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Zach Wilson - Throwing Bombs and Banging Moms


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On 7/11/2022 at 9:25 PM, cmontexas said:

Technically you can still get in the vaj youre just not allowed to thrust. They call it "soaking"

You can also enlist a friend- a "jumper"-to assist you in the "soak": jumping up and down on the same bed causing a little in and out action that is pleasing to God because you totally arent fucking on purpose 

If a jumper isn’t handy, you can also employ several shake weights

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On 7/11/2022 at 9:25 PM, cmontexas said:

Technically you can still get in the vaj youre just not allowed to thrust. They call it "soaking"

You can also enlist a friend- a "jumper"-to assist you in the "soak": jumping up and down on the same bed causing a little in and out action that is pleasing to God because you totally arent fucking on purpose 

I thought you were just making this up. And instead of "Jumper" I like the other slang they use; "Provo pusher".

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On 7/11/2022 at 11:09 AM, closetohumping said:

So I met a guy who was headed to party with a childhood friend who happened to make it to the nfl.  Said the guy went to byu and played with Zach Wilson.  I said I heard Zach and most of the males In his family were cocky douches.  He confirmed saying my buddy didn’t like being around Zach.  Working out the math that guy was of course Dax Milne

Thank you, Simone.

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