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Probably better here than Movies/TV.  I’ve been fucking around with ChatGPT and it’s pretty damn good at creating movie pitches.  

Here are two:

”Write a pitch for a movie about James Bond trying to outsmart Ethan Hunt and the mission impossible team who believes bond is a double agent for Russia”

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James Bond: Impossible Alliance" is a high-stakes, action-packed thriller that pits two of the most iconic spies in cinematic history against each other in a race to save the world from a dangerous Russian plot. When Ethan Hunt and the Mission Impossible team suspect that James Bond may be a double agent for Russia, they set out to take him down. But Bond, ever the suave and resourceful spy, uses all of his wit and gadgets to outsmart Hunt and prove his innocence. With stunning action sequences, breathtaking locations, and a star-studded cast, "James Bond: Impossible Alliance" is the ultimate showdown between two of the greatest spies of all time. It's a movie that will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

Write a pitch for a movie that is a noir thriller sequel to Stepbrothers

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Stepbrothers: Bloodline" - The highly-anticipated noir thriller sequel to the hit comedy "Stepbrothers" picks up where the original left off, as the two adult stepbrothers, Brennan and Dale, are forced to confront the dark and dangerous side of their family history. In this gritty and suspenseful follow-up, the stepbrothers find themselves entangled in a web of murder, corruption, and betrayal, as they race against time to uncover the truth behind their father's mysterious death. With a cast of colorful characters, sharp dialogue, and a plot full of twists and turns, "Stepbrothers: Bloodline" is a must-see for fans of the original and noir thrillers alike.

 

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I'm waiting for the day (soon) where I can ask an AI bot like ChatGPT to do my work, and then turn that work in as my own.  There is probably going to be a window of a few years before employers get smart and cut out the middle man. 



Big Tech Exec1:  We can have AI write our new software product for $10 Million, or we can hire 50 US developers, or 500 Indian developers. 

Big Tech Exec2: Screw it, human software always sucks.  Let's just pay the money and get the software complete today. 

 

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I'm waiting for the day (soon) where I can ask an AI bot like ChatGPT to do my work, and then turn that work in as my own.  There is probably going to be a window of a few years before employers get smart and cut out the middle man.

There’s one AI bot that allows you to use ChatGPT but interface it with Wolfram Alpha, which is an AI that covers hard sciences, engineering, math, etc. It greatly improved the ChatGPT output in those categories. I saw a video on it a week ago but I can’t remember the name of the site. I’ll see if I can find it later.
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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Isn’t the first one just putting names to spy vs spy?

Yes.  Yes it is.   I did one where the muppets were living in a mad max dystopia on a search for a treasure trove of Capn Crunch.  The AI came up with the name of the big bad guarding the treasure as Cereal Killer.  

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8 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I'm waiting for the day (soon) where I can ask an AI bot like ChatGPT to do my work, and then turn that work in as my own.  There is probably going to be a window of a few years before employers get smart and cut out the middle man. 



Big Tech Exec1:  We can have AI write our new software product for $10 Million, or we can hire 50 US developers, or 500 Indian developers. 

Big Tech Exec2: Screw it, human software always sucks.  Let's just pay the money and get the software complete today. 

 

ChatGPT passed a Wharton MBA exam. (Behind a paywall so sorry for not quoting the article.)

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“Raccoon Road Rally"

"Raccoon Road Rally" follows a group of scrappy raccoons as they compete in a illegal cross-country race, evading the authorities and outwitting their opponents. The race starts in Miami and ends in Los Angeles, taking racers through scenic routes and treacherous terrain.

Voice actors:

  • Alec Baldwin as the voice of the main raccoon protagonist
  • Idris Elba as the voice of the rival raccoon
  • Michael B. Jordan as the voice of the charismatic raccoon leader
  • Awkwafina as the voice of the cunning raccoon strategist
  • Thomas Haden Church as the voice of the ruthless raccoon kingpin who serves as the primary antagonist of the film, determined to win the race at any cost.

With high-speed chases, unexpected twists and turns, and an all-star cast of voice actors, "Raccoon Road Rally" is sure to be a wild ride. The raccoons will have to outsmart and outmaneuver the raccoon kingpin and his criminal empire, who will stop at nothing to win the race and maintain their dominance over the underground racing world.

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Title: "Rings of Glory"

Rocky Balboa, the Italian Stallion, is challenged by a new contender in the ring - John Rambo, who has found solace in boxing as a way to cope with his PTSD. With the help of his coach Lincoln Hawk, a retired arm wrestling champion, Rocky trains to defend his title against Rambo. Meanwhile, Rambo is guided by top cop Ray Tango, who pushes him to new heights in the ring.

However, things get complicated when Adrian, Rocky's wife, finds herself attracted to Rambo, causing tension between the two fighters. Despite their differences, they come together for an epic bout, where they rediscover their passion for the sport and develop an unexpected bond.

As the fight unfolds, the audience is treated to the finest fight sequence in film history, as the two warriors push each other to their limits in a battle of strength, skill, and courage. In the end, both men emerge victorious as they realize that their mutual respect and love of boxing is greater than any personal conflict.

"Rings of Glory" is a story of redemption, friendship, and the power of sport to bring people together, even in the face of adversity.

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Regenerated the pitch to have more Sly.
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"The Gomers: A Tragicomedy of Hope and Heartbreak." The film follows the journey of the Maroon M&A University's football team, the Gomers, as they fight against all odds to finally come out from the shadow of their rival, the Orange University Steers. Throughout their century-long battle, the Gomers experience occasional victories, but their lack of self-discipline and inability to capitalize on their success continuously holds them back. With a highly paid coach and the best recruits in the country, the Gomers finally seem to have everything they need to win the most highly anticipated season in history. However, as the season unfolds, their worst fears are realized as they lose game after game in the most ridiculous and devastating ways possible, leaving the Gomers and their fans questioning the meaning of it all. This is a story of hope, perseverance, and the power of the human spirit, told through the lens of one of the most beloved and hapless football teams of all time."

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18 hours ago, nnm said:

"The Gomers: A Tragicomedy of Hope and Heartbreak." The film follows the journey of the Maroon M&A University's football team, the Gomers, as they fight against all odds to finally come out from the shadow of their rival, the Orange University Steers. Throughout their century-long battle, the Gomers experience occasional victories, but their lack of self-discipline and inability to capitalize on their success continuously holds them back. With a highly paid coach and the best recruits in the country, the Gomers finally seem to have everything they need to win the most highly anticipated season in history. However, as the season unfolds, their worst fears are realized as they lose game after game in the most ridiculous and devastating ways possible, leaving the Gomers and their fans questioning the meaning of it all. This is a story of hope, perseverance, and the power of the human spirit, told through the lens of one of the most beloved and hapless football teams of all time."

I’ve seen this. It’s a documentary.

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I was talking to my brother last week, and we was encouraging me to get my son into studying A.I., because it will be taking all the jobs and then take over the world in the next 25 years.

 

My response was, "Nah, A.I. will start making porn and then take over the world in a week."

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On 1/27/2023 at 10:03 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I want a remake of cannonball run but with racoons as the racers. 

I think it’s be more interesting as a traditional cannonball run remake, but one entrant is actually 5 raccoons that have to hide their identity while competing. 
 

and their car is completely scavenged and homemade, and they have to scavenge/steal fuel and food since they don’t have any money because they are raccoons!!

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In this action-packed musical adventure, the world's most famous spy meets the world's most famous blues band. When a dangerous new threat to global security emerges, James Bond is sent on a mission to stop a sinister plot that could spark a worldwide disaster.

To succeed in his mission, Bond needs the help of the best in the business. Enter the Blues Brothers, Jake and Elwood, a pair of musical mercenaries who know how to get things done.

Together, Blues Bond and the Blues Brothers embark on a high-stakes adventure that takes them from the streets of Chicago to the jungles of South America, and from the bright lights of Las Vegas to the neon glow of Tokyo. Along the way, they face off against a host of deadly villains, using their wits, their musical talents, and their trusty gadgets to outsmart and outgun their enemies.

As the action heats up, the music never stops, with classic blues and rock-and-roll hits that will have you tapping your feet and singing along. And with a cast of unforgettable characters, including Bond girls, evil henchmen, and a few surprise guests, "Blues Bond: Mission Rhythm" is a film that will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

So if you're ready for an unforgettable adventure with the coolest spy and the hottest band around, then don't miss "Blues Bond: Mission Rhythm" - coming soon to a theater near you!

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Title: The Gambino Defense

Synopsis:

Vinny Gambino, a young and ambitious defense attorney, is handed a high-profile case to represent OJ Simpson in what would be known as the "trial of the century." Despite the overwhelming evidence against the football player, Gambino believes in his client's innocence and is determined to clear his name.

As Gambino delves deeper into the case, he uncovers a web of lies, deceit, and corruption that implicates some of the most powerful figures in the criminal justice system. As he navigates through the treacherous waters of the legal system, Gambino becomes a target for those who will stop at nothing to see OJ Simpson convicted.

With his reputation and career on the line, Gambino must use all of his wit, charm, and legal expertise to prove Simpson's innocence before it's too late. But as the trial progresses, Gambino realizes that winning the case may come at a cost too high to bear.

As the media circus surrounding the trial reaches a fever pitch, Gambino finds himself playing a dangerous game in which the stakes are higher than ever before. In the end, he must decide whether to stick to his principles or compromise his integrity to win the case.

Filled with suspense, drama, and courtroom intrigue, "The Gambino Defense" is a gripping tale of one man's fight for justice against all odds.

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