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I didn’t like mustard as a kid, but it has grown on me. I keep a bottle of Gulden’s Spicy Brown in the fridge.

I had this stuff on a charcuterie board in Asheville a few months back and couldn’t stop thinking about it. Just got a few jars, it is the shit. Man I’m just dipping pretzels in it and feeling the sinus burn.

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I always liked yellow mustard on hotdogs or bologna growing up.  It's pretty much sacrilege to use anything else on a burger, unless you're kicking it up with another mustard.

Now as a semi-adult, I love the spicier, more intense versions.  Some of it it hotter-n-fuck and will cleanse your sinuses and eyeballs.  That's a feature, IMHO.

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I've never been a fan of yellow mustard. It's just vile and ruins everything it comes in contact with. But, when I was Lil' RPM at Elementary school in the 60's one of the 5 snack choices we had in the only vending machine was giant pretzel sticks with Gulden's mustard (the other 4 were Corn Nuts, BBQ Corn Nuts, Luden's Wild Cherry cough drops & Kraft Cheese & Crackers). I really liked that mustard. Coarse ground is infinitely better than that yellow baby shit. The Sandwich Pal line of stuff is legit. Our meat department carried it when I was a grocery manager.

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7 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Mayo goes on the outside of the bread, instead of butter. Mustard goes with the grilled onions between the slices of Swiss.

While it's easier to spread, I never thought the mayo on the outside of a grilled cheese (instead of butter), for instance, was an improvement.

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12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

It’s certainly easier to spread. I haven’t done a double blind study or anything but I think it’s a nicer fry on the bread as well - lighter, crisper, just greasy enough.

You ain't wrong.  I would eat one.  But butter :)

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I celebrate mustard's entire catalog.  As a kid, we would get butter sandwiches (government margarine spread on white bread) as a free for all with school lunches.  Having a ravenous fat kid appetite, I would dip them in regular yellow mustard.

As someone upthread pointed out, Dusseldorf's are freaking great, and probably my general favorite style, but I kind of love it all.  From honey mustard, to spicy, to stone ground, and everything in between.  The condiment GOAT.

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Always have good old American yellow mustard around.  Usually some sort of coarse grain or brown mustard.  And I love this.  This, spread lightly on a dill pickle spear for a tart crisp cool snack, is first-rate:

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Plus, it's the ideal accompaniment for a sandwich made with jewish-style oven roast brisket or other beef.

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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Always have good old American yellow mustard around.  Usually some sort of coarse grain or brown mustard.  And I love this.  This, spread lightly on a dill pickle spear for a tart crisp cool snack, is first-rate:

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Plus, it's the ideal accompaniment for a sandwich made with jewish-style oven roast brisket or other beef.

On rye 

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1 minute ago, Covri said:

@Herbie Hancock tell us more about that Cuban style mustard, hasn't come across my radar before.

It’s $0.92 at Wal Mart. But I’m a sucker for low calorie condiments so I grabbed it and another of theirs called Garlic Aioli. The garlic aioli was meh, but I went back and grabbed 4 more of the Cuban. Just the right amount of smokiness. I lean heavy towards the hot sauces and mustards that are strong on the vinegar but IMO this one is rather mild in that department. 

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20 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I only eat the best French mustard. 
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and Mayo is nasty. Fake, real, homemade, gourmet, whatever… just gross. 

As a child, probably 35+ years ago, I went to a kids house and the mom made us bologna on white with mayo and ketchup. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life and as a young man I knew it was wrong. F those people.

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7 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

As a child, probably 35+ years ago, I went to a kids house and the mom made us bologna on white with mayo and ketchup. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life and as a young man I knew it was wrong. F those people.


i hope she was a stone cold fox, if not, she needed to be punched 

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