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Try to kidnap my sister? That's a blastin'!


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Look at that Mama Bear's eyes.  She's going to find this kid when he gets out of Juvy and beat him to death with a baseball bat in front of his own family.  That 17yo wasn't trying to kidnap her daughter, she knows what he was gonna do with her.  That poor fuck has a lifetime of pain ahead of him.  Kudos to the brother though, he's got a badass story for the rest of his life and gets to put off chores to his sister for many years to come.  

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43 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

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It is morel season up here - lots of folks out trying to get theirs.
You can buy them at a market for between $75 - $100 per pound, sometimes even more; so people love to go out and find them.
I don't know anyone who sells them, but know lots of people who talk about going out Morel Hunting. It is a rural thing, so very popular in northern Michigan.

 

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$100 per pound for mushrooms that don't make you trip balls?  Now that deserves a blastin'!

I hadn't thought about morels since childhood in the northwoods on vacation.  Had no idea they were worth that kinda money.

Somewhat related---now that I look at that family photo closer, they all look like they're in varying stages of tripping on mushrooms.  They even forgot to bring the daughter to the photo op

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20 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

It is morel season up here - lots of folks out trying to get theirs.
You can buy them at a market for between $75 - $100 per pound, sometimes even more; so people love to go out and find them.
I don't know anyone who sells them, but know lots of people who talk about going out Morel Hunting. It is a rural thing, so very popular in northern Michigan.

 

And that is the morel of the story. 

csi miami deal with it GIF

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It's too bad it wasn't a wrist rocket like they had when I was a kid. Those had a folding wrist brace and you could really put some high tension on the tubes. They came with 1/4 in ball bearings as projectiles and I have zero doubt you could penetrate skin and break bone with them.

Daisy Marksman Wrist Rocket Slingshot | Old School Trick Shots | Trick Shot  Tuesday Ep. #14 - YouTube

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58 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's too bad it wasn't a wrist rocket like they had when I was a kid. Those had a folding wrist brace and you could really put some high tension on the tubes. They came with 1/4 in ball bearings as projectiles and I have zero doubt you could penetrate skin and break bone with them.

Daisy Marksman Wrist Rocket Slingshot | Old School Trick Shots | Trick Shot  Tuesday Ep. #14 - YouTube

When I would take my Boy Scouts on wilderness hikes like the BMT I would always bring a wrist rocket slingshot. In a pinch, you can use it to get a squirrel or a rabbit for supper. And also, in Bear country, you can use it right before the pissed off bear kills and eats you.

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