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Republican Convention - "mill-e-wah-que"

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8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am a natural born American. How many times do I have to tell you. There will always be a place for someone like me in the Trump Presidency. I am a true believer. They’re millions of loyalists like me who are ready to fulfill Trump’s mission.

Ever hear of the Night of the Long Knives?  Go suck more cock. 

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Just now, immamac said:

Is there any updates or quotes worth putting in here I'm not turning this shit on. 

Icono is either a very good troll or needs to be reported to the FBI. That's the headline.

I haven't been paying too close of attention, but Trump's speech has been pretty boring, honestly.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Is there any updates or quotes worth putting in here I'm not turning this shit on. 

Well he admitted that he's trying to buy votes in Wisconsin

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am a natural born American. How many times do I have to tell you. There will always be a place for someone like me in the Trump Presidency. I am a true believer. They’re millions of loyalists like me who are ready to fulfill Trump’s mission.

I just took a strong ass edible and this is cracking me up lol!! It’s a perfect caricature like pretty creative actually. Like the ghost crooner from the Conan show just speaking straight hilarious over the top racism and sexism perfectly executed. It’s a funny bit lol!

He coulda gotten up there and flung poo directly from his pants like a Gallagher fruit sketch and the Macklemores would still get a full hard on from it

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Ever hear of the Night of the Long Knives?

Is this a serious question? Of course he hasn't. These people's knowledge of history stops at condensing the first two amendments into versions that they like.

10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I voted for Kerry in 2004 and Obama in 2008 because of the war. I hate wars and one of the best things about Trump is his aversion to starting wars. I hate the Bushes. I was ostracized on hornfans because I opposed the Iraq war.

that's not why you were ostracized...

 

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Rambling now. Should have wrapped it up already. 

10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am a natural born American. How many times do I have to tell you. There will always be a place for someone like me in the Trump Presidency. I am a true believer. They’re millions of loyalists like me who are ready to fulfill Trump’s mission.

It's a good strategy, everyone who has ever been associated with Trump has really benefited from their relationships. He is a master of empowering and promoting others and catering to their needs.  Most people who have been close to him would really recommend his leadership skills.

Rambling dog 

with his fake “compassionate” dog tone 

5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Icono is either a very good troll or needs to be reported to the FBI. That's the headline.

I feel sorry for him.  Truly.  He's  like a black guy that want's to be in Rex' frat.   Sorry dude...this club doesn't want your kind.  

Yet if he asked you to start one against liberals, you'd probably do it. Or migrants, we know you have always wanted to go after them. 
Wasn't he ready to mow down people crossing the border illegally?
13 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am a natural born American. How many times do I have to tell you. There will always be a place for someone like me in the Trump Presidency. I am a true believer. They’re millions of loyalists like me who are ready to fulfill Trump’s mission.

 

10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


I read that in a robot voice. 


 

Robot voice version

Is he just free balling it up there?

They used covid to cheat,  that's new.  Kind of just gave away that the election was fair.  

You said "Biden" twice, you fucking idiot

Remind them about the booming Trump economy!! Hammer Biden when it comes to inflation. According to @troph Biden is not responsible for inflation even though he passed that horrible COVID stimulus in 2021 when it wasn’t needed.

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

They used covid to cheat,  that's new.  Kind of just gave away that the election was fair.  

I think he's trying to pivot to the JD Vance defense, which is still bullshit but more articulate, but he's a 78 or whatever year old with mush brains and can't do it

I am a republican and will vote for Trump, but this speech had the potential to be one of the all-time great speeches, and it stinks.

This sounds like the American History x
Grocery store speech

Just now, Macklemore said:

Remind them about the booming Trump economy!! Hammer Biden when it comes to inflation. According to @troph Biden is not responsible for inflation even though he passed that horrible COVID stimulus in 2021 when it wasn’t needed.

Lol I'm convinced this is a bit. No way a Trumper could talk about unwarranted stimulus with a straight face.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Remind them about the booming Trump economy!! Hammer Biden when it comes to inflation. According to @troph Biden is not responsible for inflation even though he passed that horrible COVID stimulus in 2021 when it wasn’t needed.

are you a "conservative"?  Tell me about the deficit during the Trump administration.  

18 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I voted for Kerry in 2004 and Obama in 2008 because of the war. I hate wars and one of the best things about Trump is his aversion to starting wars. I hate the Bushes. I was ostracized on hornfans because I opposed the Iraq war.

thats not why you were ostracized

you never have crowds at a convention.  

Fuck Don, there have been bigger locksmith conventions. 

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

thats not why you were ostracized

Why else was I ostracized on West Mall? Tell me? There were just a handful of us against the war. The rest of y’all slurped GWB and Colin Powell’s balls. 

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Serious question, why? 

What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.
2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I am a republican and will vote for Trump, but this speech had the potential to be one of the all-time great speeches, and it stinks.

No, it didn't. And of course it does. An elderly narcissist is trying to pretend like he cares about anything other than himself while sprinkling in the hits for his base. 

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I am a republican and will vote for Trump, but this speech had the potential to be one of the all-time great speeches, and it stinks.

Think about what that says about you?

My favorite thing this week was jd Vance last night talking about how they’ll snub Wall Street in favor of Main Street… the same fucking day there’s major smoke of Jamie effin Dimon angling for sec of treasury. 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Why else was I ostracized on West Mall? Tell me?

republicans didn't like your story about sucking dick

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

Current republican party?

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He really hates her 😂😂😂😂

 

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

so you're a pseudo-christian nutjob?  got it. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

This version though? This isn't the Bush, Reagan, hell even the Newt version. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I am a republican and will vote for Trump, but this speech had the potential to be one of the all-time great speeches, and it stinks.

I don't always like their takes but this speech is exactly what the Pod Save America guys said it would be: it was not a complete restart after the assassination as advertised. They tried to pin some unity rhetoric and theatrics related to the front and probably the end of the speech, and left all the normal Trumpy nonsense in the middle. Add to that you have a profoundly stupid, 78 year old man with a famously short attention span delivering a speech past 10pm and counting, and, well, yeah. 

Also I'm not here to fling poo but good god man, really think about your vote.


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.
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Just now, bluto said:

My favorite thing this week was jd Vance last night talking about how they’ll snub Wall Street in favor of Main Street… the same fucking day there’s major smoke of Jamie effin Dimon angling for sec of treasury. 


Simon can make tax free moves before starting as sec of st ?

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

Not to be pedantic or an asshole, but these people literally are holding official Republican party made and printed signs that say "Mass deportation now!" 

Are you saying that you believe in that part of the party platform? 

13 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

No.  Just low energy Don spouting his greatest hits like no one has ever seen before. 

Yacht rock. Which I get why he is subdued. But the lead in was Kid Rock/Dana White. And he sounds like he’s reading a nursery rhyme “And the Cheeto was victorious” to make someone fall asleep. Like it’s night night time voice. 

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:


What I believe and how I live my life lines up with the Republican Party more than the Democratic Party.

Thank you for coming out of the closet. This is a very hostile place for those of us who reject the Dems.

Not to be pedantic or an asshole, but these people literally are holding official Republican party made and printed signs that say "Mass deportation now!" 
Are you saying that you believe in that part of the party platform? 

I believe that the borders need to be secured and they need to be secured yesterday. No, I don’t believe in mass deportation

I don’t have to agree with everything that they say or do, and I hope you don’t agree with everything the left does either.
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