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Rags to riches? Nobody ever thinks of colleges and say to themselves "that's a great rags to riches story "  GCU has a more interesting story than those dorks and have been around a fraction of the time. 

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On 12/24/2025 at 4:25 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Man, if my aggy family were dicks I would have this made into a poster and framed and gifted to them, but fortunately they're 2%ers. I asked if they had ever heard of TexAgs and they have not. That's how you know they're realistic. 

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On 12/25/2025 at 7:30 AM, Tex Pete said:

Exactly. They never shut the fuck up, no matter what. It’s much better not playing them. 

I was here once, but after the last two seasons I've grown to love playing them because no matter how miserable my life can be at times, at least I'm not poor or aggy (they're redundant, I know). It's great beating their asses and watching them cry. The schadenfreude is too good to pass up now.

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23 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

look you stupid sip, in 2021 for a few minutes in december aggy had to momentarily suspend all female students in order to forfeit the gator bowl as an all-male COLLEGE, before resuming normal service as the standing host of the north american nuremberg light festival of fire, which is why that game doesn't count in the win-loss totals... for bowl games....  as a co-ed institution.....  that likes to play with fire

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Well this is a first to see a thank you for Ass to Mouth. 

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26 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I was here once, but after the last two seasons I've grown to love playing them because no matter how miserable my life can be at times, at least I'm not poor or aggy (they're redundant, I know). It's great beating their asses and watching them cry. The schadenfreude is too good to pass up now.

Have you forgotten what it's like when we lose to them?

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4 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Have you forgotten what it's like when we lose to them?

Yes. I choose to not remember those days. They're too painful for me. Right now, at this very moment, I'm still trying to recover from the Michael Crabtree "I seen it in my dreams" catch against Earl Thomas. That one hurts more than anything. I'll never get over it. I was at that game, and the pain is insurmountable. 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…Lyle got with Kelly Willis? Now I REALLY hate him.

Allegedly. There was a photo from the 90’s of them in a hotel hallway, Hotel Notell probably, after the Julia Roberts divorce.  That some good rebound material for a song.  Allegedly.  

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Couple of things from my perspective:

OU is our clear #1 rival. I hate losing to them but (cheating aside) I semi respect them. They are a true blood like us (this is a fact). Usually a good program, history, championships, Heisman players, etc. 

A&M is a want to be. Clear #2/3 (Arky is miserable too). Losing to them is bad. No real history, stupid stuff called tradition - to them taking a shit is probably a tradition, a championship in 1939, acting like fools always, blathering on about how great they are or will be next year, conspiracy theories, etc. 

This thread is nothing about obsession. It's for us to laugh at ignorance from delusional clowns. A&M is the Jerry Springer guest for college football. Obsession is them doing Horns down at everything. Their existence is defined by Texas. 

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