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32 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

Pretty sure Jimbo has told her to pound sand since he doesn't need her anymore.  Anyway, you'd have to fight Norman for that BJ...

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

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Headline: October 7, 2057

AGGIES EPIC UPSET ROCKS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Head Coach Candi Fisher registered the long-awaited 2nd victory over Alabama, following the first in 2012.  The howls of ecstasy from the closed locker room indicate that her popularity with the players, often cited as the reason she was hired, has never been higher.

While her ex-husband Jimbo Fisher never got the big win in Aggieland, despite numerous raises, contract extensions and nearly 1 $Bilion in total salary, Aggies say his legacy is now complete.  They climbed his statue for selfies, prayed at the monument to Billy Luicci, and polished all 7 of the "CAME CLOSE" national championship plaques inside the Hall of Champions/Laundrymat.

Alabama has been criticized for playing the game less than one week after a horrific teleporter accident in which 36 players, including 17 starters, suffered complete memory loss and loss of motor skills.

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19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

I think she's in her 70s, so technically I think this is crushes on younger men. 

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