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On 11/9/2025 at 3:14 PM, chemHORN said:

Texas still plays/played 4 teams that are above all of A&Ms opponents.  

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

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Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

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If you're waiting for Aggies to become cool in any way, you best set up your cryogenic postmortem freezer now.

After Sun goes red dwarf? No still not cool!

Post Milky Way merger with Andromeda? Try again Aggie.

Long after the Heat Death of our entire universe? Finally, cool, but so is everything else! Advantage Aggie
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1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Yes but they won that one.  And the other. That's what matters right?

I mean you should be absolutely embarrassed you barely beat an Auburn team with the worst QB in college football unable to complete a forward pass AND a bad bad Arky team by 3 while your "elite" defense gave up 40+ points.

1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Oh fuck off...we're giving aggy the same shit they gave us.

The biggest difference is aggy's schedule this year is actually WORSE than ours was last year.  You won't play a ranked team from week 2 or 3 all the way till you see Texas.  It's not shocking you're undefeated with that cake walk. It would be horrific to have a loss.

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1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

My name is Kyoshi, and I am irony-deaf.

Hi, Kiyoshi!

I flit around Longhorn boards to ridicule their team for losing a game they shouldn't have and only being ranked tenth.

How is that irony deaf?

I'm a Texas A&M Fighting Texas Aggie from Texas. Where's everybody going? I haven't even gotten to the part about selective memory being a Longhorn trait! And how I'm not insecure about the Aggies being ranked number 3 having never really been tested! I tweak those arrogant sips by calling them mighty when A&M has always been mightier! We're not little brother! They're little brother because we opened our barn door before they opened the door to an actual university! They wish they were us!  Come back! Come back.

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2 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Many talk about College Football being better when Texas is good,  that same group talks about College Football being worse when the sheep are good.

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1 hour ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Enjoy 2025, as Elko is NYG bound.

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https://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article312851945.html

With that being said, here’s version 3.0 of our coaching board.

1. Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko (Last week: 1) The search continues to move toward those who have a legitimate chance of being the next head coach at Penn State, which leaves Elko at the top. That’s not to say he’s a guarantee to take the job, but the Texas A&M head coach remains a viable option in the search and one the Nittany Lions will continue pursuing until they’re certain he won’t take the job. He still has the Aggies on a roll with a 9-0 record after defeating Missouri on Saturday — but has yet to sign a contract extension.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Who cares about Arky when you will have to live with losing to us yet again.

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4 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

Win something for once. Then talk.

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Have we tried to help this lost soul? Then we could make posts about how wonderful he says we are. How he will send hi kids to UT, because we are so dang nice and all. How we are the best for helping him find his way and all.

Have we tried that yet?

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6 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

We dragged our nuts on your forehead at Pyle Field in ‘24. Did you forget?

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6 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Many talk about College Football being better when Texas is good,  that same group talks about College Football being worse when the sheep are good.

When the sheep are good, aggies don't pay attention to football.

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18 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

And yet, Texas still lost to one of those inferior teams and went to overtime with another 

I have no idea why people generally find Aggies to be insufferable retards. 

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Probably something to do with them leveraging whatever statistic boosts their confirmation bias.  This year: SOR.  SOS is garbage, but the SOR is high, so they claim they're the best team ever due to the SOR.

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18 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

Funny how you're a fucking loser.

Looks like your account won't be here much longer, so we'll see you in 5 years when your team is kinda relevant again.  I have some screen name ideas for you.  PM Derka.

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13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We dragged our nuts on your forehead at Pyle Field in ‘24. Did you forget?

That's not the modern era of football which began last August. A&M had been a small military school with no women up to that point.

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9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not the modern era of football which began last August. A&M had been a small military school with no women up to that point.

The thing I find fascinating about that canard is that by 1963, the  year A&M began allowing women to pursue bachelor's degrees, its enrollment was a bit over 8K students.  At that time, UT-Austin had an enrollment of just over 20K students.  How many of them were women?  Half?  Less than half?  I don't know, but it's not a big stretch to assume that the MALE enrollment numbers at the two schools were similar.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

The thing I find fascinating about that canard is that by 1963, the  year A&M began allowing women to pursue bachelor's degrees, its enrollment was a bit over 8K students.  At that time, UT-Austin had an enrollment of just over 20K students.  How many of them were women?  Half?  Less than half?  I don't know, but it's not a big stretch to assume that the MALE enrollment numbers at the two schools were similar.

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

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22 hours ago, Drew said:

Yes but they won that one.  And the other. That's what matters right?

I mean you should be absolutely embarrassed you barely beat an Auburn team with the worst QB in college football unable to complete a forward pass AND a bad bad Arky team by 3 while your "elite" defense gave up 40+ points.

Oh fuck off...we're giving aggy the same shit they gave us.

The biggest difference is aggy's schedule this year is actually WORSE than ours was last year.  You won't play a ranked team from week 2 or 3 all the way till you see Texas.  It's not shocking you're undefeated with that cake walk. It would be horrific to have a loss.

But but but, what will you say after A&M beats you….at home?  Will you bend the knee and acknowledge your inferiority?   And going back to 2024, lmao, you played one ranked team which you lost to and the other that ended up 7th in their conference!  I will give that you took care of business through the bowl game/playoffs.  It’s embarrassing to see a grown man make excuses for himself or his team.  I digress and realize the Horn arrogance is inherit.  

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, but what athletically gifted heterosexual male wants to go to an all male college? Even for free?

And yet the mighty Horns have 3 gay players, one trans, and a stadium full of dildo wielding cucks absorbing as much masculinity as they possibly can before going back out into the real world with that same dildo perfectly align within their sphincter and their wives ordering “say my name!!!!!”

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5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Funny how you're a fucking loser.

Looks like your account won't be here much longer, so we'll see you in 5 years when your team is kinda relevant again.  I have some screen name ideas for you.  PM Derka.

Dear child, come on now?  Any substance at all coming from that mouth of yours or are you still swishing your own splooge around trying to get something more articulate to “come” out?

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