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3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Whats Porky going to do about it? Make sure our team doesn’t get fed? Call their rooms all night? Throw horse shit into our band?

He was upset that he missed the Black Friday sale on muumuus. 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They got their asses kicked on it, so clearly something was wrong with it since they're the by Gawd #1 team in the country because they beat Notre Dame by a point.  Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

Yeah, Texas designed the field to only work with "magic shoes" and aggie wasn't given any nor warned or some such shit. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

He was upset that he missed the Black Friday sale on muumuus. 

Well that and all the damn noise created by the winning team's fans, coaches, players and others in the locker room on the road at a rival university after beating them soundly and fucking up their undefeated season. 

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9 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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I’m always amazed at the aggy fan. So last night made you think you’re a paper tiger? Not a historic comeback at home to South Carolina? Or a 45-42 win at piggy? Those games made you think you have some dominant team? Lmao. 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Bookman said:

He was upset that he missed the Black Friday sale on muumuus. 

His second half adjustments looked like a guy who spent halftime deciding on his postgame Pluckers order and online shopping for XXXXXXXXXXL hoodies with stupid phrases on them

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Posted
9 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

I love how he ignored the missed DPI's.  Never change, Graham!  LOL

Missed?  Lmao.

Those weren't oopsies bro.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Who's got the pic of Concepcionn's cleats w/ the sawed off horns? Need to send that to my aggy BIL along with

 

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Not the magic cleats 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lmao, they only have 3 wins since 2000. Just such a little brother school. It's hilarious. 

And one of them involved injuring Colt in a dirty fashion 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

His second half adjustments looked like a guy who spent halftime deciding on his postgame Pluckers order and online shopping for XXXXXXXXXXL hoodies with stupid phrases on them

Well, I'm not gonna lie. With lunch approaching today and certainly last night, despite cholesterol issues, an order of Pluckers would have been pretty damn on point. So, not sure that's a great reason to shit on Elko when there are so many others to choose from. 

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Lmao, they only have 3 wins since 2000. Just such a little brother school. It's hilarious. 

Yeah but why not start counting in 1980 you stupid Sip. 

11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This was their shot. They are losing massive amounts of starters on both sides of the ball.

Yep plus have you seen their schedule next year?  

May bama/OU/Mizzou/SC and Texas and Tennessee at home   
 

also AZ St too. 
 

they won’t be 8-4 next year either   

 

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah but why not start counting in 1980 you stupid Sip. 

Yep plus have you seen their schedule next year?  

May bama/OU/Mizzou/SC and Texas and Tennessee at home   
 

also AZ St too. 
 

they won’t be 8-4 next year either   

 

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We are still ahead even based off of 1980 LOL. Even with them winning 9 out of 10, we still are ahead by 1 game since 1980. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We are still ahead even based off of 1980 LOL. Even with them winning 9 out of 10, we still are ahead by 1 game since 1980. 

Yeah but Aggie didn’t want to play in the SEC title game…they’re looking for a National Championship! 

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Posted
Just now, Drew said:

Yeah but Aggie didn’t want to play in the SEC title game…they’re looking for a National Championship! 

They arent smart enough to figure out those things are connected. If you cant beat the first SEC team you face with a pulse, how are you going to beat OSU or UGA lol

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yeah but Aggie didn’t want to play in the SEC title game…they’re looking for a National Championship! 

Would love to see a first round matchup with Tech and closing out the best season evar with consecutive losses to their state rivals.

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21 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We are still ahead even based off of 1980 LOL. Even with them winning 9 out of 10, we still are ahead by 1 game since 1980. 

Yeah yesterday  they were talking up their winning record vs us since 1984. With the win last night, that's no longer a thing. 15-15. And now there's is no number of years you can go back in time that will give them a winning record over us.  The further back you go, the worse it gets for them.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, wood said:

Yeah yesterday  they were talking up their winning record vs us since 1984. With the win last night, that's no longer a thing. 15-15. And now theirs is no number of years you can go back in time that will give them a winning record over us.  The further back you go, the worse it gets for them.

Yep, that might have been the biggest thing that we took away from them last night. 
 

 

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Posted (edited)
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Guy is on campus for like 5 months and he’s fully brainwashed?

Well, and I'm just spitting balling here, but maybe he was like a Russian citizen on a trip to the US in Austin and that was his poor attempt at a bat signal to send him an offer in the portal and rescue him. I'm down for if no other reason than the aggie melt down sure to occur.

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Posted
6 hours ago, TexasExe14 said:

Poor Taurean York, he wants to beat the longhorns so bad but he can’t because he’s an aggy.

Should’ve been a bulldog instead. lol

When the camera cut to him in the 4th and he was all pissed, priceless. Nothing those 15 pages of notes he had on us could’ve stopped this.

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York is perfect for aggy.  He's a baby back bitch that constantly runs his mouth. He's like a yappy little dog. He was a punk in high school and his coaches let him get away with it. No class, no respect for the game. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

They’re bitching about the field? I mean, of course they are. But what’s the gripe?

To be fair,  plastic grass is trash. Thank God it's going away next year. Even smu went to real grass this year. 

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Posted (edited)
28 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Yep, that might have been the biggest thing that we took away from them last night. 
 

 

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prayed for days like this. 

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Guy is on campus for like 5 months and he’s fully brainwashed?

No,  you can clearly see where it blew out the top of his head

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