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Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.

 

Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.

My grandmother rolled EXACTLY like this. Good ole NOLA broad, transplanted to S. Texas.  Add a cigarette dangling from your lips, and you'd be her, reincarnated.

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Damn close. I'm kinda partial to a '73 Eldorado. White, red leather interior, ragtop. 500 cu in plant. Front wheel drive. Trashy broad sitting next to me. Case of Bud Light and a box of sandwiches on the back seat.
 
Also, chrome 1911 under my seat. Along with a bottle of Jim Beam.


Poetry.
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9 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

Wouldn’t be proper to serve food to a customer on a paper plate

It looks great, actually.  Spam doesn't get enough love.  Hell, I've even ate some smoked bologna at a funky old BBQ joint in Muskogee, OK that was pretty damn good.  Apparently it's an Okie thing. Maybe for their lack of teeth, IDK?

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16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Just wait until I fall on lean times!

Like this?

Wife and kid (no pics) left me.

Leftovers still had some sauce so I kept it.

Leftovers was one meal...sauce with bread was another.

Nary a plate either time.

Not sure if I'm winning or losing?

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3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

For the boy: tater tots, deluxe mac-n-cheese, couple spoons of chili and some lil' smilie medallions (fried)
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putting that together must have taken  you away from the Ice Cold Bud Light and gash for quite a while.  10 minutes at least? 

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