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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook


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1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

Yeah, well, I didn’t see a “True as fuck shit we see on Facebook” thread.

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Screw you, we’re from Texas. 
I got some mirrored sunglasses, got a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas dope dealer who's out on bail just trying to get home
But I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band here that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery and locked in the pocket.
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11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

When did Buc-ee’s get lingerie?

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On 11/26/2022 at 11:00 PM, Bullneck said:

Fuck SAS and Bayless.  They'll be filing for unemployment from my TV station. 

I'll take the two girl (because: girls), Shaq, Acho, and maybe the bald guy on the bottom row.  I don't know who the other people are.  

It's for ratings. Not what you want to watch. SAS for sure drives ratings more than anyone else - Skip maybe 2nd. 

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