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Posted (edited)
On 11/26/2025 at 12:58 PM, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

Mrs Hill eighth grade science. When she rolled a condom onto a banana right front of me I nearly jizzed myself. She looked like Meg Ryan but hotter.

I remember every day of sex ed with her.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She "dances" like she'd wobble girl on a dick.

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I know that there was a  lot to comment on, but I can't believe that it took until the very last comment for someone to mention her fivehead

And no one mentioned her Eugene Levy caterpillar eyebrows

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

You feel like shit now, @markstanco

No, most of our grandparents are dead on forums. I haven’t had a single one alive for a while. It was a snarky comment that meant no harm, I thought most would see that, but I digress. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

No, most of our grandparents are dead on forums. 

But they live in our hearts, and our jokes, and Armybrat.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

No, most of our grandparents are dead on forums. I haven’t had a single one alive for a while. It was a snarky comment that meant no harm, I thought most would see that, but I digress. 

Based upon what @MissingInAction posted, I figured his grandparents would have given it to him before they died anyway.

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