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11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

I hear there's an opening at XTC in Dallas.

Spam email from some insurance company.  I doubt Dad ever stops smiling:

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17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You know that ball is going to bounce right off of his face while he's staring at those titties.

there's a ball in that pic? all i see are titties, big nice glorious titties.

They did a "jersey swap" after meeting and partying all night in Vegas together 😂

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Apropos of Walden's post:

 

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Apropos of Walden's post:

 

I know there's no point arguing taste but holy fuck, who the hell puts butter in their coffee? Do they also shoot up pork grease straight into the veins? And how many different types of heart and cholesterol medicine are they on?

Not that I would do it because it sounds gross, but isn't butter just cream that's been beaten into butter?

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I know there's no point arguing taste but holy fuck, who the hell puts butter in their coffee? Do they also shoot up pork grease straight into the veins? And how many different types of heart and cholesterol medicine are they on?

diabetes cheesecake GIF

Just now, 'stache said:

Not that I would do it because it sounds gross, but isn't butter just cream that's been beaten into butter?

butter is fat that is separated from the milk during churning.

31 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I know there's no point arguing taste but holy fuck, who the hell puts butter in their coffee? Do they also shoot up pork grease straight into the veins? And how many different types of heart and cholesterol medicine are they on?

is this a serious post?

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Spam email from some insurance company.  I doubt Dad ever stops smiling:

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

is this a serious post?

Is this my beautiful house?

59 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

If we had drones when I was a kid people would have been maimed or killed. But it would have been a fun death/maiming.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Spam email from some insurance company.  I doubt Dad ever stops smiling:

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Laying odds that's not dad.  

Laying odds that's not mom.

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Spam email from some insurance company.  I doubt Dad ever stops smiling:

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How rude

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Saw this or a similar video a year or so ago, after we redid our back yard last spring and put in a tall bird feeder like this, fuckin squirrels were raiding it every day.  Got out the Wesson oil and a paper towel, oiled that sucker up and waited for the hilarity to ensue.  It is funny as hell to see it live.  

5 hours ago, futureman said:

is this a serious post?

what part of butter and saturated fat increasing cholesterol and heart disease is difficult to understand?

36 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

what part of butter and saturated fat increasing cholesterol and heart disease is difficult to understand?

it doesn’t.  diet has a negligible impact on serum cholesterol.

11 hours ago, crash_davis said:

what part of butter and saturated fat increasing cholesterol and heart disease is difficult to understand?

Next you will probably try to convince me that using heavy cream with my cereal is unhealthy. I like my Cookie Crisp to stay on top!

^^ that was just disturbing.  

 

edit- referring to the dude dancing

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On 2/12/2020 at 9:54 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Spam email from some insurance company.  I doubt Dad ever stops smiling:

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Those are Barbie-esque pointers.  

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Aren't they all?!?

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Dumbass washing his girlfriend’s car in the rain.


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If we had drones when I was a kid people would have been maimed or killed. But it would have been a fun death/maiming.

Is this SkyNet in trading mode?
9 hours ago, General Specific said:

That’s just South Austin’s mom.

Now you know why she’s so popular.  And that I’m actually 14 years old.

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