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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Like all good cult leaders, Trump tells his cult members what makes them feel good inside. 

You don’t have a job because of foreigners. (In reality, you don’t have a job because my corporate backers ship your job overseas and don’t pay any taxes)

You don’t have good medical care because of the poor. (In reality, you don’t have good medical care because big Pharma pays us to vote against capping insulin)

You don’t have safe neighborhoods because of immigrants. (In reality, you don’t have safe neighborhoods because if you take away people resources and treat them like animals, they will act like animals)

 

 

at the end of the day this is your war. sure, its fun to win a battle here and there but the reality of it is 1/2 of your Team America is just too stupid to think more than 1 second into the future. You either learn how to act like them or run like hell. Trying to rationalize is insanity. They are a flock of will be cultists waiting around for the right story. 

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3 hours ago, Azbadlands said:

I can name a couple of many anomolies in the election that make no sense to me.  

1st how did Biden get to 81 million votes without taking any from Trump?  Trump actually got more votes too than his first election.  That never happened in history...

2nd How did Trump win all but one of the 19 Belweather counties and both of the Belweather states and still lose?  

Can you clear those up for me?  

 

 

You can find the truth at the bottom of the bag of dicks you need to eat.

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Reminds me of when Magic Johnson got HIV, and people were saying, "If Magic can catch HIV, so can you."  I was like WTF?  He fucks hundreds of strange each year in every NBA city and I've been dating the same girl for three years, so no, I don't think that's true.

Do you know where she was when Magic was in town?

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3 hours ago, Azbadlands said:

I can name a couple of many anomolies in the election that make no sense to me.  

1st how did Biden get to 81 million votes without taking any from Trump?  Trump actually got more votes too than his first election.  That never happened in history...

2nd How did Trump win all but one of the 19 Belweather counties and both of the Belweather states and still lose?  

Can you clear those up for me?  

 

 

 

You sure are a special kind of stupid.  I'll give you that.

 

 

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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Rep. Scott Perry said his cellphone was seized Tuesday morning by FBI agents carrying a search warrant.

The circumstances surrounding the seizure were not immediately known. Perry, though, has been a figure in the congressional investigation into President Donald Trump’s actions leading up to the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection.

Former senior Justice Department officials have testified that Perry, a Pennsylvania Republican, had “an important role” in Trump’s effort to try to install Jeffrey Clark — a top Justice official who was pushing Trump’s baseless claims of election fraud — as the acting attorney general.

In a statement Tuesday, Perry said three agents visited him while he was traveling Tuesday with his family and “seized my cell phone.” He called the action “banana republic tactics.”

“They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish,” Perry said. “I’m outraged – though not surprised - that the FBI under the direction of Merrick Garland’s DOJ, would seize the phone of a sitting Member of Congress.”

The lawmaker, representing Pennsylvania’s 10th District, was cited more than 50 times in a Senate Judiciary report released in October 2021 outlining how Trump’s effort to overturn his election defeat to Joe Biden brought the Justice Department to the brink of chaos and prompted top officials there and at the White House to threaten to resign.

Perry, who has continuously disputed the validity of Biden’s victory in Pennsylvania, has said he obliged Trump’s request for an introduction to Clark, then an assistant attorney general whom Perry knew from unrelated legislative matters. The three men went on to discuss their shared concerns about the election, Perry has said.

The Justice Department found no evidence of widespread fraud in Pennsylvania or any other state, and senior Justice officials dismissed Perry’s claims.

The Senate report outlined a call Perry made to then-acting Deputy Attorney General Rich Donoghue in December 2020 to say the department wasn’t doing its job with respect to the elections. Perry encouraged Donoghue to elicit Clark’s help because he’s “the kind of guy who could really get in there and do something about this,” the report said.

Perry has said his “official communications” with Justice Department officials were consistent with the law.

The Justice Department’s inspector general conducted a search in June of Clark’s Virginia home.

Perry slammed the Justice Department’s decision to serve him with a warrant as an “unnecessary and aggressive action.”

“My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities, and personal/private discussions with my wife, family, constituents, and friends,” Perry said. None of this is the government’s business.”

The seizure of Scott’s cellphone was first reported by Fox News Channel.

 

https://apnews.com/article/elections-pennsylvania-donald-trump-congress-cfa625f007ef38c18727a1755dec4a4f

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You sure are a special kind of stupid.  I'll give you that.

 

 

I mean, he's a righty from Arizona apparently.  That would seem to make him one of the stupidest people on earth.

Maybe he's a CyberNinja!

Just now, Js1 said:

Gotta be way more than just classified docs 

That's what I'm thinking.

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40 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Add in all of law enforcement (except maybe the FBI) and most of the military, excepting senior officers, and it's really no stretch at all.  Edit to add, and also a majority of state legislatures and local governments.

The problem is they would have to coordinate ahead of time in a way that couldn't be detected. They would need to establish 100% trust because even one rat could mean treason/desertion/sedition charges with meat on the bones and that could actually stick.

The bigger your "circle of trust" the higher probability that there's a mole. This was true even of Trump's supposed "inner circle" who had been doing mafia shit for decades.

"All of law enforcement" is going to be more like small terror cells made of thumbs who've known each other for a long time. The second they try to communicate with other terror cells, there will be loose ends and liabilities.

Basically, they can't do anything significant without (1) big numbers and (2) lots of concrete plans.

A small terror cell could make concrete plans but as soon as they bring in new people, there will be internal distrust, internal conflicts, and people trying to pull the organization and plans in all different directions.

It's also impossible to get everyone on the same page without internet communications that, considering who's on these phone calls or in these chat rooms, are probably going to be monitored.

For that and other obvious reasons, them getting caught during the planning phase is basically inevitable. As long as Biden is president, those people would not be pardoned. And anyone who campaigns on pardoning or releasing those people are probably going to lose moderates.

I think J6 is basically the ceiling in terms of their capabilities, but lone wolves and small militias aka terror cells can present a real problem. Not quite as existential of a threat to democracy but definitely unacceptable.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump spent 2020 claiming the election would be rigged, then November and December of 2020, all of 2021, and all of 2022 (so far) talking about how the election was stolen, and yet thousands aren't gathering in Florida or at Trump Tower in NYC waiting for him to lead them into watering Patriot Trees(tm) with the blood of liberals or whatever.

They talk a lot of shit, but at the end of the day, they go home to their double-wides or the poorly-constructed McMansions that still have many years to be paid off because they are living paycheck-to-paychekc, and he gets on the internet and look at porn or catch up on sports scores or look at videos of people doing stupid shit and getting hurt, or they watch the latest dad shows like Terminal List or Reacher or Jack Ryan and fantasize about being That Guy, while their kids yell and scream in the next room over who gets the iPad, and their wives are complaining about some family member, and they don't even realize their wives are fucking the lawn guy or the neighborhood lifeguard but he thinks maybe something is off because the lawn guy seems to mow the lawn 3-4 times a week when he's only paying for it to be mowed twice a week, and all he can do is fantasize about buying some lifted dually and getting a deer lease that they could drive to under the guise of "hunting" when in reality it's all just an excuse to get away from their families and co-workers and bosses, but they can't do that because too much money is being spent by family members on stupid shit they don't actually need, so instead they are stuck listening to their kids scream and whine, and their wives bitch about what their friends or other family members can afford to buy but why can't they have nice things like Edna, and they get angry, and they need somebody to blame, and so they start looking at social media, and it's Joe Biden's fault that gas prices went up a buck or two for a few months, but they are coming back down, but it doesn't matter, it's the librools fault that the extra $200 they spent on gas over the last two months meant they can't go on a fancy vacation to Mobile or Port Aransas (and that $200 doesn't really matter because we are talking about them leaving a day early).  And they'll whine and amp themselves up on TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic, and they'll tell themselves and others that if the election was stolen and therefore their manhood questioned, they should rise to the call and go storm the Capitol and restore Donald Fuckin' Trump to the White House, and they talk about all of the guns they have and how they'd use them to make the librools beg for mercy, and then they'll sit through a shitty dinner that is probably a warmed up frozen TV dinner, but they won't call their wife out on it because they know they'd be turbofucked without her because they don't know jack shit about their own household because they zone out when their spouse starts talking about bills or the new Jeep Cherokee she wants or whatever, and then later on they'll spend 20 minutes in a hot shower fantasizing about the weather forecaster on the local TV channel, and then they'll climb in bed hoping that their wife will be excited to feel him bump up against her back with his pathetically tiny 5.5-inch dick fully erect, meanwhile his wife is lying their eyes closed, legs closed like vise grips, praying that he'll get bored and go rub one out on the toilet with his phone and whatever porn site he looks at.  And he does and gets back in bed that because that's the routine that's been established.

And then he gets up and does it all again the next day.  The thoughts of leading an insurrection that he had while reading TexAgs or SECRant or Free Republic vanish, because at the end of the day, as much as they are a pain in the ass, he doesn't want to subject his family to him being arrested and losing his job and he's scared of being in prison because he read too many posts by some Labo or Loba guy on some random Texas sports forum he came across, and he knows his life is utter shit, but his boy is named after him, and it wouldn't be right to leave him without a dad, because what if his wife married somebody like the lawn guy who has brown skin and barely speaks English, and plus he doesn't want to embarrass his own daddy or grandaddy by leaving his kids to be raised by somebody who is probably illegally here, but he's too afraid to turn him in because MS-13 would probably come to his house and rape his dogs and traffic his kids.

And so he doesn't do jack shit, but he can't let the guys online know that.

98/100 excellent work.

Comments: perhaps change "Mobile" to "Orange Beach." Mobile is an actual city with a long interesting history, and therefore a place to be feared.

Also, needs more "Torremoliiiinos Torremoliiiinos."

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28 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I mean, he's a righty from Arizona apparently.  That would seem to make him one of the stupidest people on earth.

".. and that's AZbadlands, in Arizona. And even if he was a stupid man - and AZbadlands was most certainly that - quite possibly the stupidest in Arizona .. which would place him highest in the runnin' for stupidest worldwide."

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I would like to for one moment refocus on the fact your republican neighbor is a racist.  If ever, at any point in time, they complained about Obama golfing.  

Even one fucking time.

 

If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO. Unless you think a white guy that fucks around on his wife, and never goes to church, but always to golf course, is the "real" Christian.  

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1 minute ago, horn4life said:

I would like to for one moment refocus on the fact your republican neighbor is a racist.  If ever, at any point in time, they complained about Obama golfing.  

Even one fucking time.

 

If they ever thought Obama was a Muslim and Trump was a Christian. Clearly racist IMHO.

They are proud to be hypocrites. Good thing the sane people outnumber them.

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18 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Can you inconsiderate assholes let me get at least one good kick to azbadlands' balls before running him off?  Jesus, it's like we've lost all decency.  

 

I merely slung an insult his/her way.  I didn't dole out any neg because that's just bad manners, and we should be kind to the challenged.  

 

 

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I realize the GQP/breitbart/fox standard playbook is to rev up the outrage machine as much and as often as possible, but in this case they're doing it over something relatively obscure - an executed search warrant. It's a bit different of a situation than most we've seen over the past 6 years because there are still actions to come and outcomes they can't control, unlike impeachment.

Also if the gqp congressman did have his cell phone taken by the FBI today that proves the 1/6 investigation is steadily proceeding and that it's at a serious stage. It's also on a separate track than whatever documents were the subject of a search at MAL.

I'm trying to imagine how they'll hype the outrage if or when their fearless leader does actually get indicted. They've already gone so extreme, but when/if there's an indictment, it will lay out so many specific facts their corrupt, brain-dead little heads are likely to explode.

 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Rd think they have 24 in the bag with this news and I’m not feeling so well about that.

 

Someone walk me back from the ledge

Why would you listen to anything they have to say?

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3 hours ago, Mole said:

I’m no math whiz, but if I labeled a coin with one side D and the other R and flipped it each Presidential election to predict the winner, the odds of getting it right each time would be 1/1024. If instead of just 1 coin, I flipped 3000 coins every 4 years, I’d probably get a few coins to predict every election.

“Belwether” coins if you will. Would those few coins have predictive qualities the next election? If they failed to accurately predict the next election, would you assume fraud or just a dumb way to predict elections?

Nobody has that many coins, mannnn.

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