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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So much this. And just because it appears in cartoon form doesn’t necessarily make it funny. Try exercising a little discretion. Jesus. (I’ve been holding that in for awhile. It feels good to get it off my chest.)

You got a badge bucknut?

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yup.  In the GQP, the inmates are running the prison; stupidity and cruelty rule the day. 

i thought you were dead, bob

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

she's going to be trump's vp in 2024

Not a chance. Trump is a misogynist. He’s not running with a woman. (Unless it’s Ivanka.)

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No doubt she had dinner with the Skokie Nazis last night after her Herbalife sales pitch in Illinois. 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not a chance. Trump is a misogynist. He’s not running with a woman. (Unless it’s Ivanka.)

Especially not an ugly woman. 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Especially not an ugly woman. 

And one who speaks ill of Nazis. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Especially not an ugly woman. 

Gonna need some DNA to prove this.  I'm still not convinced. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And one who speaks ill of Nazis. 

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13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

she's going to be trump's vp in 2024

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not a chance. Trump is a misogynist. He’s not running with a woman. (Unless it’s Ivanka.)

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Especially not an ugly woman. 

What WTB and PR said - if he didn't care about image, he wouldn't have kept marrying younger women, and would still be with Ivana.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think he'd put Rachel Maddow on the ticket if he thought it would help him win. 

Yep, he'll go either way.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think he'd put Rachel Maddow on the ticket if he thought it would help him win. 

No he wouldn’t. It could never happen anyway. And he’s not a thinker. That’s like saying he would’ve taken the job of being President seriously if he thought it would protect him from a legacy of being a narcissistic sociopath and enemy of the state.

”Shoebox MoonPie Band-Aid” is an equally valid assertion. 

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There is no fucking way trump would ever run with a woman or a minority on the ticket unless it was his daughter. He prefers subservient white bottom men to be his underling like Pence. 
 

He ain’t ever running again anyway so it doesn’t matter. He won’t risk losing again and this time he can’t use the power of the presidency to try and steal it. Trump, Manafort and putin caught America with its pants down in 2016. That won’t happen again and they know it. 

 

I’ve met carnies.
The Republican women’s group just insulted them by association.

Saw a news blip where a Hotel out in Cali canceled the Gump/Gaetz AF tour that had been scheduled there.  Guess it's off to Plan-B for MTGump. 

Beobert does have small hands and smells like cabbage, so there's that connection to the carnies as well.  

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

How are we tolerating this? How is ANYONE tolerating this? It's maddening

 

Good. Fucking. Lord.

 

 

 

 

It's "you're" you fucking nitwit.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

How are we tolerating this? How is ANYONE tolerating this? It's maddening

 

So 158 million people are vaccinated in the US, and on average 6,500 Americans die every day.

But clearly she's an English scholar and wouldn't think about math stuff.

Seriously though, literally everyone knew months ago that people who received the vaccine were going to die for various reasons--because, unfortunately, the vaccine doesn't make you immortal--and that the GOP would try to tie those deaths to the vaccine, regardless of logic or sanity.

So fucking predictable.

 

Lol.  To borrow a post from another thread, these are some seriously stupid people. 

I'm seeing this creep into the FB arguments.  Yesterday the new angle was "6,000 deaths after the vaccine", and some vague implication to 1% reporting rate, so (by extrapolation) as many as 600K Americans killed by the vaccine.  This is strangely equivalent to the actual number of Americans killed by the virus, but hey, let's not quibble.

I am so almost done with dumbass America.  Where can I move?

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Damn. FSU wide right

Somebody's watching soccer.

So she’s bitching about the vaccine TFG was touting his “warp speed” bullshit that I’m sure she bitched about TFG not getting credit for it.  Shoot.  Her. 

Haiti could use a president right now, can we send her there?

IG slapped me on my pee-pee for suggesting a one way ticket for her to Haiti. 

Somebody's watching soccer.

Fixed drink and forgot I switched threads. England and MTG share the same fail, however.
18 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Haiti could use a president right now, can we send her there?

Haven’t they suffered enough?

58 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

the vaccine doesn't make you immortal-

NOW you tell me

There is so much stupid there, but I like the part where Biden himself is going door to door and injecting people with the vaccine against their will. 

And yes, she should absolutely be banned for saying the vaccine is killing people. No question. 

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4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

How are we tolerating this? How is ANYONE tolerating this? It's maddening

 

Why is Twitter tolerating it?  I mean carnival barker doesn't really grasp it.... she's sort of like a subversive performance art piece.  Absolutely hysterical but annoying at the same time.  You want to cut her legs out for under her, take away her megaphone.

 

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

There is so much stupid there, but I like the part where Biden himself is going door to door and injecting people with the vaccine against their will--after he, Kamala, and Beto take their guns...

 

FIFM.

I haven't talked to the neighbor lately to ask why they haven't stopped by to grab the arsenal yet.

Why is Twitter tolerating it?  I mean carnival barker doesn't really grasp it.... she's sort of like a subversive performance art piece.  Absolutely hysterical but annoying at the same time.  You want to cut her legs out for under her, take away her megaphone.
 

I’ve reported her tweets. I think more people need to do it.
12 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:


I’ve reported her tweets. I think more people need to do it.

good call, just did

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18 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why is Twitter tolerating it?  I mean carnival barker doesn't really grasp it.... she's sort of like a subversive performance art piece.  Absolutely hysterical but annoying at the same time.  You want to cut her legs out for under her, take away her megaphone.

 

Whoa whoa whoa, I don't want her running for governor of Texas.

Difficult.  But not impossible.  

(so you're saying there's a chance/jimcarrey) 

Oh come on. We let some SS veterans help run the Nuremberg Trials.

 

Didn't we?

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

She tweeted that she wants to be on the 1/6 committee. Lulz. 

Ask her to multiply 1 x 6 and she’d get the answer wrong. She’d say 7. 

C'mon... She'll be there. 

I mean, unless she disregards the subpoena 

Didn't Anaheim just cancel on them today?   

California to Gump/PedoGaetz... 

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