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49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone traded for straw and Siri. Dubon is our 3rd best hitter 

Not the same team. It sounded like you wanted to package them together for an infielder, which would be a weird trade for another team to make. 

Dubon won't be our third best hitter all year, but as long as he's hot should get playing time wherever he can field the ball. But Chas and Jake are both playing pretty well too (and I fucking hate having to admit that about Jake). And Uncle Mike isn't coming back, his shoulder is in baseball heaven now playing underhand catch with Bagwell's.

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52 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Did Yordan, Tucker and Altuve die?

Bregman too. Jake and Chas are also better but they were traded for a backup infielder so….

I think he might be basing best hitter status on Batting Average. Or length of hitting streak. 

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We barely knew you …

Per Baseball America, the Astros released 2021 undrafted signee Marshall Hunt. The right-handed pitcher posted a 9.53 ERA in 5.2 innings with seven walks to three strikeouts for Single-A Fayetteville after starting the year in extended spring training.

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18 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Those boobs behind home plate are here for the show. Or are the show. And she’s keeping score. 

 

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

That's spystud's girl Amy

https://twitter.com/FrontRowAmy

 

Came to post this but should have known that the bottom of the 3rd would be too late for this place

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