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I can't stop pondering her use and understanding of "Fact Check."

Is she saying that she ran a fact check herself reviewing documents and interviewing possible witnesses to see if she was indeed an escort who met with Cruz on an assignment, got some abortions, and then received huge sums of money? 

Is she quoting Snopes or someone similar who proved the stories aren't true? Where's the link?

Does she think simply writing Fact Check: before a statement magically makes the statement true?

The huge flow of money to this tart is the story is for me. Someone suggested blackmail above which might make sense if she hadn't run for office.

I wonder if Rafael had her run for the sake of him laundering money through her campaign. She gets a percentage for taking the fraud risk. I doubt anyone thought she had a chance to actually win. In fact, I doubt Cruz or anyone else using her campaign wanted her to win. Losing would attract less scrutiny.

The idiots in her district rose up and elected a peer. She parades around being bombastic and seems to be misusing funds. A thorough investigation could turn up the fraud/money laundering conspiracy that could reach further than Cruz.

Of course, I'm just speculating. Still, this whole story is both rank and possibly hilarious. GOPs accidentally elect an idiot they can't control and she accidentally brings the party down.

A man can dream.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Doesn't matter if its true. They lie all the time. She sucks either way and we already know she and her husband are gross perverts.

I take umbrage to this as it implies negativity toward perverts. but you did add "gross" so maybe you're not kink-shaming 

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13 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I honestly thought the Koch bros had more money than what they afforded getting her. 

 

13 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s been the most surprising thing to me.  Maybe they’re just cheap. 

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

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4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That man has paid for sex. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, technically we've all paid for sex, sir. 

Sir, this is the Yellow Rose Cabaret, you cannot pay for sex here!  By the way, are you a police officer?  You have to tell me.

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