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Matt Gaetz: come for underaged interns; stay for the crushed viagra and redbull


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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah!  Fuck all that Compassionate Conservatism and Family Values bullshit we used to pretend to care about!  I'm gonna start wearing my hood in public and writing keep-quiet checks to all the people I wasn't supposed to fuck up the butt!  Trump for life, y'all! 

 

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Nestor is one of the good ones, tho. He stays.
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3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Pretty generous to donate his sister as a beard

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Well, he IS a complete douchebag so I guess he's living up to the thread title.

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I wonder who'd win in a wrestling match between those two?  

And seriously Congressman Gaetz, what is with that suit?  Jordan's a tool but he fills out a dress shirt and picks age-appropriate neckties.  You, on the other hand sir, look like you were offered one ride in a DeLorean time machine.  And you burned the trip to go back just a few years to buy a suit at Chess King and pickup a teenage Cuban boy.  

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Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

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Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

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42 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

 

I wish I didn't know who he was.

 

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

nah, he's insulting liz cheney, a woman, for wearing makeup. because she insulted him for wearing too much makeup.

a little internecine republican fuckery is about to go down, and i'm here for it

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Matt heard the term "Sack Suit" awhile back and decided that is what sophisticated men wear.  Then a few years go by, he joins Congress and has a few bucks to spend on wardrobe, and he misremembers the term he heard and asks the tailor, "I'm a giant sack in need of a suit."  

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"Jonah Matt, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." 

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