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10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Surly assholes!

 



 

 

Not gonna lie, that was a GLORIOUS 3 seconds.  I was bombarded with aggy BS for 3 quarters,14 minutes and 57 seconds.  After the ball cleared the uprights, I turned around and said, "I don't think I need to say anything.  Scoreboard says enough".

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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy ring day. Notice the horns down on the cloth.... rent free

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That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

51 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

TAMIU

Motto: Dust ‘em

Degree: School of Housekeeping

I’m confused, why did they cancel the bonfire? It’s big stack of logs. What ever they have just light it on fire and keep people back far enough to be safe. Honestly puzzled here.

It’s the stacking of logs that they have trouble with.
4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


It’s the stacking of logs that they have trouble with.

Worst Jenga players ever.

Statistically it is impossible that there isn’t at least one fucking aggy who knows what they are doing.
 

Yet, here we are…

Like Romancing the Stone Danny Devito, or It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Danny Devito?
Not much of a Delta de Devito, just gota whack It harder if he's your fetish.

Happy Thanksgiving to your mama, she's always Cared about your education.
On 3/26/2018 at 4:57 PM, phdhorn said:

Alright, laughing it up in here, boss!  They're all good but this one in particular did the ol' burst out hee-haw guffaw.  Have some.

 

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On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

It's going to get ugly if this is reversed to a touchdown. 

Future Man, is that you?? 

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3 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

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On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

Why am I not surprised that an aggy drives a Honda ridgline?

9 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Random: even after the worst 12 year football span in Texas history, we still have more longhorns (34) currently playing the nfl than aggy does (33). And aggy is having arguably their 2nd best 12 year football span ever

After a year of hearing about 5-7, the fact they are fighting for that record this weekend is absolutely glorious.

9 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

That's for TAMIU or International aggy in Laredo.  A consistent rival of UT-Austin, right?  

TAMI(fl)U

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

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On my way to San Antonio from Houston two days ago. Yes, this was on I-10 between Mason and Westgreen. So yeah…Katy.

Those are pretty good trucks. Perfect for shopping malls and other disappointing journeys in life.

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

Why am I not surprised that an aggy drives a Honda ridgline?

My thought exactly. Subarus are much more manly vehicles. 

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I'm starting to like this Amanda gal:

 

 

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On 11/22/2022 at 2:56 AM, Gidnik said:

 

It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. Same name different person assumed the role. But the pirate wasn't a dork, because he was a pirate. 

Fitting the school that endlessly talks about the 12th man turdition that chickened out of playing in bowl game last year can’t qualify this year.  Hope aggy gets humiliated by LSU and twists the knife causing their vaunted fans to leave before halftime.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Imagine packing a structurally unsound steel pile on a cold and rainy-ass Friday night for some mouthbreather in overalls to quote a Conor Macgregor reaction video at you.

hope kissing that date was worth it lmfao

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

As the old saying goes...if you find yourself in a hole...quit digging.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Doesn't count. He didn't mention ol' Rock, the good ag

"and I heard that tu is gladly accepting."

Huh?  Getting into Texas is extraordinarily difficult at this point.  Getting into A&M isn't.  Sick burn, bro.

On 11/24/2022 at 8:10 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Not gonna lie, that was a GLORIOUS 3 seconds.  I was bombarded with aggy BS for 3 quarters,14 minutes and 57 seconds.  After the ball cleared the uprights, I turned around and said, "I don't think I need to say anything.  Scoreboard says enough".

Little did we know we had the best(and probably most clutch) kicker in NFL history to take that pressure packed kick.

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got beaten by a second

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16 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Those are pretty good trucks. Perfect for shopping malls and other disappointing journeys in life.

It’s not really a truck.   Lol.   It’s more like a Honda Pilot without the third row seats and hatch.  

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It's a shame these pep rallies aren't held more than 5 or 6 times a year. They really are pure comedic gold. Never disappoints.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

The percentage of aggy students that could have gotten into Texas is a lot lower than he seems to think.

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Hilarious!

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That was extremely well done.  Kudos to the LSU dudes.

You can tell the dude watched the tape when at 4:05 he does the half spin with fancy hands to lead into his whoop.  Textbook.

24 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

 

I'm dead. 

I wish I could say it was evidence that the rest of the world has caught up to A&M's bullshit, but LSU has been dialed into that quagmire for decades.

Still, I'm laughing.  

WE TOLD YOU.

"From the inside we can't explain it. From the outside you can't understand it."

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

Little did we know we had the best(and probably most clutch) kicker in NFL history to take that pressure packed kick.

aggy was totally tucked that night.

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4 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Gay

Don’t you put that evil on us motherfucker!!

7 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Hope springs eternal......emoji1787.pngemoji1787.png114d9881fbf7b23dfa973d2280f08862.jpg

Unless he was bow hunting, sounds like he was hunting illegally. 

I cannot wait for L$U to push in the gomers turds. The dead dogs will be rolling over in their graves. Quite a few of my neighbors are L$U grads, I will tell them I am behind them today 100 percent.

If by “stripe the stands” they mean “leave them empty,” I’m sure they’ll succeed. 

 

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