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18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

just the south upper deck

Don’t sell them short. They’re perfectly capable of a total stadium collapse. They have a history of such a thing. And other large structures collapsing. 
 

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Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, LostInTX said:

No, just a Aggie. You've always been t.u. And you still are. You haven't heard?

After an astonishing season enroute to their first actual "natty," the Aggies will perfectly end their season by beating ebil t.u. in their own horrible stadium. The rocket that is A&M launches to a new era. Texas A&M'll be respected and feared throughout the land! Let's all go to Austin for the luscious finale. A perfect blast off! As perfect as an absurdly huge bonfire!

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Poor Aggies. Still Aggies.

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On 12/7/2025 at 8:28 PM, Pancho said:

Oh boy

 

 

Between this shit and running his mouth last year, Zuhn is pretty goddamn dumb even for an aggy football, player and is probably going to need to continue to get his dick knocked in the dirt a few (more) times before learning to STFU. If he ever does

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11 hours ago, LostInTX said:

Here's hoping you all get one of these hats in case you actually choose to attend and support you team. 

 

 

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Y'all played 2 good teams this year, and would've gone 0-2 if not for an egregious holding no-call at the end of theND game. Enjoy getting boat-raced at home.

And....scoreboard x3, gomer.

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20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

sorry to reblog myself but holy shit it hit 200k notes is bullshit GIF

Meh, with today’s nukes you’d probably be fine assuming a direct hit on Pyle. (Also, assuming you weren’t looking AT the target and blinded when detonation occurs).

Posted
11 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Miami is going to own the LOS in this game. The biggest issue is Beck's TOs. If he can play a clean game, Miami is going to beat them easily. The aggy defense is awful.

That would be an epic collapse by Beck, who's been on a heater his last 4 games with over 1200 yards with 13 TDs and 1 pick. Also, the ag defense isn't good at forcing turnovers - 118th in turnovers gained (12 for the year) and 128th in passes intercepted (3 for the year). 

On the flip side, Reed and Co have turned the ball over 8 times in their last 3 games.

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13 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

That would be an epic collapse by Beck, who's been on a heater his last 4 games with over 1200 yards with 13 TDs and 1 pick. Also, the ag defense isn't good at forcing turnovers - 118th in turnovers gained (12 for the year) and 128th in passes intercepted (3 for the year). 

On the flip side, Reed and Co have turned the ball over 8 times in their last 3 games.

Forecast for C-Stat after the Miami game is a deluge of aggy tears.

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16 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Forecast for C-Stat

Sorry but I hate hate it when people call it C-Stat.  Its like they are trying to make College Station sound cool and hip like saying SoCo or NoDo.  Don't fall to that lame-ass aggy branding.  Want to use a term like Pyle Field? Sure.  Otherwise... 

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Just now, texasdago said:

Sorry but I hate hate it when people call it C-Stat.  Its like they are trying to make College Station sound cool and cool like saying SoCo or NoDo.  Don't fall to that lame-ass aggy branding.

Lol...I called it that bc that's what the younger aggy call it. Believe me, I'm not trying to make it sound cool.

Tongue in cheek

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5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Sorry but I hate hate it when people call it C-Stat.  Its like they are trying to make College Station sound cool and hip like saying SoCo or NoDo.  Don't fall to that lame-ass aggy branding.  Want to use a term like Pyle Field? Sure.  Otherwise... 

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C-stat sounds like a medical procedure to me.

Which is appropriate because I feel like I would need some kind of medical intervention after visiting that place.

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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

We Gen-X'ers call it Collie Station and sometimes Gomerville. Is that better?

Collie Station is perfect. I'm still twitching over reading C-Stat used here.

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13 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Sorry but I hate hate it when people call it C-Stat.  Its like they are trying to make College Station sound cool and hip like saying SoCo or NoDo.  Don't fall to that lame-ass aggy branding.  Want to use a term like Pyle Field? Sure.  Otherwise... 

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Spoiler

Texas A&M is riding a historic season of success the nation's No. 7 overall seed into the 12-team College Football Playoff, which opens in less than two weeks.

Second-year Aggies coach Mike Elko also is navigating staff transition as he prepares for a new offensive coordinator with incumbent play-caller Collin Klein set to take over at his alma mater, Kansas State.

Success, inevitably, brings staff change.

The Aggies are looking to fortify their offensive staff with an addition from a fellow Southeastern Conference program: Kentucky.

Multiple sources tell FootballScoop that Derek Shay is exiting the Bluegrass to join Elko's Texas A&M program.

It's set to be a fourth SEC program for Shay, who also owns a previous stop as a senior offensive analyst at Missouri and work as an assistant tight ends coach at LSU.

Shay also owns play-calling experience at a national high school, previously serving as the offensive coordinator at prep powerhouse IMG Academy for three seasons from 2017-19.

Other stops include McNeese State and for then-head coach Charles Huff's Marshall Thundering Herd in 2023.

A former offensive lineman as an Football Championship Subdivision player at Western Illinois and Eastern Illinois, Shay also coached the offense at Indianapolis, Indiana, program Warren Central High School.

The Aggies won their first 11 games in the 2025 season, scoring an early-season upset at Notre Dame in a 41-40 thrilled that helped propel Texas A&M to share of the SEC's best regular-season record.

Debuting at No. 3 in the CFP Top 25 last month and holding there for several weeks before a loss to rival Texas, the Aggies are set to host 10th-seeded Miami Dec. 20 at noon ET in the Playoffs' opening round.

Elko is also going through the process of finding a replacement for Klein at the top offensive assistant position. A former star quarterback at Kansas State, Klein helped Texas A&M to the nation's No. 14 scoring offense at 36.3 points per game, touchdown-per-game increase; No. 20 in total offense at 454.4 ypg.

In addition to a number of external candidates, current Aggies co-offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach Holmon Wiggins also is contention for the coordinator post.

Wiggins was on staff at Alabama for the final five seasons of the Nick Saban era from 2019-23; he was the Tide's assistant head coach of offense and also tutored their wide receivers.

 

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20 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

C-stat sounds like a medical procedure to me.

Which is appropriate because I feel like I would need some kind of medical intervention after visiting that place.

C for colonoscopy? 

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17 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

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Texas A&M is riding a historic season of success the nation's No. 7 overall seed into the 12-team College Football Playoff, which opens in less than two weeks.

Second-year Aggies coach Mike Elko also is navigating staff transition as he prepares for a new offensive coordinator with incumbent play-caller Collin Klein set to take over at his alma mater, Kansas State.

Success, inevitably, brings staff change.

The Aggies are looking to fortify their offensive staff with an addition from a fellow Southeastern Conference program: Kentucky.

Multiple sources tell FootballScoop that Derek Shay is exiting the Bluegrass to join Elko's Texas A&M program.

It's set to be a fourth SEC program for Shay, who also owns a previous stop as a senior offensive analyst at Missouri and work as an assistant tight ends coach at LSU.

Shay also owns play-calling experience at a national high school, previously serving as the offensive coordinator at prep powerhouse IMG Academy for three seasons from 2017-19.

Other stops include McNeese State and for then-head coach Charles Huff's Marshall Thundering Herd in 2023.

A former offensive lineman as an Football Championship Subdivision player at Western Illinois and Eastern Illinois, Shay also coached the offense at Indianapolis, Indiana, program Warren Central High School.

The Aggies won their first 11 games in the 2025 season, scoring an early-season upset at Notre Dame in a 41-40 thrilled that helped propel Texas A&M to share of the SEC's best regular-season record.

Debuting at No. 3 in the CFP Top 25 last month and holding there for several weeks before a loss to rival Texas, the Aggies are set to host 10th-seeded Miami Dec. 20 at noon ET in the Playoffs' opening round.

Elko is also going through the process of finding a replacement for Klein at the top offensive assistant position. A former star quarterback at Kansas State, Klein helped Texas A&M to the nation's No. 14 scoring offense at 36.3 points per game, touchdown-per-game increase; No. 20 in total offense at 454.4 ypg.

In addition to a number of external candidates, current Aggies co-offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach Holmon Wiggins also is contention for the coordinator post.

Wiggins was on staff at Alabama for the final five seasons of the Nick Saban era from 2019-23; he was the Tide's assistant head coach of offense and also tutored their wide receivers.

 

*"Playoff run," meaning one playoff game.

Posted
15 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

This.  I live less than 20 miles from pyle field, so I can't hope for a nuke.  I'll have to settle for the Earth opening up and swallowing them all, or a tornado.  Maybe a volcano springing up at the 50.  Something like that.

Why should we be overly concerned about your poor life choices?

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