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Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass


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32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I believe the great Texas freedom fighter Davey Crockett said it best, specifically thinking about the cowering brethren he was leaving behind as he headed out when he said: “Alabama Fans and the rest of these God forsaken SEC mouthbreathers can actually all go to hell. As for us, we’re going with Texas – 34-31. “

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21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Thanks for the contrarian point of view. I know you don’t fully and completely believe it and are playing Devils Advocate,  but it is somewhat plausible sounding and we can root for that instead of all embracing our inner Satya for the rest of the week. 

I just want to thank him for not leading with “Sark the player” while rallying the troops.

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26 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

arse?

UK is afflicted with a nationwide speech impediment, which, I am less than pleased to say, has slipped into our precious Merkin-speak. 

People who can stick an "r" in their ass and call it arse can - and did - write a song illustrating such. I believe this one was by Lonnie Donegan's Skiffle Group. To wit,

I sawr Esaur, sittin' on a see-sawr

I sawr Esaur with my girl

I sawr Esaur, sittin' on a see-sawr

Givin' her  a merry whirl

When I sawr Esaur, 'e sawr me

Then I sawr red and got so sore

That I got a sawr and I sawred Esaur

Off that old see-sawr.

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