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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi


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Y'all should all go have an egg mcmuffin to celebrate.

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It's a shame, this dude was our ticket to a title. I think Terry will do well but with Rodney our defense won't improve throughout the season enough to get it done consistently all the way through the championship game. I didn't like the talk about Terry giving them more green lights to shoot what they want during the first game broadcast. Unless he can put together just a dynamic roster that out talents everyone it'll be tough for us to make the run through the gauntlet without a bad offensive night doing us in. 

Beard may be a jackass and definitely has a taste for crazy women but the dude knows how to get teams to defend like crazy. Fucktard from Virginia proved you can have the ugliest shit offense in CBB but if you defend at an elite level you can plod your way to a title. 

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26 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Paying with cash? Is that leftover strip club money? 

IDK.  It's the receipt from CDC and Chokeboy hitting the McD's in Plainview before their interlude at Comfort Suites.

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5 hours ago, HookEm said:

Agree 100%. It was possibly my all-time low as a sports fan... and on my birthday no less.  Right up there with Chris Simms turning the ball over 100 times in the 2001 Big 12 Championship.  And ACU beating us in the tourney.  And Michael Crabtree's catch.  But I think it trumps them all because we were so set up for long-term success. 

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

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9 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

I mean if we’re going there, Shock the Nation Cotton Bowl and 84 Cotton Bowl also in the discussion. 

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4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

The Oilers-Bills collapse-comeback still occupies the top spot for me but I like your list.

Crabtree for me.

Huge Oilers fan but the Chiefs loss the next year was tougher to take…

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3 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

lol 

do we know if she made the trip to Oxford with him?

I think she's in Dallas somewhere dry humping the part of the pile of settlement cash she hasn't drank away yet.

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Sports and Hollywood are stupid that in both, if someone commits a certain level of non-jailable crime, or says or does something not acceptable under current PC standards, there is an expectation that they must be fired (in addition to any criminal or civil punishment they face). In most cases though, the person can jump right back in after feigning a remorseful apology and have success with a new team/employer. Really, the entity that suffers most is the former employer that was forced to fire the dirt bag talent when society/media has little issue with them immediately resuming their employment elsewhere. 

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Memphis is the only team Ole Miss has played so far who will even sniff the tournament. 1 point win against Detroit Mercy, 3 point win against Sam Houston State, 1 point win against Temple, 2 point win against UCF, 9 point win against Mount St. Mary's, 10 point win against Alabama State.

Their luck rating on KenPom is 28th.

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6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Memphis is the only team Ole Miss has played so far who will even sniff the tournament. 1 point win against Detroit Mercy, 3 point win against Sam Houston State, 1 point win against Temple, 2 point win against UCF, 9 point win against Mount St. Mary's, 10 point win against Alabama State.

Their luck rating on KenPom is 28th.

SEC play might wipe them out. Beard is playing a typical shitty Beard schedule to run up wins.

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

One win over a questionably good (though ranked) Memphis team and several very close calls against very bad teams.

because of their shitty conference that memphis win is going to look pretty good at the end of the year, but yeah, that’s likely going to be one of their best 3-4 wins in the season, and memphis really ain’t all that great. still, he’s off to a good start. i’ll set the o/u at 18 months before he’s at uk or louisville or some other similarly unscrupulous, basketball worshipping school.

 

 

 

….where he’ll probably go to a gaggle of final fours with a title or two sprinkled in. 😡 😡😡

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our last two teams (and TTU’s teams under beard to be fair) made chris beard’s defense look a lot easier to run than it is. but god damn, once he gets the right guys, it’s a game changer. we’ll see if he can get those guys to come to oxford to play for him.

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7 hours ago, closetohumping said:

If we write a letter will you guys write back?  Hopefully you’ll have the requisite postage.  

It's the envelopes that get ya...

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