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And where would Chris Simms rank among all-time aggy QB's? He was a better collegiate QB than just about anybody they've had other than JFF, right? Kevin Murray? Bucky Richardson? Simms would rank fourth all-time on aggy's passing yards and TD's list and has a higher QB rating than any other recent aggy signal-caller save Johnny Football and (LOL) Kenny Hill.

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38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

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Jesus.  Georgia fought hard for him until the end .. Alabama fought hard also, but they, like everyone knew it had become a 2 horse race.  But they didn't move on completely.  They stayed in as much as they could.  When Texas pulled away, Georgia still fought hard to the bitter end.  

These fuckers will come up with anything to make themselves feel better.

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1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Just like Georgia didn’t want Sydir Mitchell. Rationalization is a helluva drug. 

no, that one is correct.

they actually sent their DC and Head Coach to New Jersey specifically to tell Mitchell they were withdrawing their offer and that they never were interested in the first place.

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Just now, NoName said:

no, that one is correct.

they actually sent their DC and Head Coach to New Jersey specifically to tell Mitchell they were withdrawing their offer and that they never were interested in the first place.

My bad. UGA has a very polite coaching staff and it was cool of them to process him in time for him to get in at his safety school. 

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4 hours ago, C-Man said:

And where would Chris Simms rank among all-time aggy QB's? He was a better collegiate QB than just about anybody they've had other than JFF, right? Kevin Murray? Bucky Richardson? Simms would rank fourth all-time on aggy's passing yards and TD's list and has a higher QB rating than any other recent aggy signal-caller save Johnny Football and (LOL) Kenny Hill.

Kenny Hill won a ton of games, including an 11 win season with TCU.  He wasn’t a world-beater, but he was good. And we know how the hobbit worked out for OUsux. 

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

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I will take a Chris Simms even if he says the BIG XII sucks. He had us on the verge of MNC appearance and was let down by the play calling. We should have kept running the ball since Colorado had not stopped it at all until he was made to throw a ball into linebacker traffic. I am not saying Arch is Chris but even if he is it it still really good.

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8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

They took themselves out as part of the interception. That interception should have never happened, we could have run it in at ease.

Can we just leave that tumor of a game in the wreckage of Texas Stadium?

Talk about this one instead: https://stats.texassports.com/custompages/sports/m-footbl/archive/stats/02/112902.htm

Simms’ third win in a row against those clowns. 

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40 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The real joke here is that Simms absolutely owned A&M when he was here. He absolutely brutalized their coverage with dimes to BJ and Roy.

Yeah, he eviscerated them twice and was 3-1 against aggy as a starter and that's IF you tag him with the Bonfire loss in 1999. He left the game with a 16-6 lead.

2000: @Texas 43, aggy 17; Simms 16-of-24 for 383 yards, 3 TD/0 INT

2001: Texas 21, @aggy 7; Simms 15-of-33 for 138 yards, 0 TD/0 INT

2002: @Texas 50, aggy 20; Simms 16-of-24 for 278 yards, 3 TD/0 INT

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

The real joke here is that Simms absolutely owned A&M when he was here. He absolutely brutalized their coverage with dimes to BJ and Roy.

It’s incredible they ever talk Simms down. He dragged his nuts on those bitches. They’re too stupid for words.

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2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

If Arch is just a little above average and Texas can win the games it is supposed to, aggy misery is going to be something we've never witnessed before...

It's a real possibility that Arch taking the reigns will coincide with our debut in the SEC.  As long as Arch/UT don't trip over their own dick, the ESPN on Arch disgusting knob slobbering will eclipse the Tebow/JFF combined gobblefest completely.  Plus ESPN will be in full New SEC hype mode, aggy won't be able to watch any game without hearing about Arch and UT 3 or 4 times during the game, and that's after it being the main topic during pregame and predominant at halftime...

The SEC believe they've have a grasp on who aggy is.  They've only dealt with blissful aggy and that was bad enough...  But now theyn will get the real aggy, miserable aggy.

IF the SEC thinks aggy obsessed over us before?  Now they get to deal with the insane, paranoid, bat shit crazy, miserable aggy who no longer cares to be everyone's best friend....

Heaven forbid something positive is said about UT without aggy being mentioned in an equal way.

Let a thread pop up anywhere talking UT and aggy will be all over it as the weak, abused, defenseless younger step brother, demanding justice...

Let a conversation happen talking UT achievements, and aggy will be telling the world how aggy is better, and just like, but more elite, but equal to tu in every way.  I pity the fool who innocently requests an explanation for clarity's sake on how aggy football has always be as good as, but better than, equal to, but even more elite than UTs...  

The tantrums they will witness aggy butt hurt for not seeing aggy as being just like tu, no matter real facts.. at fish camp they said...  

The poor fool who mistakenly calls us UT, the aggy education on how Tenn is the real UT and we are to be called tu...  Just to be ignored and we're still referred to as UT...

If there is any doubts about which of the two schools is te toxic one, aggy will put them to rest in 2024-2025.

Aggy paradise is about to become aggy 7th hell.  They will despise the SEC for not seeing aggy's achievements rivaling tu's..  and that's when things start to turn aggy and they start making stupid decisions and doing crazy shit, trying to feel equal to tu... Which always leads to even more aggy misery...

 

 

 

this .....this is fantastic.   'Pujols Gif' doesn't do this justice.    T

Spot on 

'hit on the screws'

cuz this is exactly what will happen and how it will happen

(also, probably exactly when it will happen)

bravo. 

Edited by Alphie Solomons.
"when"
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2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

If Arch is just a little above average and Texas can win the games it is supposed to, aggy misery is going to be something we've never witnessed before...

It's a real possibility that Arch taking the reigns will coincide with our debut in the SEC.  As long as Arch/UT don't trip over their own dick, the ESPN on Arch disgusting knob slobbering will eclipse the Tebow/JFF combined gobblefest completely.  Plus ESPN will be in full New SEC hype mode, aggy won't be able to watch any game without hearing about Arch and UT 3 or 4 times during the game, and that's after it being the main topic during pregame and predominant at halftime...

The SEC believe they've have a grasp on who aggy is.  They've only dealt with blissful aggy and that was bad enough...  But now theyn will get the real aggy, miserable aggy.

IF the SEC thinks aggy obsessed over us before?  Now they get to deal with the insane, paranoid, bat shit crazy, miserable aggy who no longer cares to be everyone's best friend....

Heaven forbid something positive is said about UT without aggy being mentioned in an equal way.

Let a thread pop up anywhere talking UT and aggy will be all over it as the weak, abused, defenseless younger step brother, demanding justice...

Let a conversation happen talking UT achievements, and aggy will be telling the world how aggy is better, and just like, but more elite, but equal to tu in every way.  I pity the fool who innocently requests an explanation for clarity's sake on how aggy football has always be as good as, but better than, equal to, but even more elite than UTs...  

The tantrums they will witness aggy butt hurt for not seeing aggy as being just like tu, no matter real facts.. at fish camp they said...  

The poor fool who mistakenly calls us UT, the aggy education on how Tenn is the real UT and we are to be called tu...  Just to be ignored and we're still referred to as UT...

If there is any doubts about which of the two schools is te toxic one, aggy will put them to rest in 2024-2025.

Aggy paradise is about to become aggy 7th hell.  They will despise the SEC for not seeing aggy's achievements rivaling tu's..  and that's when things start to turn aggy and they start making stupid decisions and doing crazy shit, trying to feel equal to tu... Which always leads to even more aggy misery...

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.

If you go rewatch that tcu game from this year, focus on Wiley anytime duggan scrambled or left the pocket. He understands the bias better than anybody and he exploited the fuck out of it. He would blatantly hold and when that didn’t work, he would just tackle our edge or LB. Fuck the big 12, I hope they struggle to keep the lights on when we leave. Ungrateful piles of shit. 

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18 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

aggy was LBU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In what fantasy 

I'm old enough to remember their period of great defense. They didn't win an MNC or even many bowl games, but they had some great linebackers. Penn State was LBU back then.

My father, who has been dead for ten years, likely remembered A&M's last MNC. He was 13.

I like how their fantasy image of themselves as an SEC power and nationally relevant giant only a player away from winning their first fully legit national championship gives them authority to be smug and condescending to Texas. 

I also see that the parrots have bought into Liucci's drivel about Texas and A&M having the same record the last two years thus they are in the same position. Billy provided us with a methane word cloud about perception and momentum, insofar as he grasps the meaning of those words, which is the only thing keeping the world from recognizing the superiority of the Aggies.

Based on the above, the Aggies say we have a shit coach. We trend up from 5-7 to 8-4 and actually look improved on the field. They trend down from 8-4 to 5-7 and at last caught the world's attention as the flop they are just about every year. I don't write this as some sort of revelation; it's all obvious.

The point is that the obvious is so elusive to those idiots. Their witless iron grip on traditions and groupthink evolved from their need to keep it so.

 

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18 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is hilarious Arch take:

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It is. There is also a sterling example of Aggie logic.

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Start with an obvious lie that you're desperate to believe:

Two top five schools who pursued him weren't actually "really" pushing hard for him.

Add: Even their own unranked school who made the top five once this century, didn't prioritize Manning (obviously for the same reasons underpinning the lie above).

Therefore, Manning ain't that good. All hype.

Broader conclusion: Any highly regarded player that doesn't go to a "better program" is phony.

Missed conclusion: Aggie's greatest class of all time last year is phony because those players would have ended up at better (actually strong) programs if they weren't.

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm old enough to remember their period of great defense. They didn't win an MNC or even many bowl games, but they had some great linebackers. Penn State was LBU back then.

My father, who has been dead for ten years, likely remembered A&M's last MNC. He was 13.

I like how their fantasy image of themselves as an SEC power and nationally relevant giant only a player away from winning their first fully legit national championship gives them authority to be smug and condescending to Texas. 

I also see that the parrots have bought into Liucci's drivel about Texas and A&M having the same record the last two years thus they are in the same position. Billy provided us with a methane word cloud about perception and momentum, insofar as he grasps the meaning of those words, which is the only thing keeping the world from recognizing the superiority of the Aggies.

Based on the above, the Aggies say we have a shit coach. We trend up from 5-7 to 8-4 and actually look improved on the field. They trend down from 8-4 to 5-7 and at last caught the world's attention as the flop they are just about every year. I don't write this as some sort of revelation; it's all obvious.

The point is that the obvious is so elusive to those idiots. Their witless iron grip on traditions and groupthink evolved from their need to keep it so.

 

We are prob similar in age I also thought Penn state was LBU.  

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Maybe Texas will get better ref calls with Arch at qb. Tired of bad officiating in the big 12. Entire games with only UT being called for holding and fake targeting calls.
I wouldn't count on it unless we have a really good year and it's clear we're the best chance the SECSEC has of bringing it all home..then, and ONLY maybe then we'll get a few favorable calls.
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26 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Recruits who don't go to A&M are bad. 

Stupid sip

Huh. Strange that Aggy hasn’t provided an iota of proof for their claims surrounding Anthony Hill’s dad… No specific role or company name has even been referenced.

But TexAgs now accepts it as objective fact lol.

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