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Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Huffines running ads that somehow A) sucks off Ron DeSantis while insinuating Florida is better than Texas, B) claims that Texas borders are being invaded, and C) Dallas will win a Super Bowl if he's governor.

This was my intended post. I thought mixing politics with football is infuriating to Rs.

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7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

If he were smart he would have guaranteed an aggy national championship. 

You know those red ass bumfucks would commit voter fraud to get his ass elected.

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3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

This was my intended post. I thought mixing politics with football is infuriating to Rs.

In listening to it again he didn't guarantee that Dallas would win the SB, rather that "the Cowboys will win another ring." Pretty slippery politico talk. Everyone knows what he's insinuating, but he stopped short. 

Insert Jimbo's National Championship trophy from Sharp here.

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Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.
Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.
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1 minute ago, tchookem said:
15 minutes ago, kevwun said:
Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

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Oh shit, they just played the longer Huffines edit! Prayer's coming back to schools AND he clearly shows a photo of the Dallas Cowboys celebrating when he says they'll get another ring when he's governor!

Not aired here in Dallas? We just keep getting stupid Ben Abbott commercials.
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1 hour ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, kevwun said:
Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

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1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:


 

I would love his continued calling out of weak Republican leadership on the border 

Yeah, immigration sure gets some folks panties in a wad. It’s on the list of grievances, along with labor shortages and wages being too high. It’s a shame that rhetoric drives whackos to mass murder.

 

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1 hour ago, tchookem said:
2 hours ago, kevwun said:
Huffines is running and ad before the Dallas game in which he touts the success of Florida and says the Cowboys will win a Super Bowl when he is governor.

Huffines looks like the kind of grandpa that wears open robes and lets his balls hang out of his boxer shorts.

Is that wrong?

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5 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

He’s the old asshole at the gym who blow dries his nuts in the locker room using the communal hair drier.  Then, just lurks around nekkid for another 10 minutes in some freaky alpha power move.  

It's only freaky if you have a tiny dick, like really tiny - less than 6 inches.

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Something about his new tone/cadence/accent.  It's like the producers said, "Have him sound more like John Walsh, but have him still be moist and creepy looking."  

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I think Huffines flames out too early, honestly. Even his fringe policies will string some people along for a while, but the longer covid fucks things up, the less people want to hear bitching about mandates and shit from trolls like him. it could be the one issue that turns many would-be supporters off from him. I think Desantis is already test-driving some of these policies and I don't think it's going to work very favorably for him.

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I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

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I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

Wait.

Gun Barrel City?

For real?
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1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

I saw quite a few Huffines signs during a drive to Dallas through some East Texas thought centers like Alto, Rusk, and Gun Barrel City.  I hope we aren't sleep walking again like the country was with tfg in 2016.  The gremplin/troll beats Beto handily if he wins the nomination.

Beelzebub Puppykiller Babyrapist (R) beats Beto or any other Dem candidate by 8 points.  Because MAGA and NO SOCIALISM!

Statewide races in Texas are not any more complicated than that, and stop thinking there's a chance that they will be anytime soon.

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I'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 

In other news, I know it's gonna be a 'Rona fest...so I'm not going.  If anybody wants my Abbott BBQ dinner tickets for Smitty's on Sunday...lemme know.  Free of charge but you have to record yourself asking him something about the one year anniversary of January 6th.  All you can eat...all you can drink beer.  Drive safely.

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I'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 
In other news, I know it's gonna be a 'Rona fest...so I'm not going.  If anybody wants my Abbott BBQ dinner tickets for Smitty's on Sunday...lemme know.  Free of charge but you have to record yourself asking him something about the one year anniversary of January 6th.  All you can eat...all you can drink beer.  Drive safely.

I hope they have lots of good sauce. Because everybody knows the most important thing about barbecue is the sauce.
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And forks!  Gotta have plenty of cutlery! 

Yeah, I really wanted to go but the thought of family-style BBQ indoors with a bunch of "covid-is-a-hoax" shit for brains with the Omicron flare-up going on...I like playing with my kids too much to attend.  I was going to go until this holiday flare-up thing hit full tilt.  If only to ask some tough questions.  And I fucking love Smitty's bbq.  Been way too long since I've been there.  

Anyway, I'm guessing he gets questions about how they can help stave off Huffines.  I would think teaching more Texans to read would be fucking excellent first step.  

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57 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'm sorry, I know there's other shit to talk about.  I know it's weird that I think about shit like this.  But his latest ad, all I can think about with regard to Huffines is he has one of those little red rocket/lipstick dicks like my miniature schnauzer did.  And it comes out of it's little sheath whenever he talks about not asking for permission. 

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