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25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

 

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27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

The amount of joy I derive from your dumbass posts almost makes me feel bad about myself. 

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31 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Pitching. Pitching. Pitching.

This team is badass.

And, good for Breggy!


radio today felt this pitching staff showed mlb that they have another gear. Long way until oct. Keep improving and playing hard 

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2 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

should've been 9-0 except for 2 fluky losses.   NYY lineup doesn't impress me that much and their pitching isn't as good as Houston's.  Still a long way to go. 


two pitches and two hits from a 9-0 sweeeeeeeeeeeep 

 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

Alright, whichever Astros regular that runs the Helobious sock account, go ahead and retire it. You've given up the game, because no actual person could actually achieve this level of whiny little bitch. Had us going for a second there.

Remember how we were going to have to be real fucking lucky to "steal" a single game from the almighty Yankees? How'd that fucking work out?

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46 minutes ago, wood said:

So, 7-2 in the 9 game NYM/NYY run.

Is that good?

Seems good. I mean, if you extend it out over the whole schedule it's  a 126-win pace and the highest season win percentage in history. Just a shame we can't play NY teams every day. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

Yankees had 2 games with 1+ runs in their favor in the 4 game series last weekend. Cry some more.

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34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


radio today felt this pitching staff showed mlb that they have another gear. Long way until oct. Keep improving and playing hard 

Here is something that is fun

Starting rotation the last time through (3 vs yanks, 2 vs Mets): 35.1 IP, 2 ER… 0.51 ERA

For the entire 9 game stretch, 59.1 IP by the starters. 10 ERs. 1.52 ERA. 7 quality starts. (

 

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

 

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So July

9 vs A’s

7 vs M’s

6 vs Angels

4 vs royals

2 vs Yanks


I’m seeing 27-1. Maybe 28-0 if Dusty doesn’t get too cute with the game 2 lineup against the yanks coming out of the break.

Will suck for our all stars to go Houston to LA to Houston to Seattle between that Sunday and Friday 

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On 6/22/2022 at 11:52 PM, Helobious said:

Chapman never came close to the franchise consecutive scoreless inning streak. Holmes already broke that this season. He’s a different animal. Y’all are missing Cortes this time around so you may steal a game, but that’ll be it. 

Fuck you, bitch. We own your team and your bandwagon ass.  Feel free to come on back to our thread and talk your shit...seems to work out well for all involved.  Fucking dumbass.

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5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

i will say this - to show up here, you’ve got balls. too bad they’re being dragged across your face. 

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10 hours ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

Sucks to suck

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11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Can’t wait for ump scorecard to come out, zero chance it was anything less than +1.2 runs for Houston. Ump had it out for us tonight big time. Oh well. Lineups were a wash, you had minor leaguers and we had Gallo, who doesn’t belong in any form of professional baseball and is probably worth -5 runs a game by himself somehow. The entire fanbase hates him so fucking much.

Whatever. Fuck houston.  

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9 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So July

9 vs A’s

7 vs M’s

6 vs Angels

4 vs royals

2 vs Yanks


I’m seeing 27-1. Maybe 28-0 if Dusty doesn’t get too cute with the game 2 lineup against the yanks coming out of the break.

Will suck for our all stars to go Houston to LA to Houston to Seattle between that Sunday and Friday 


it was a good June, on to July

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As usual Helobious spouts off some bullshit with no evidence and looks like a dumbass.  

Pro tip: get the facts....then come talk shit with actual supporting evidence....then look like less of a dumbass. 

(Oh who am I kidding you are gonna look like a dumbass no matter what you do so just keep doing you)

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

As usual Helobious spouts off some bullshit with no evidence and looks like a dumbass.  

Pro tip: get the facts....then come talk shit with actual supporting evidence....then look like less of a dumbass. 

(Oh who am I kidding you are gonna look like a dumbass no matter what you do so just keep doing you)

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we’ve also been on the wrong side of these more than anyone. yanks have been on the right side more than almost anyone, despite poor judge’s warped strike zone. would assume that’s always an issue for super tall dudes but also i don’t care. 

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