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bird flu, small pox, measles, zika, west nile....all possibilities that would keep him from flying. My guess is that Coach Herman will take an intentional delay of game on the first play, in his honor....

 

This place will be a real shit show Saturday night if Herman calls plays and the Horns offense actually looks presentable. This is gonna be fun.:D

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Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

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1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Infections in men that are not serious that get hospitalized quite a bit

some pneumonias 

Infected foot wounds on diabetics

injection site infections

surgical wound infection

Dog bites and ‘fight bites’ to hands

gastroenteritis with severe dehydration

Appendicitis, cholecystitis and other boring gut illness 

retropharyngeal abscess

infected implant/osteomyelitis

what am I missing? One of you guys who treats more of these can fix my list.

I’m deliberately not counting viruses/uri, meningitis, uti, prostatitis, sinusitis, bacteremia, or athlete’s foot.

I've got $20 on retropharyngeal abscess.

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3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Easily the best offensive coordinator they've had in the last decade.

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

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14 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Scoring in Nebraska is different. Top 3 ways for most folks are giving an offensive line lots of steroids, throwing a baggie full of dried corn at a stationary target, and giving beer to a naive farmgirl freshman.

Beer? No no. That's a job for beer's cousin, liquor.

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