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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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15 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

 

does this guy have a chance?

 

 

In her district, that ad probably wins more votes.  Not kidding. 

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They really cranked up the lighting on him at the end. Not that I can blame them in that area.

15 hours ago, Foosters said:

Lol no

I was going to say that there is a "Roy Moore Line" where a candidate is so disgusting that half the Republicans stay home. But then I remembered that alleged-pedo Roy Moore still won the parts of Bama that mirror MTG's district.

Statewide in Georgia, yeah, MTG would get all 8 toes stomped. But in her little NW Georgia queendom, she'd have to come off as even worse than Roy Moore. (Which I believe it's obvious that she is, but it doesn't matter what I think, her voters have to think it.)

On 8/4/2021 at 12:59 PM, RDCanecutter said:

But in her little NW Georgia    queefdom.

 

Changed that letter for my own peace of mind.

Guy needs to run in the R primary regardless of his beliefs. Best chance. And quit making 1:45 online ads and do television ads. Online ads are only good for raising more money from people that already agree with you, not reaching new voters

She's going to Iowa on the 19th (State Fair) and is apparently testing the waters on a run at the Presidency in 2024.   Oh boy.

On 8/4/2021 at 12:44 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Stacey Abrams agrees.

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big difference between running as a statewide candidate in which fulton, dekalb, etc... counties actually count towards the total vs. the georgia 14th district which trump and greene both won 75%+ of the vote.

14 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

She's going to Iowa on the 19th (State Fair) and is apparently testing the waters on a run at the Presidency in 2024.   Oh boy.

Maybe she'll win a blue ribbon in the livestock showings?

44 minutes ago, sidis said:

big difference between running as a statewide candidate in which fulton, dekalb, etc... counties actually count towards the total vs. the georgia 14th district which trump and greene both won 75%+ of the vote.

The R's in GA are working on that glitch.

2 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

The R's in GA are working on that glitch.

Need to hire these guys.  They're great with glitches.

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48 minutes ago, sidis said:

big difference between running as a statewide candidate in which fulton, dekalb, etc... counties actually count towards the total vs. the georgia 14th district which trump and greene both won 75%+ of the vote.

. . . which was my point.

Maybe she'll win a blue ribbon in the livestock showings?

Is there a pig’s feet category?

When did she start with the covid is killing people stuff?  I think she lost the crowd there after getting cheers about low vax Alabama. 

34 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

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It's her fourth “strike,” Twitter said, which means she could be permanently barred if she violates the misinformation policy again.

Twitter seems to have less understanding of baseball than Helobius.

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Fun reminder that MTG very likely got vaxxed back in January as soon as possibly allowed with the rest of Congress.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Twitter seems have less understanding of baseball than Helobius.

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maybe it’s a bowling metaphor…

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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maybe it’s a bowling metaphor…

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

MJT should try her luck in a game of Russian roulette since “we’re human. We can’t live forever. “
 

On second though I don’t think she’s actually human. I say stick her in a locked pen and feed her hay all day and see what happens. 
 

Tweeting her videos, especially when Twitter has suspended her, continues to give her a voice. Ignoring her would be the best way to deal with her.

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I don't think the FDA should approve a vaccine that doesn't seem to be that effective, especially with Covid-19 raging all over the country.  -- MTG 

Yeah, that pesky little fact wherein 99% of hospitalized covid patients are unvaccinated seems to contradict your point of view, Marjorie.

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19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Tweeting her videos, especially when Twitter has suspended her, continues to give her a voice. Ignoring her would be the best way to deal with her.

I’m more of a catapult guy myself, but to each their own.

You know how there's accident babies?  And unplanned babies?  And surprise babies?  And test tube babies?  And IVF babies?  And later in life babies?  

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a pre-cum baby.  That C-team stuff that a deadbeat dad-in-the-making accidentally lets trickle up into the cunt of a criminally insane mental patient.  The kind of baby that just screams to the world, "Ahhhh, I........should not fucking be here right now!"  

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 


Is that from the same mouth you pray with, Majorie?

I’m just going to stop my cross fitting for a second to pant into my camera for a couple of seconds and swear at the president, post it online for all to see, then get back to the salmon flops. 



You know how there's accident babies?  And unplanned babies?  And surprise babies?  And test tube babies?  And IVF babies?  And later in life babies?  
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a pre-cum baby.  That C-team stuff that a deadbeat dad-in-the-making accidentally lets trickle up into the cunt of a criminally insane mental patient.  The kind of baby that just screams to the world, "Ahhhh, I........should not fucking be here right now!"  


Wow. Bit dark for you. I mean she is groddie, but...
On 8/6/2021 at 11:34 AM, NWBuck said:

Maybe she'll win a blue ribbon in the livestock showings?

I thought we as a race had moved beyond judging Neanderthals as "less than" fully human.

Yeegads woman! Do you even have a skin care regimen? Your face looks like the lunar surface.

Every time I think she can not possibly get more stupid, she amazes me again.

7 hours ago, Born to Run said:


 

 


Wow. Bit dark for you. I mean she is groddie, but...

 

To be fair to me, that was actually the tame version of what I was gonna post.  

If you can't control how you look, at least control what you think and say.  Once she was elected into a position where she can influence law over my family and livelihood, every single fucking thing about her became fair game.  From her fucked up origin story to everything she posts on social media.  You know in the mutant stories, they all have some cool special power?  She's a mutated genetic lump of shit and her super power is Electable Stupidity.  

16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I thought we as a race had moved beyond judging Neanderthals as "less than" fully human.

Neanderthals yes, the Irish, no.

21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I know partisan politics has devolved to the political version of Bum Fights, but for a sitting congress-thing to post this is beyond the pale, even for this piece of human excrement.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Neanderthals yes, the Irish, no.

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10 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Every time I think she can not possibly get more stupid, she amazes me again.

Just never forget this written-in-stone truth about the GQP: there is no bottom.

It is an immutable truth.  A law more ironclad than the law of gravity.  It is a focal point of immutable fact on which the universe itself may rest.  What is truly known in this universe?  Gravity is a thing.  OU sucks.  The GQP has no bottom.  

I am not bouncing MTG sound waves around the inside of my house.

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On 8/18/2021 at 9:45 PM, HenryJames said:

 

 

Greasy...  Like Jermaine Jackson greasy...  NSFW

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I just realized MTG looks like Jack Johnson with a wig on.  Her policies are about as deep and complex as his lyrics.  Plus she’s got Bubbly Toes.  

Just straight up evil

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Just straight up evil

Yeah wouldn’t want refugees and immigrants fucking with the racial demography of the indigenously white continent of North America, the middle of which is the United States of America. The capital state, Ohio, was discovered by Christopher Columbus (who was also our first president) in 1942.

There, I just produced a statement that’s filled with more wisdom than anything that bitch has said in her entire meaningless life.

6 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Yeah wouldn’t want refugees and immigrants fucking with the racial demography of the indigenously white continent of North America, the middle of which is the United States of America. The capital state, Ohio, was discovered by Christopher Columbus (who was also our first president) in 1942.

There, I just produced a statement that’s filled with more wisdom than anything that bitch has said in her entire meaningless life.

State of Tennessee will be in touch directly about purchasing your curriculum. 

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