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Corn Maze:

  • Unlikely to collapse and kill any drunken students.
  • So far, only a dozen severed toes from errant hoe application.
  • Teaches us that corn doesn't cut itself down to make a maze.
  • Takes enormous skill and work raising corn and cutting a maze. Only Aggies and aliens have this unique ability!
  • Provides the epitome of God's beauty: a sunflower field in College Station, Texas. 
  • Provides another way for Aggies to do something then fuck it up with a giant aTm logo.

 

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8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Yeah, I had a guy at work try and make a similar pitch. Before that, when a guy said something like "your wife is beautiful" I assumed it was just a compliment not an invitation to a swingers evening.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

Bruh what part of A&M athletics compares to the  greatness of Chili’s southwest egg rolls and big mouth bites?

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