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Kid Rock (and Bud Light slap-fight) y’all


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Fuck all you hoes
Detroit till I die motherfucker
Talking all that bullshit
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

I'm a moonshine sipper straight slipping into darkness
Far from harmless, I'm more like the sharpest
Tool in the shed, no I never been the smartest
Well, make no mistake, I hit the fucking hardest
Devil without a cause, you heard me screaming
And twenty years later, bitch I still fucking mean it
Motherfucker you ain't never met a motherfucker like this
Kiss my ass and you can suck a dick, sideways
My way or the highway, listen up
Ain't nothing changed here, I still don't give a fuck
So what the fuck's up with all the backlash
You snowflakes, here's a newsflash

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
But yo homie, here's a situation
A nation of pussies is our next generation
And these minions and their agendas
Every opinion has a millennial offended
But this amendment one, it rings true
And if it don't descend bitch, then see number two
Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
Get a clue or prove your fake news and views
Can all kick the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

Oh, gonna soar like an eagle
My wings will carry me away
I've got the heart of a lion
And I get stronger every day

You never tell me shit, you never flip my script
Because I'm more outrageous than the Vegas strip
You're like Mayberry bitch, I'm hard and crisp
High risk hillbilly but I'm filthy rich
You're like Milli Vanilli, kinda silly and shit
I'm like Shotgun Willy smoking fillies and shit
I'm like Reverend Ron or David Lee Roth
Like Springsteen bitch, I'm the motherfucking boss
James Dean, shit, I'm more like Brad Pitt
A little less pretty but I sling more dick
I twang more riffs, I slide through grass
I rip more lines than a ten pound bass
Pass the mic, I'm like sloe gin fizz
And ain't nobody, and ain't nobody

Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to live

Billy fucking Shakespeare motherfuckers.

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude isn't making a bad play. He will never sniff mainstream appeal again and so he's going for an audience that will like anything you do, as long as you're owning the libs. He will make far more money with this than if he tried to make a "good" Kid Rock record. 

Agreed. Why should he leave all the grifting to fat fuck Donald and friends?. Unless he somehow forces his way onto my Spotify playlist, it's not like I have to listen to any of his bullshit.

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude isn't making a bad play. He will never sniff mainstream appeal again and so he's going for an audience that will like anything you do, as long as you're owning the libs. He will make far more money with this than if he tried to make a "good" Kid Rock record. 

He’s moved on to finding Gulf Coast pussy for his Detroit playas 

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3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This dude isn't making a bad play. He will never sniff mainstream appeal again and so he's going for an audience that will like anything you do, as long as you're owning the libs. He will make far more money with this than if he tried to make a "good" Kid Rock record. 

You are right.  Rage Against The Mainstream Is going to sell really fucking well with the Trumpy cunter-culture.  I wonder long till we get Whitesploitation films?

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7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

There is no stronger set of data points showing the decline of working class white America than Allman Brothers -> Lynyrd Skynyrd -> Bro Country -> Kid Rock’s MAGA revival.

In fairness, it's a response to BLM. Can't have one side of the coin without the other.

Everybody's pissed. Everybody has an agenda. One side is zealously woke. The other side is zealously anti-woke, woke.

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8 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Oh, you really need to flesh this out more.

Who's in the Klan and who's a MAGA man? (Shafted)

Can you dig it?

Who's the Q-Anon who hides, when the Feds burst inside? (Shafted)

You see this dick Shafted is a redneck pus....(Shut your mouth!)

But I'm talking bout Shafted! (Then we can dig it)

He's not a complex man, we all understand, why he ain't got a woman (Shafted)

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22 minutes ago, Goredho said:

There is no stronger set of data points showing the decline of working class white America than Allman Brothers -> Lynyrd Skynyrd -> .38 Special -> Bro Country -> Kid Rock’s MAGA revival.

Fify.  I'll grant you 3/4 of those.  But Allman Brothers is just too damn far, man. 

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Who's in the Klan and who's a MAGA man? (Shafted)

Can you dig it?

Who's the Q-Anon who hides, when the Feds burst inside? (Shafted)

You see this dick Shafted is a redneck pus....(Shut your mouth!)

But I'm talking bout Shafted! (Then we can dig it)

He's not a complex man, we all understand, why he ain't got a woman (Shafted)

Now do some Cletus Mayfield “Superfly” soundtrack.

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I think it's wise to avoid falling into the "younger generation are pussies" trope.  Guys about ten years younger than me commonly did three or five tours of duty in a foreign war.  I don't really feel inclined to tell them what a bunch of whiny twats they are.  Two tours was astounding for Vietnam.  And speaking of Vietnam, should we tell all of those guys to fuck off on Veteran's Day because we don't hand out "participation trophies?"  And aren't millennials like well over the age of thirty by now?  The laundry list of why Kid (middle-aged) Rock's song is fucking stupid is way too long.  And who canceled Congresswoman Liz Cheney?  Again, these questions could go on and on and on.  

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The two things I love most about "Raise Up" (and there are so many) are the way 12th Man is so sloppy that he can't even land "Bryan" on the downbeat after the helicopter line, and then later his flow is seemingly interrupted by an asthma attack.  Bonus material:  other dude contributes nothing but the truck and the Pioneer tape deck.

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The two things I love most about "Raise Up" (and there are so many) are the way 12th Man is so sloppy that he can't even land "Bryan" on the downbeat after the helicopter line, and then later his flow is seemingly interrupted by an asthma attack.  Bonus material:  other dude contributes nothing but the truck and the Pioneer tape deck.

That Pioneer tape deck is the star of the video.  I wonder if he has Sparkomatic speakers?

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