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Republicans very upset about inflation not being higher and affecting our wholesome working class families. Tough look for them today as Governor Abbot continues his assault on the grocers supply chain by enhancing checks on commercial vehicles entering through southern border. Supply scarcity popping up around the state due to unneeded posturing on border is very bad and very sad.

Whether he wants to keep food out of your baby’s mouths or money out of your wallet, it is not cool and not patriotic.

Thats why I’m glad a tough and real American leader like Joey is at the helm. He loves this country and does not want to see babies crying. He hates that. I sleep easy knowing whatever Abbott has his dastardly hands on (your baby’s missing formula) will get taken from his Gollum grip and passed to everyone who needs it. This suffering from the single biggest catastrophe our southern border has ever been exposed to needs to stop.

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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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Multiple sections of our grocery store shelves are empty today -- and they hadn't been suffering any such problems beforehand -- directly because of our GOP governor's functional shutdown of US Mexico border trade.  You can look it up, and then you can come by my HEB to see the newly empty shelves.

This is a supply chain crash directly created by a single GOP directive.  But the GOP will take no responsibility for it, and will instead blame Hunter Biden and George Soros.  Because it's the dumbest fucking political movement in history that doesn't involve a bunch of pot-smoking dipshits in their mom's basement who never actually do anytihng.

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Multiple sections of our grocery store shelves are empty today -- and they hadn't been suffering any such problems beforehand -- directly because of our GOP governor's functional shutdown of US Mexico border trade.  You can look it up, and then you can come by my HEB to see the newly empty shelves.

This is a supply chain crash directly created by a single GOP directive.  But the GOP will take no responsibility for it, and will instead blame Hunter Biden and George Soros.  Because it's the dumbest fucking political movement in history that doesn't involve a bunch of pot-smoking dipshits in their mom's basement who never actually do anytihng.

yup, nary an issue all year...

https://www.dallasnews.com/business/retail/2022/01/15/grocery-shortages-during-omicron-spike-are-about-worker-shortages-not-the-supply-chain/

https://www.cbsnews.com/dfw/news/texas-grocery-store-shelves-empty-winter-storm/

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2022/02/03/empty-shelves-this-is-what-kprc-2-viewers-said-theyve-missed-the-most-at-stores/

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Just now, Incredulity said:

I didn't say there have been no such issues.  What I am saying is that the issues we are seeing are brand new.  Not once have we had an issue finding tomatoes in the produce section.  Until this week.  Cleaned out, no replacement supply.  Where do our tomatoes come from?  Right across the river.  Which is blocked.  By our governor.  DIRECT correlation to a specific GOP policy.

Ignore and deflect, though -- it's what the GQP does.

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's a truth-free world.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/us-using-declassified-intel-fight-info-war-russia-even-intel-isnt-rock-rcna23014

In a break with the past, U.S. is using intel to fight an info war with Russia, even when the intel isn't rock solid

“It doesn’t have to be solid intelligence,” one U.S. official said. “It’s more important to get out ahead of them [the Russians], Putin specifically, before they do something."

 

Now you understand why the state department spokesman reacted so viscerally when pressed on providing a measure of evidence. The information space is flooded from all sides. Discernment is required. Extremely few are capable of doing it objectively. 

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On 4/11/2022 at 10:51 AM, mchookem said:

well, it worked. 

And it worked not due to overt racism.  But the simple fact that Obama was a black man with an odd name made it that much easier to believe all that birther/muslim shit.  Of course, a lot of em were overt racists, too.

Penelope beat me to it.

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That’s one thing that strikes me as odd in hindsight.  If there were enough racists to come out of the woodwork to win the presidency for a complete and utter fuckstick like Trump, how did Obama ever get elected in the first place?  Did all the racists just fall asleep for 8 years?

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've been touting the deficit reduction to my right-wing "friends" (most aren't any longer) and they simply reject the idea that it's happening.  Best case, they say their taxes have skyrocketed.  

The numbers they put out shows it's through $1 trillion in reduced spending, mostly pandemic related, and $300 billion in increased revenue related to economic growth coming out of the pandemic.  Both very good.  Ironic that had BBB passed it would have put $300 billion or so back onto the deficit iirc.

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46 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s one thing that strikes me as odd in hindsight.  If there were enough racists to come out of the woodwork to win the presidency for a complete and utter fuckstick like Trump, how did Obama ever get elected in the first place?  Did all the racists just fall asleep for 8 years?

They didn’t pay attention to politics until they saw a black man become president.

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24 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

They didn’t pay attention to politics until they saw a black man become president.

 

10 minutes ago, Woland said:


They didn’t pay attention until they were told to pay attention.

Correct. Trump’s election was an overreaction by racially anxious white people to the once unthinkable elevation of somebody named Barack Hussein Obama to the presidency.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s one thing that strikes me as odd in hindsight.  If there were enough racists to come out of the woodwork to win the presidency for a complete and utter fuckstick like Trump, how did Obama ever get elected in the first place?  Did all the racists just fall asleep for 8 years?

Because George W. Bush was a complete fucking disaster as a President and John McCain picked simple Sarah the winking bimbo as his running mate. 

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25 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

Correct. Trump’s election was an overreaction by racially anxious white people to the once unthinkable elevation of somebody named Barack Hussein Obama to the presidency.

this is fucking stupid - no it wasn't. Obama won twice, not once. Neither were particularly close. Trump mobilized a base of typical non-voters and people that usually voted got apathetic because Hillary Clinton was a harsh reality no one wanted to face. 

Joe Biden won by over 7M votes and ~5% of the popular over Trump. It wasn't as close as the media portrayed it, although it was nerve racking. Obviously there were things that happened post election that made it even more fucking insane. Even if Trump wins in GA and AZ, Joe Biden is still president. 

If turnout remains high Republicans will likely never win an election until they come back to center right.

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

this is fucking stupid - no it wasn't. Obama won twice, not once. Neither were particularly close. Trump mobilized a base of typical non-voters and people that usually voted got apathetic because Hillary Clinton was a harsh reality no one wanted to face. 

Joe Biden won by over 7M votes and ~5% of the popular over Trump. It wasn't as close as the media portrayed it, although it was nerve racking. Obviously there were things that happened post election that made it even more fucking insane. Even if Trump wins in GA and AZ, Joe Biden is still president. 

If turnout remains high Republicans will likely never win an election until they come back to center right.

Well, that’s certainly one way of looking it it…a stupid, ignorant way, but a way nonetheless.

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Republicans only care about the deficit when Democrats are trying to pass legislation because we live in a clown world of stupidity 

Yes Democrats are so discerning. They’re above making hollow statements and pushing bullshit political narratives when it benefits them. 
 

signed, 

Democrats slobbing the knobs of the biggest scumbags in the intelligence community on cnn. 
 

That’s like clown world stupidity levels. 

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1 minute ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Yes Democrats are so discerning. They’re above making hollow statements and pushing bullshit political narratives when it benefits them. 
 

signed, 

Democrats slobbing the knobs of the biggest scumbags in the intelligence community on cnn. 
 

That’s pretty high clown world of stupidity levels. 

Fuck off

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On 4/11/2022 at 10:08 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Yup.  Which is why I was absolutely floored by the bullshit he was spewing.  It's like Obama broke a lot of people, people I know are very well educated and who I would deem to be very intelligent.

But the reason was.... NOT RACIST!!!!

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7 million votes in a popularity contest feels nice but the country was under 50k votes in Georgia, Wisconsin, and Arizona from a tie electoral college.

37 minutes ago, immamac said:

this is fucking stupid - no it wasn't. Obama won twice, not once. Neither were particularly close. Trump mobilized a base of typical non-voters and people that usually voted got apathetic because Hillary Clinton was a harsh reality no one wanted to face. 

Joe Biden won by over 7M votes and ~5% of the popular over Trump. It wasn't as close as the media portrayed it, although it was nerve racking. Obviously there were things that happened post election that made it even more fucking insane. Even if Trump wins in GA and AZ, Joe Biden is still president. 

If turnout remains high Republicans will likely never win an election until they come back to center right.

 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

this is fucking stupid - no it wasn't. Obama won twice, not once. Neither were particularly close. Trump mobilized a base of typical non-voters and people that usually voted got apathetic because Hillary Clinton was a harsh reality no one wanted to face. 

Joe Biden won by over 7M votes and ~5% of the popular over Trump. It wasn't as close as the media portrayed it, although it was nerve racking. Obviously there were things that happened post election that made it even more fucking insane. Even if Trump wins in GA and AZ, Joe Biden is still president. 

If turnout remains high Republicans will likely never win an election until they come back to center right.

Young liberal/leftist voters are increasingly apathetic with each passing day, so turnout will likely decrease a good bit. Neither party cares about working class voters, so they're increasingly voting in accordance with their social views. President DeSantis will be inaugurated on January 20th, 2025, and it's going to suck.

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9 hours ago, Satchel said:

Well, that’s certainly one way of looking it it…a stupid, ignorant way, but a way nonetheless.

Incorrect - seems you watched to much MSM. It was over and then trump did stupid shit to try to make it seem like it wasn't. Sure Trump tried to interfere with the election and that's scary, but the votes were the votes and it was the highest turnout by numbers EVER.

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

7 million votes in a popularity contest feels nice but the country was under 50k votes in Georgia, Wisconsin, and Arizona from a tie electoral college.

 

Except he won 0 out of those 3, did losing to Kansas in OT feel nice as a longhorns team? Oh wait no it didn't, because they won. 

8 hours ago, George Clooney said:

Young liberal/leftist voters are increasingly apathetic with each passing day, so turnout will likely decrease a good bit. Neither party cares about working class voters, so they're increasingly voting in accordance with their social views. President DeSantis will be inaugurated on January 20th, 2025, and it's going to suck.

This is incorrect on so many levels - part of the Trump movement was invigorating these working class voters to vote. The same is true with the places democrats had excellent turnout (hint: Georgia) 

Texas and Florida are like this for pretty obvious reasons, those people think their vote is worthless because the outcome is predetermined. 

14 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

7M votes is a fucking landslide numbnuts. Do away with the electoral college and would an R ever be president again? No, because a majority of this country no longer believes in their ideas. Narrator; they have no ideas.

Landslide is a bit strong, but it was a healthy win. The EC isn't indicative of the full story as huge states (California included) are winner take all instead of split with split single votes needing to go to the winner of the popular. 

Biden won by 10+ points in every age group 18-45, it's not just young people who are out on the republican party, they are in an existential crisis as their voter base dies off and becomes irrelevant (read: old white people who are uneducated) the rural voter keeps it close, and that population is somewhat stable, but the population of uneducated white people (or people in general) is declining at an incredibly high pace compared to educated persons. 

2024 will be interesting and if Republicans win I suspect there will be fuckery to keep them in power easier. If not Democrats just keep on trucking and don't need to change fuck all for rules and they will just win easily in 2028/2032 and after the implosion of the republican party we will split the dems into 2 parties, one centrist right and one progressive left (which may I remind people is center left for the rest of the world). 

It will quickly devolve into a game of young vs old and it will be mainly because old folks for the most part cannot grasp the rate of societal change that has happened during their post formative years lifetime. (40+)

I'm sure fox news and cnn have everyone spooked though and big bad gay haters and white supremacists are the majority of America (spoiler: they aren't they are just voted in right now) 

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41 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Biden won the election because of 50k votes in 3 states. The Kansas analogy is fucking stupid immamac and digging in is regarded.

The fact that you don't know how the world works is what is stupid, the Kansas analogy is perfect they won by 1 point. A win is a win if doesn't matter how fucking close. There weren't 50k people that voted differently stop trying to play revisionist historian like they did.

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I dOnT kNoW hOw ThE WoRlD wOrKs

If this was a rematch, do you think Team Trump is looking to overcome 7 million votes or 50k? Your football analogy is fucked because you want to cite total yards as the victory (7 million) instead of the actual points won by (50k).

 

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6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I dOnT kNoW hOw ThE WoRlD wOrKs

If this was a rematch, do you think Team Trump is looking to overcome 7 million votes or 50k? Your football analogy is fucked because you want to cite total yards as the victory (7 million) instead of the actual points won by (50k).

 

and then also thinking that you're going to have the same team for the rematch and that the other team isn't going to cheat their asses off

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11 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Yes Democrats are so discerning. They’re above making hollow statements and pushing bullshit political narratives when it benefits them. 
 

signed, 

Democrats slobbing the knobs of the biggest scumbags in the intelligence community on cnn. 
 

That’s like clown world stupidity levels. 

Dude, Russia's not going to fuck you. Stop being so thirsty.

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