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“Now, wait a minute General! I'm doin' the best I can. You've got to tell these guys that I got to have a little bit more privacy. Shoot, how in the hell do you expect a guy to take a bowel movement with a bunch of buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him? Shoot, I have enough problems just pissin' in a public restroom.”

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You shouldn't touch the ordnance at all.

But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear.

Never.

Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here.

- You would never put the ammunition-

No, sir. Never.

You never restore this lever to firing position.

Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed.

Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here...

And at the rear here.

Never.

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