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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

When you realize that you are dealing with the American Taliban -- you know, the Afghan version makes women dress like this, because even seeing more than a bare millimeter of skin is obscene:

 

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....well, you understand how the American Taliban approaches things.  Even KNOWING that there might be different plumbing for different genders....well, that knowledge is bound to rile up LUST, and DEVILRY!*

But seriously.  This is literally one of the definitive works of art of the western world (you know, the hemisphere we're all about celebrating and shit).  There's not a damn thing sexualized about it, other than the inherent potential sexuality of the human form in all its forms.  I mean, shit, Armybrat used to pop wood for the Venus of Willendorf (to be fair, she was one sexualized, saucy wench):

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*Of course, being a man of a certain age, I admit that for a certain period of adolescence, it didn't take  much more than the right millimeter of exposed female skin to break my brain.  Sears catalog lingerie section much?

 

So that's the literal definition of 'Camel Toe'?  'Cause I seem some skin.

And that second photo...I know you're older than me...but what edition of the Sears Catalog is that?  That's analog even for AmryBrat.  

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

So that's the literal definition of 'Camel Toe'?  'Cause I seem some skin.

And that second photo...I know you're older than me...but what edition of the Sears Catalog is that?  That's analog even for AmryBrat.  

Well, the Venus of Willendorf may have been in the Montgomery Wards catalog, I'm not sure....it's been a minute.

But for reference, 1983 Sears catalog.  Sears, the blandest, least offensive retailer imaginable.  Every house had one of these in it, and these morons are clutching their pearls (not realizing that in 1983, every boy of proper age was, umm, clutching something else with the catalog open to this page):

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I remember a few years after my parents split up, my dad gave the talk.  But it wasn't really the talk.  It was just, "don't let your mother catch you like mine did."  And he told me the story of a Sears catalogue and my devout Lutheran grandmother catching him in the bathroom.  From then on, she intercepted the Sears catalogs for years.  But being in Chicago, my dad had a classmate whose father worked for Sears in Hoffman Estates.  So the kid would sling those extra catalogs like crack for cigarettes, beers, gas money, vinyl records, etc.  It was like nextdoor but for teenage perverts in the 1950's.  

But I took it to heart and never had any smut/jerkoff material around until about age 16...when I saw my first Victoria's Secret catalog and I've been obsessed with well-framed ass ever since.  

Also, this will sound unpopular on this thread, but I believe in keeping kids away from a fair amount of art.  But not this piece.  This is living history.  As said above, this is maybe the most perfect sculpture ever accomplished with the human hand.  Yeah, it's gotta dick.  So do the animals at the zoo crated by God.  You don't have to visit it, you don't even have to blow it.  But if your kid sees it in a video in the classroom, be glad they did.  

I promise you this artwork will outlast all of our moronic, temporary castigations.  

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Good sir, I assure you that the moronity of my castigations is timeless and permanent.

'Moronity of Castigations' 

Band name or law review periodical.  You decide.  But let's copyright it before the week is out.

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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, the Venus of Willendorf may have been in the Montgomery Wards catalog, I'm not sure....it's been a minute.

But for reference, 1983 Sears catalog.  Sears, the blandest, least offensive retailer imaginable.  Every house had one of these in it, and these morons are clutching their pearls (not realizing that in 1983, every boy of proper age was, umm, clutching something else with the catalog open to this page):

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That would have been more than adequate for a young sbbruin.  Hell, I may need a moment now.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

These are people who send out Christmas cards of their whole family, down to kindergarteners, carrying guns.

But let a 12 year old find out that.....flaccid penises are a thing that exists, well, PROTECT THE CHILDREN!

It is a human body.  Just....standing there.  And it causes them to lose their mind.

We need a meteor.  Then a biblical flood.  Then another meteor, because you always double-tap.

They need to be educated about the non-threatening nature of a flaccid penis, as explained by the great Butters Stotch.

 

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3 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

If it wouldn't kill public schools, I'd be all for vouchers to send these nuts off to their own circle jerk schooling.

In Florida lots of the complaints are lodged by individuals who do not have a kid in the school so that would not solve the problem.   They just want to cram their religious beliefs down everyone's throat.  Everyone knows Jesus hates dongs... all dongs should be banned!  Wait till they figure out some state funds in the form of vouchers will go to GASP Muslim schools!

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8 minutes ago, locodos said:

In Florida lots of the complaints are lodged by individuals who do not have a kid in the school so that would not solve the problem.   They just want to cram their religious beliefs down everyone's throat.  Everyone knows Jesus hates dongs... all dongs should be banned!  Wait till they figure out some state funds in the form of vouchers will go to GASP Muslim schools!

To be fair, there is a part of the dong he didn’t much care for. 

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1 hour ago, locodos said:

In Florida lots of the complaints are lodged by individuals who do not have a kid in the school so that would not solve the problem.   They just want to cram their religious beliefs down everyone's throat.  Everyone knows Jesus hates dongs... all dongs should be banned!  Wait till they figure out some state funds in the form of vouchers will go to GASP Muslim schools!

The whole side street behind our house was lined with signs for that bullshit One Family group…even though 2/3rds of them send their kids to private schools.   The mom in one of the families that does send their kids to RRISD is on all the extra curricular stuff…when I did Watch Dogs (dads at school for a half day), I half expected for her to hand me a bible and abstinence flyers for my sons 3rd grade class.  
 

I have zero issue with anyone who takes their religion seriously, just don’t cram it into my kids or their schools.  Of course it’s the same group who crow about books, art and anything else they don’t agree with as ‘forcing wokeness’ so they can fuck right off in general.  

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6 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

Speaking as one who has seen it up close, the reaction is simply this is the greatest sculpted work of art by man, period.  Maybe the best possible.  This is its power for education.   As an object lesson in excellence par excellence. 
Of course, examining and processing excellence, as a learned experience, is not really in the interests of the right.  It really needs to be blotted out as a concept.   Replaced by most outrageous.

I stood there in front of that piece, trying to get in through my head that it was over 500 fucking years old.  

Just spectacular.

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, the Venus of Willendorf may have been in the Montgomery Wards catalog, I'm not sure....it's been a minute.

But for reference, 1983 Sears catalog.  Sears, the blandest, least offensive retailer imaginable.  Every house had one of these in it, and these morons are clutching their pearls (not realizing that in 1983, every boy of proper age was, umm, clutching something else with the catalog open to this page):

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If I intercepted the Sears Catalog in the 80s, nobody else in the house would see it, unless they poked around in my room in places they didn't want to be poking around in.

Sears Catalog lingerie/bra section was hot as fuck in the 80s.

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I stood there in front of that piece, trying to get in through my head that it was over 500 fucking years old.  

Just spectacular.

Truly awesome in person.  I wasn't prepared for it being 17' tall either.

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On 3/24/2023 at 5:05 PM, locodos said:

In Florida lots of the complaints are lodged by individuals who do not have a kid in the school so that would not solve the problem.   They just want to cram their religious beliefs down everyone's throat.  Everyone knows Jesus hates dongs... all dongs should be banned!  Wait till they figure out some state funds in the form of vouchers will go to GASP Muslim schools!

There was a lady in Houston who would do that in a bunch of Memorial-area FB pages... always complaining about stuff going on in SBISD.  She lived in The Woodlands.  

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17 minutes ago, texasdago said:

There was a lady in Houston who would do that in a bunch of Memorial-area FB pages... always complaining about stuff going on in SBISD.  She lived in The Woodlands.  

Self righteous christian Karens do not recognize arbitrary man made boundaries.

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