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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The 12th Man Foundation is not

Just a continuation of dirty aggy recruiting and player support - got it :) Is there an NIL payment for mowing Kroger? I assume all kinds of shaddy shit w/ those hayseeds b/c that is who they are. 

 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Longhorn Foundation is directly affiliated to UT. The 12th Man Foundation is not. FSU disconnected its version of the LHF from the AD for reasons that were never quite clear but assumed to be shady, I believe directly after Fisher left.

Are you serious that Liucci isn't the main owner of Texags? If so, then I guess I've missed that one over the years and consider it a surprise. If it's your usual dumb shit of misremembering facts while you speak from a position of condescension and certitude, well, of course.

It has been pointed out here over the years that the money behind Texags is actually Hunter Goodwin. 

 

https://texags.com/staff

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It has been pointed out here over the years that the money behind Texags is actually Hunter Goodwin. 

 

https://texags.com/staff

Why on gods green earth do they have this many employees and interns? They do have this hottie though

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Dolores Liucci
Administrative Specialist
 
Dolores joined the startup team of the Maroon & White Report in December of 1998 with Hunter Goodwin and Billy Liucci — and as they say, 'the rest is history.' Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between. Her passion is being able to bring 110 percent total satisfaction to friends and customers of TexAgs.
 
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It has been pointed out here over the years that the money behind Texags is actually Hunter Goodwin. 

 

https://texags.com/staff

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

Its frankly shocking, by comparison, it looks like Inside Texas has 9 members on staff. Surly has @immamac and maybe a couple of people he hires off craigslist that end up not bringing beer to the tailgate. Oh and me as a 3 times a year podcast host who makes less than the craigslist people and instead actively loses time and money instead

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

Do you even AgTag brah!

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obviously they need to hire some more employees to get that Luicci 44 finished.

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

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I hate to be the one to break it to you, but if your son can't get into A&M, he might be a bit of a dumbass.

In a recent Facebook group with military officers and we are discussing assignments fiancés house buying etc. this dude comes in and posts the absolute dumbest thing I ever read in my life. Makes a lot of surly posters look like savants. I causally comment Jesus you’re like the aggy of AF officers bro that was brutal to read.  Click his profile. Yep he went to aggy. Holy shit it’s so easy to pick em 

20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

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Dolores Liucci
Administrative Specialist
 
Dolores joined the startup team of the Maroon & White Report in December of 1998 with Hunter Goodwin and Billy Liucci — and as they say, 'the rest is history.' Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between. Her passion is being able to bring 110 percent total satisfaction to friends and customers of TexAgs.
 

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27 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Why on gods green earth do they have this many employees and interns? They do have this hottie though

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Dolores Liucci
Administrative Specialist
 
Dolores joined the startup team of the Maroon & White Report in December of 1998 with Hunter Goodwin and Billy Liucci — and as they say, 'the rest is history.' Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between. Her passion is being able to bring 110 percent total satisfaction to friends and customers of TexAgs.
 

Imagine being this woman, working for TexAgs, and thinking "yes, this is what I want to be doing. I love this."

https://www.instagram.com/kennedy922/

Looks like Billy might be the looker in that family. There is an interesting sentence in there.

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Between what? They only name one thing. They are professional writers likely with Aggie degrees. 

I salute her passion to provide "110 percent total satisfaction to friends" but I think I'll pass on that one.

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

is that the horns down clown?

Yep, she is beyond hope. Although I would be willing to attempt rehabilitation a number of times.

7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like Billy might be the looker in that family. There is an interesting sentence in there.

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Between what? They only name one thing. They are professional writers likely with Aggie degrees. 

I salute her passion to provide "110 percent total satisfaction to friends" but I think I'll pass on that one.

You're so close to it. Lets look at the words and phrases involved. Customer...servicing? Customer...relations? Everything in between...her legs? Lips? 

100% total satisfaction to friends and customers. 

She's the Texags walking gloryhole. 

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Imagine being this woman, working for TexAgs, and thinking "yes, this is what I want to be doing. I love this."

https://www.instagram.com/kennedy922/

You think attractive women are somehow immune to stupidity, or brainwashing? Buddy, read up on the NXIUM cult. Or Scientology. And now consider that aTm usually breeds that kind of indoctrination from birth, and if not birth, fish camp. 

5 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Yep, she is beyond hope. Although I would be willing to attempt rehabilitation a number of times.

It appears she'll find your wife and/or gf more attractive.

Damn, David Nuno, used to be on TV in houston, and 790 sports talk - now works for texags.    His wife is/was a trainer at orange theory back in the day.   

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It has been pointed out here over the years that the money behind Texags is actually Hunter Goodwin. 

 

https://texags.com/staff

in addition to being the money guy at TexAgs (nfl career to real estate lol) that guy looks like he has hundreds of thousands of posts on whatever their version of the CR is.

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26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like Billy might be the looker in that family. There is an interesting sentence in there.

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Between what? They only name one thing. They are professional writers likely with Aggie degrees. 

I salute her passion to provide "110 percent total satisfaction to friends" but I think I'll pass on that one.

Not a lot of growth potential in the TexAgs org chart I guess. Started as one of three founders 25 years ago and she’s worked her way up to…Admin Specialist. 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're so close to it. Lets look at the words and phrases involved. Customer...servicing? Customer...relations? Everything in between...her legs? Lips? 

100% total satisfaction to friends and customers. 

She's the Texags walking gloryhole. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

All those salaries came in handy when they grabbed a nice 7 figure PPP loan (later forgiven) to maintain a website and do podcasts from home.  As if their revenue was affected at all. It probably increased as more of their subs and anons had more time to be online so their ad revenue spiked. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

Well, aside from piles of idiots that pay them a subscription, there's always that sweet, sweet PPP money.  

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Damn dead duck beat me to it.

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're so close to it. Lets look at the words and phrases involved. Customer...servicing? Customer...relations? Everything in between...her legs? Lips? 

100% total satisfaction to friends and customers. 

She's the Texags walking gloryhole. 

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16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

For some reason your tweet link broke for me. Here's the image:

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7 minutes ago, Viper said:

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I call it like I see it buddy. She's basically screaming it to everyone in her bio. But yes, I do have a dark view of humanity in general, and aggy in specific. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It has been pointed out here over the years that the money behind Texags is actually Hunter Goodwin. 

 

https://texags.com/staff

I know it's aggy, but I'm shocked that they employ that many people and not a single person of color.

5 hours ago, NoName said:

they just launched the 12th man+ fund

https://www.12thmanfoundation.com/12th-man-plus/


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Gosh, if the 12th Man Foundation+ were actually independent of the university, I would think their name is in violation of trademark laws. You can be sure the Longhorn Foundation+ would be sued to oblivion by the University of Texas.

Of course nothing in College Station, Texas is actually independent of that university. It's the same reason Billy Liucci, Taylor Hamm, Brian Perroni, etc. recruit for Texas A&M.

3 minutes ago, bar said:

I know it's aggy, but I'm shocked that they employ that many people and not a single person of color.

What are you talking about, David Nuño has a tilde and everything. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Wow. I'd never looked at any of that. 

They have 39 employees and 11 interns. I have a friend that runs a start-up that will do over $200M this year employing 18 people. They need 39 people to run a website and series of podcasts? How on earth do they cover that overhead? Or need to? That is crazy shit.

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2 hours ago, Chopper said:

It appears she'll find your wife and/or gf more attractive.

You are right.. the therapy may not take. Better try a few more times just to be sure. 

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Perhaps this was entered 2 years ago and just now the hold on the post was released. It would make sense if it were from February of 2021.

 

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Looks like Billy might be the looker in that family. There is an interesting sentence in there.

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Between what? They only name one thing. They are professional writers likely with Aggie degrees. 

I salute her passion to provide "110 percent total satisfaction to friends" but I think I'll pass on that one.

 

I'm getting serious vibes of...

 

 

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Why on gods green earth do they have this many employees and interns? They do have this hottie though

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Dolores Liucci
Administrative Specialist
 
Dolores joined the startup team of the Maroon & White Report in December of 1998 with Hunter Goodwin and Billy Liucci — and as they say, 'the rest is history.' Her responsibilities include customer service relations and everything in between. Her passion is being able to bring 110 percent total satisfaction to friends and customers of TexAgs.
 

That's just Billy in a wig, ready for a night on the town.

I'm tempted to start a 12th Man++ Fund and set my salary as I see fit. I've run multiple 200M+ PE companies with a fraction of that staff. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Physical education companies get that kind of revenue?

He caught the dodgeball wave.

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He caught the dodgeball wave.

And currently the pickleball craze?

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'd love to take credit but it's a phrase that Hunter S. Thompson used in various books and essays over the years, and it always just stuck with me. After I had to look it up for myself when I was in HS, of course :)

If you want to learn some new, interesting, and useful words read some John Banville novels.

Other than he's an idiot and aggy jock sniffer - what does he mean by "Austin is not built to do this" - This just smells like nothing more than 'pay for play'
Exactly that. aggy will try to use this to "legitimize" doing what they've always done
I'd love to take credit but it's a phrase that Hunter S. Thompson used in various books and essays over the years, and it always just stuck with me. After I had to look it up for myself when I was in HS, of course [emoji4]
HST fan eh? Explains a lot lol

lol, private equity (PE) just in case you really were asking

38 minutes ago, hornlife said:

lol, private equity (PE) just in case you really were asking

Is that some sort of specialized nursing field?

51 minutes ago, hornlife said:

lol, private equity (PE) just in case you really were asking

Jesus H I was not, thanks for assuming the worst. 

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I thought it was different Panda Express locations

1 hour ago, hornlife said:

lol, private equity (PE) just in case you really were asking

I hope nobody was really asking, but if they were, knowing that you are a lady of the night to all suitors is certainly noteworthy.

Dolores could be Liucci's mom, or his sister. Freaky.

8 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Dolores could be Liucci's mom, or his sister. Freaky.

 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Think it’s his wife.

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