of the hair.  Maybe not.  It could be because umbrellas are difficult to operate and they were made that way on purpose just to humiliate him.  Maybe not.  It could be that he now knows without a doubt that the feds have audio evidence of him paying women for silence about his adultery.  Whatever it is he's unraveling faster than usual and it's awesome.  He hates just about everything and I love it when his hatred for his job peaks the list.

Aside from more familiar settings, he has nothing to look forward to on his return but more relentless waves of bullshit and prosecutors.  The questions will no longer be whether or not he's a criminal.  He will technically be labeled a criminal.  The questions will now be whether or not people can sympathize for why he had to be a criminal.  Either way ... criminal.  The questions now will be whether or not the President of the United States can be held accountable for state violations even when the Senate is willing to protect him from federal violations.  But still, criminal or not a criminal won't be in question.  Good luck, you leathery fuckbag.    

35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump is a huge POS but this phenomenon of him not paying respect to military in active duty or deceased is really weird.  These are the easiest self promotional propaganda lay ups and he doesn’t have to do a damn thing except show up.  You would expect a POS like Trump to exploit these opportunities for personal political gain.

He hasn’t visited any troops overseas in war zones, he chickened out of going to the demilitarized zone in Korea, and he’s getting cold feet now in Europe.

It’s almost like he feels guilty for betraying the country men and women fight and die to defend.

He doesn't feel guilty about anything. He's a full fledged mob boss and a rank sociopath. Troops, alive or dead, are "losers" in his opinion. Prayers and condolences, rotely muttered, are all they need.

40 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

Those poops were NOT mine someone else pooped in my pants I am a big boy who makes poops in the toilet!

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

It's embarrassing. It's funny to laugh at because he's an obese, foppish, sundowning pussy.

So how does international flight and jet lag affect sundowning?  Is it the one bodily function that effortlessly adjusts to the new time zone, and so Trump suddenly starts fading at noon here in Austin?  

Asking for a friend.

2 hours ago, retread said:

 

 

Golfing in the rain is alright tho

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Wow, the Bugle Boy model has really let himself go...

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So how does international flight and jet lag affect sundowning?  Is it the one bodily function that effortlessly adjusts to the new time zone, and so Trump suddenly starts fading at noon here in Austin?  

Asking for a friend.

Sundowning is 24/7 when ur TRUMP!

Ok a bit off topic but since we are commemorating WWI I recommend everyone listen to Dan Carlin's podcast. 5 episodes.  Maybe 18 hours of amazing, stirring storytelling.

 

Do it. 

 

 

 

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As much humor as I find in Trump's clumsy, grunting folly, what he put out today about California is a disgrace that is almost as astonishingly amazing as its willingness to be tolerated.  

People's property, dreams and futures are destroyed.  Thousands will wake up in shelters not knowing what, where or who to turn to next.  Americans burned alive in their cars trying to flee on the last routes that could be advised to them by evacuation experts.  In the clearest definition, this is horror -- intimate and individual atrocities of eternal consequence.  Horrors suffered by Americans. 

The President chose to hurl partisan insults at their state leadership.  Insults that aren't even grounded in truth or reality in the first place.  Ideological misunderstandings never go away.  But how there is anyone capable of seeing that as anything other than twisted, sick and disgraceful is a mystery to me.  The rest of us can only find our own ways to help, be kind to or find something productive to do for them.  We can't rely upon the President to take the lead on that.  We can only hope they aren't informed about what he actually said from a thousand miles away until a few days later.  His indifference, absence and detachment from their plight is likely the most productive gesture he can provide them at the moment.  So thank you for that, Mr. President, I guess.  

He enjoys others being in pain. Plain and simple. He likes inflicting it and gloating about it.

3 minutes ago, retread said:

He enjoys others being in pain. Plain and simple. He likes inflicting it and gloating about it.

Yeah, there seems to be another layer to his pathology beyond "narcissist".  Like, "psychopath".

#notapsychiatrist

Sociopath and psychopath are clinically the same thing.

The word psychopath often gets confused with psychotic which is something completely different.

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2 minutes ago, retread said:

He enjoys others being in pain. Plain and simple. He likes inflicting it and gloating about it.

You're probably right.  I think that he certainly enjoys inflicting pain on people he has identified as a political or personal rival.  As far as the realities suffered by those in California I don't think he necessarily enjoys it.  He just can't find the next step of that story -- the layers of suffering under the "news story."  He doesn't have the capacity to embrace the details of that nightmare behind the colorful blue or red box graphic on the television or the headline in the newspaper.  He just saw "California."  California bad.  He doesn't identify it as his job to provide even inspiration or guidance or reassurance to them.  In a ceremonial sentiment only, that's his job.  It's not actually on the daily itinerary, though.  He doesn't see that as his job.  Because he isn't very good at his job.  He doesn't grasp that aspect of his job.  He resents that aspect of his job. 

He resents every part of his job that doesn’t involve people kissing his ass. The extra grumpiness is probably because he has no reason to throw himself a rally for a while. 

There’s also the “red meat to his base” angle to factor in.  Those folks don’t care for California at all.

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14 minutes ago, Chooky said:

 He doesn't have the capacity to embrace the details of that nightmare behind the colorful blue or red box graphic on the television or the headline in the newspaper.  He just saw "California."  California bad.  He doesn't identify it as his job to provide even inspiration or guidance or reassurance to them.  In a ceremonial sentiment only, that's his job.  

Yep. I can see the words Pelosi, Waters, Schiff, Swalwell - and whoever else he perceives as an enemy - bouncing around in his amygdala.

They're in a terrible situation, so I"ll threaten the whole state with defunding.

i still think Lt. Bone Spurs is the best nickname to come out in this entire circus. never gets old

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

i still think Lt. Bone Spurs is the best nickname to come out in this entire circus. never gets old

I prefer Cadet Bone Spurs. No way that fuck is even an officer of the draft dodger regiment. 

Dotard is the clear winner for nicknames. Best thing that little fucker has ever done. 

So to summarize his trip so far, he has chastised the Baltics for wars in the Balkins, and skipped an event honoring American military sacrifices during WWI because it was drizzling. 

Do I have that right?

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So to summarize his trip so far, he has chastised the Baltics for wars in the Balkins, and skipped an event honoring American military sacrifices during WWI because it was drizzling. 
Do I have that right?

I mean, yeah...so far. There’s still a lot of time left on the clock to top that.

Are we tired of winning yet?

The dumbfuck in chief is even too stupid to realize the fires around LA did not occur in a “forest”, and “forest management” had nothing to do with it.

 

But truth and facts don’t matter anymore.

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11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So to summarize his trip so far, he has chastised the Baltics for wars in the Balkins, and skipped an event honoring American military sacrifices during WWI because it was drizzling. 

Do I have that right?

Don't forget he found time to tweet that California is to blame for its fires.

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

So to summarize his trip so far, he has chastised the Baltics for wars in the Balkins, and skipped an event honoring American military sacrifices during WWI because it was drizzling. 

Do I have that right?

 Don't forget

 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

That's a good Tweet.

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2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Don't forget

 

Please make it stop. 

Hmmmm, where are the Trump hacks and apologists? I’m sure they’re formulating what new dishonest statements about “the left” that they can throw up here to distract from and excuse away how disgraceful their leader and party are.  

"And Mr. Trump if we could just have you stand over here, we'll head over to the cemetery presently... Mr. Trump?  Mr. Trump, wait...  Mr. Trump..."

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4 hours ago, Agent47 said:

In fact everybody who ever voted Republican should be sued, mocked, reviled, belittled, blamed, excoriated, humiliated, lampooned, ridiculed, banished, imprisoned, spanked, scarlet lettered, scalped, stripped naked, sullied, wedgied, stockaded, fingered, jet slapped, swirlied, decried, expelled, tarred and feathered ... for their imbecility, immorality and unamericanism. 

They're traitors. Traitors, I say!!!

And I'm not kidding. 

You’re certainly not the first poster on this board who has put the label of traitor on anyone who voted for Trump. As a matter of fact, words such as traitor, racist, immoral, fascist, an enemy of democracy, etc. are commonly used to describe all Trump voters.

So before expressing gratitude to our veterans this weekend, just remember that they voted for Trump by a 2 to 1 margin. Be careful; given those odds it’s very likely that your appreciation will be directed to a traitor, a racist, a fascist and an enemy of democracy.

35 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Don't forget

 

As an appetizer for that, he used repugnant language against three black women (reporters) in a two-day period. He's had quite a week.

You’re certainly not the first poster on this board who has put the label of traitor on anyone who voted for Trump. As a matter of fact, words such as traitor, racist, immoral, fascist, an enemy of democracy, etc. are commonly used to describe all Trump voters.
So before expressing gratitude to our veterans this weekend, just remember that they voted for Trump by a 2 to 1 margin. Be careful; given those odds it’s very likely that your appreciation will be directed to a traitor, a racist, a fascist and an enemy of democracy.


Are you of the opinion that serving absolves you from being a shitty person later in life?

I’m comfortable saying thanks for serving and stop being an asshole.
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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I completely understand why he won’t go out in the rain.  If it takes 4 hours to do his hair, there is simply not enough time to get the hair redone prior to dinner.

Can't he put on one of those plastic bags old ladies use? rain_dasher_701.jpg

7 hours ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, but the Canadian probably knows how to use an umbrella.

I'll take double or nothing he's the only one that can spell it correctly as well.

13 minutes ago, Cacti said:

You’re certainly not the first poster on this board who has put the label of traitor on anyone who voted for Trump. As a matter of fact, words such as traitor, racist, immoral, fascist, an enemy of democracy, etc. are commonly used to describe all Trump voters.

That label and those words do not necessarily apply to everyone who voted for Trump.  Each and every one of them absolutely and and unequivocally applies to anyone who supports Trump at this juncture, however.  This includes the Trump apologists as well as the full throated Trump supporting morons. 

we can honor everyone who has served this country while standing against everyone supporting the group tearing down the values they served to protect, even if some of those people are one and the same

He is such a fucking shitstain, he may have actually usurped the classic definition. In the future, the unfortunate residue plastered in your drawers after a shart will be recognized as a Trump.

1 hour ago, Cacti said:

You’re certainly not the first poster on this board who has put the label of traitor on anyone who voted for Trump. As a matter of fact, words such as traitor, racist, immoral, fascist, an enemy of democracy, etc. are commonly used to describe all Trump voters.

So before expressing gratitude to our veterans this weekend, just remember that they voted for Trump by a 2 to 1 margin. Be careful; given those odds it’s very likely that your appreciation will be directed to a traitor, a racist, a fascist and an enemy of democracy.

I'll let other statements about the difference between a 2016 Trump voter and a current Trump supporter stand on their own.

One of the things that disgusts me most about Donald Trump is his utter refusal to make any effort to be honest.  The man lies.  And, it should be no shock that his supporters lie.  A lot.  As you just did.

Donald Trump captured 60% of the veteran vote.  You tell me how that's a 2:1 ratio.  See, you can't help yourself.  You can't just make the solid argument that a good majority of veterans voted for Trump.  You have to exaggerate, stretch the truth, and thus shoot yourself in the dick as far as all future arguments go.

It doesn't surprise me, really.  It's what a child does.

Sikorsky has been building helicopters that can fly in all weather combat conditions since 1925. Suddenly today it can't fly in the rain?

Don't blame the helicopter you fucking orange piece of shit.

6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Sikorsky has been building helicopters that can fly in all weather combat conditions since 1925. Suddenly today it can't fly in the rain?

Don't blame the helicopter you fucking orange piece of shit.

Does he not have his usual car with him as well? I mean, it was rain in France. They make it sound like there was a fucking typhoon hitting the French coast. 

There is no doubt that he has all of the necessary cars with him. Hell, if he doesn't, Macron probably would have given him a lift.

There are no words to describe how vile his behavior is. On the day honoring the WWI vets and on the eve of Veterans Day. 

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