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I’m very thankful our qb whisperer head coach put in a guy that clearly isn’t ready for the speed of the game and didn’t adjust until it was far too late. 
 

I’m hesitant to place the 5 snow oline on him, but if the Arkansas coach can get 5 guys together that can make space, maybe that’s a fuck sark too.

Having the announcers point out herman coached teams never got bent over like this was a nice touch. 
 

In sum, fuck CDC for this bullshit. Absolutely embarrassing in all 3 phases of the game.

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1 minute ago, Sal said:

Though we weren’t perfect by any means last week, we had a decent gameplan and execution that led to an easy win. This week, it seemed like we threw all of it out the window. I just don’t get it. What am I missing? Why would we completely change up things that worked, play into their hands, etc.? That’s not even mentioning areas like the OL and DL that regressed or stayed the same week-over-week. 

No actually we didn’t change anything and doubled down. That’s why we were so dominated. The arky LBs were shooting the gaps without care. And without a qb run threat they didn’t have to worry about over committing.  It was mostly being out coached straight up. 

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1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

The defense never shut down the run, from beginning to end, despite trying to.  That's a recipe for a loss all day every day.  I'm angry at the offense too, specifically the O line and receivers, but I've always been pessimistic about where we were gonna be offensively this year anyway.  Bitching about which QB to play when they've both been neck and neck all camp is asinine seeing where we really lost this game.  We want to play and defend in space.  Arky made this game about constant impact, hard and constant whether on the attack or on the defense.  We didn't have the makeup for this type of game and the coaches just found that out.  If we keep butting our heads against the wall for the rest of the season I'll get on the Sark sucks train but right not after seeing tonight

I'm hoping this was the wake up call we needed. Feel like these dudes were to full of themselves after last week. If not well fuck me. We suck again 

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2 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

I’m very thankful our qb whisperer head coach put in a guy that clearly isn’t ready for the speed of the game and didn’t adjust until it was far too late. 
 

I’m hesitant to place the 5 snow oline on him, but if the Arkansas coach can get 5 guys together that can make space, maybe that’s a fuck sark too.

Having the announcers point out herman coached teams never got bent over like this was a nice touch. 
 

In sum, fuck CDC for this bullshit. Absolutely embarrassing in all 3 phases of the game.

If you're throwing Crystal under the bus you gotta throw Eltiffe and the Pres (sorry name escapes me....been on a drinking binge since the first offensive series) 

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I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.



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15 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’ll admit I didn’t understand the 3 consecutive K Robinson runs. Not sure what that thinking was

Reps for Keilan. Have to see what he can do.  Score didn't matter.

Plus, Sark knows (now) that Casey scores there... like he did.

 

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2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

This needs to be said more.  Average coach at UW and USC and drank himself out of a job.  Why is he coach at Texas again?

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4 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think Nichol’s State us showing us that last week was fools gold. ULaLa sucks worse than we do and that’s bad.

That's just Billy Napier football bruh. Very similar to Tom Herman football. Seriously look at their 2020 schedule it was all one possession games outside Iowa State  

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11 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

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12 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

if the 3rd coach can’t turn things around, it’s not a coaching issue. It’s a program issue.

Yep.  It all starts at the administrative level.  If fans keep accepting mediocrity then there's no reason to change.  They made their money.

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He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.
I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.
This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane. Something something something Kendra Scott

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane.
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I want to smash Michelle am I wrong for that

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At least we hired an offensive genius, although I didn’t think it was to offend the fans, I thought it was to offend the other team’s defense, but clearly I was mistaken. As far as QB whisperer, he must have whispered some about getting boofood a lot by piggy , porn-stache looked prison-wife skeered all night.

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27 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

He wasn't great at either job and he was drunk most of the time.  Why was he hired at Texas based on his resume?

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45 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

If you're throwing Crystal under the bus you gotta throw Eltiffe and the Pres (sorry name escapes me....been on a drinking binge since the first offensive series) 

Hartzell. I was told many times that CDC was shut out of the coaching search.

I never once believed it, but I am pretty sure it was a joint effort.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

No offense is going to be successful when you have an OL this bad. Okafor is just too slow and Majors was destroyed. Jones is hurt and he's really a guard. I absolutely can not stand that Flood didn't bench some of those guys tonight.

Yeah -- gotta make changes on O-line for sure.  Karic has to play more.  The fact that Hayden is already vying for playing time tells you all that you need to know about some of these crap O-linemen that TEXAS currently has on the roster.  

Still wish Flood would have brought in 1-2 transfer guys to help this O-line.  

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46 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

 

43 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This needs to be said more.  Average coach at UW and USC and drank himself out of a job.  Why is he coach at Texas again?

 

31 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane. Something something something Kendra Scott

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Jesus Christ it was one fucking game. Are y'all's pussies usually this gaping wide?

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33 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

He didn’t basically resign from USC, he signed a “last chance” contract after the drunken salute to Troy banquet and proceeded to show up drunk to practice and then disappeared when he got called out. 
 

He filed a $30M wrongful termination suit against USC that he subsequently lost.  
 

So no, he did not basically resign from USC.  

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1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

 

Jesus Christ it was one fucking game. Are y'all's pussies usually this gaping wide?

let me guess. you typed that after Maryland twice, shitty Notre Dame, Cal twice, etc. 

and Sark is the one that showed his gaping wide pussy.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'm talking about his entire career resume.  Why was he a good hire?  Please be detailed.

Why was he a good hire?  He has proven that when he has a offense full of 5 stars and a huge talent advantage over the other teams he can put up otherworldly numbers on offense.  Now he just needs to figure out a way to get that kind of talent advantage on his Texas team.  

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10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He wasn't great at either job and he was drunk most of the time.  Why was he hired at Texas based on his resume?

He was good enough at UW to get a better job than the one he's in right now. He lost his job at SC because he couldn't control his drinking. 

He then rebounded to orchestrate some of the best offenses CFB has seen at Bama.

He was fired from the Falcons though, so maybe it was just Saban making him look good.

Either way, he was probably the best we could hope for and he assembled a strong staff. How they handle this loss and play against Texas Tech in two weeks will show us all we need to know.

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