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11 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. I feel a little bad for that K (who has no business being in that position in the first place, even in the USFL). Me & my kid were definitely rooting hard for him to miss though, because Jeff Fisher.

It really warms my heart when I hear about traditions being passed along to the next generation 

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28 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It really warms my heart when I hear about traditions being passed along to the next generation 

Yep, like me, his innards are also warmed by a deep hatred of the Porn Stache.

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Jeff Fisher is a worse professional football coach than Barry Switzer. Change my mind. 

Fisher actively lowers his team's win probability with pussy decisions. He might be decent with a decidedly inferior roster because he coaches to lose by as little as possible. He doesn't coach to win. He is not a championship coach almost by definition. He's a loser. 

Switzer was an incompetent boob as an NFL coach but he let his players play and got the hell out of the way. 

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Jeff Fisher is a worse professional football coach than Barry Switzer. Change my mind. 
Fisher actively lowers his team's win probability with pussy decisions. He might be decent with a decidedly inferior roster because he coaches to lose by as little as possible. He doesn't coach to win. He is not a championship coach almost by definition. He's a loser. 
Switzer was an incompetent boob as an NFL coach but he let his players play and got the hell out of the way. 

Switzer came close to winning two Super Bowls. Yes his players wanted to win in spite of Jimmy being gone but still he should get some credit. Troy and some of the stalwarts won’t say this but a lot of the other players have said they liked playing for Barry because “he let them be men” and life under Jimmy was incredibly stressful. Jimmy has said he didn’t think he or the team could deal with two more seasons of it.

Fisher is not the worst coach in nfl history. Urban Meyer may own that, or Ray Rhodes, or Jim Tomsula, but all were short timers. Fisher is a greater form of bad: the longest tenure of shittiness ever. He defines the ability to make millions yet delivering a shitshow every year. Fuck Heff Fisher.
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In my 56 years, there have only been a handful of guys who have brought out my rage so much that I just wanna knock them fuck out every time I see them. Jeff Fisher and Bobby Epstein immediately come to mind. Fuck those putos.

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Field goal Fish strikes again. This guy was begging for a job coaching an FCS school in Tennessee, they didn't even consider hiring him. Of course some bush league team took a chance though, obviously it isn't panning out.

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So, let me get this straight.

Jeff Fucking Fisher (JFF) has a kicker who is 1 for 5, including TWO missed extra points.

JFF has just watched his team drive from the 50 to the opponent's 3 yard line.

JFF has first and goal at the 3, twenty-nine seconds left and TWO time outs. And yet...

JFF doesn't even try for the touchdown. He just lets the clock run down and hands the game over to his 20% kicker.

JFC, JFF!

I thank the USFL for this much--it has allowed the perfect JFF game, his Platonic ideal as it were, to finally manifest in our reality. He belongs to the ages now.

 

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2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Fisher is not the worst coach in nfl history. Urban Meyer may own that, or Ray Rhodes, or Jim Tomsula, but all were short timers. Fisher is a greater form of bad: the longest tenure of shittiness ever. He defines the ability to make millions yet delivering a shitshow every year. Fuck Heff Fisher.

Ray Rhodes is a strange choice to lump in with those guys. He was basically just a mediocrity.

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2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


My buddies who are Eagles fans believe Ray Rhodes to be the worst thing ever to hit Theo city.

Yeah, but they're Eagles fans. 

There's not a lot of daylight between him, Rich Kotite, and Chip Kelly if we are just talking relatively recent Eagles coaches. And none of those is even statistically their worst coach in my lifetime - that would be Marion Campbell. In fact, he's a great contender for the shortlist of worst ever: he went 34-80-1 across 9 seasons (including 2 stints with Atlanta! How did he get hired again???). He has the worst winning percentage of any NFL coach with over 100 games.

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On 5/9/2022 at 12:09 PM, Huckleberry said:

Jeff Fisher is a worse professional football coach than Barry Switzer. Change my mind. 

Fisher actively lowers his team's win probability with pussy decisions. He might be decent with a decidedly inferior roster because he coaches to lose by as little as possible. He doesn't coach to win. He is not a championship coach almost by definition. He's a loser. 

Switzer was an incompetent boob as an NFL coach but he let his players play and got the hell out of the way. 

best line ever by a sports writer came from Dan Cook of the San Antonio Express when Switzer got hired by Jerra....."Switzer coaching in the NFL? The NFL is a passing League. The only thing Switzer knows about passing is that his teams couldn't do it"

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13 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I would love for him to be named an interim coach for 1 game so he can set the record

I would love it for some dumbass old owner like the raiders or "commanders" or hell,  Jerry Jones think they are smarter than everyone and hire Jeff Fisher and he goes 0-17.  Then I would like urban Meyer to say on a public forum that Jeff Fisher is a shit NFL coach,. 

 

 

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I've written it before, probably in this thread, that the “Fisher is a great coach” narrative was driven by his quid pro quo relationship with select… fuck that… several NFL beat writers. If you’ll recall, Fisher was the rare active coach on the NFL Competition Committee that set the rules every year. Fisher would be the one who tipped off Mortensen (his biggest lap dog) and Peter King and Dr. Z and John Clayton and Ed Werder, etc. about what was happening on the inside, and they always made sure his name was mentioned when “top coaches” were discussed. He may have gotten a raise or three out of Bud because of it. Jerry Jones always bought into it (he was on the Committee with Fisher) so I think it’s a miracle JJ never hired this shitheel. As we all know, this career .500 coach has been talked about in the most reverent of terms, all because he was buddy-buddy with the writers. And they are allowing this bullshit about needing time with his family. He got fired.

Fuck Jeff Fisher.

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