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On 3/16/2023 at 9:49 PM, UTCzech III said:

Let’s just go ahead and add every commercial during the NCAA tournament.  I don’t care how good they are, after seeing them a million times, you will hate them.  Already done with ATT Lily, she even looks like she hates being in these pieces of shit.  The Capital One commercials get stupider every year.  Feel free to add your “favorites”.

The Capital One commercials are the equivalent to walking into an enormous, gaudy casino. You know it's all built on fleecing people from their money.

They make so much off people's late credit card payments that they can afford Jennifer Garner, Magic Johnson, Spike Lee, Samuel Jackson, Barkley and Jim Nantz? What a slap in the fucking face.

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On 3/16/2023 at 9:49 PM, UTCzech III said:

Let’s just go ahead and add every commercial during the NCAA tournament.  I don’t care how good they are, after seeing them a million times, you will hate them.  Already done with ATT Lily, she even looks like she hates being in these pieces of shit.  The Capital One commercials get stupider every year.  Feel free to add your “favorites”.

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

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46 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

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Yep.

But holy hell, the Capital One commercials are getting worse and worse. Samuel L. Jackson and Charles Barkley are funny and personable entertainers. It should not be hard to make amusing commercials with those two.

So why is Spike Lee reffing a women's basketball game? Why is he playing along with the joke by putting glasses on? How did they sneak in giant signs with pictures of cell phones and eye exam charts? None of this makes any damn sense.

And why the fuck did you bring Willie Nelson into your shittastic commercials? 

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51 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I will give the Buick girl a pass. All four versions of her 

 

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except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I like to pretend that LeBron actually is good friends with an anthropomorphic crab. 

The not being able to drive thing fits perfectly.

Crabwalk-  If you're a rich motherfucker trying to park for the first time, have we got something for you!!!

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

except if you notice the little disclaimer at the beginning, that commercial is pointing out that its showing the 2021 model.

 

which i guess means buick hasnt changed the body style in more than 3 years?

Commercial apparently is from 2021. Also chick is Vanessa Curry who may or may not have had an affair with Kobe Bryant back in 2008ish when she was a laker girl.

https://tvovermind.com/vanessa-curry/

 

 

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16 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Has anyone else seen this commercial about the college girl “rocking” her mustache? Holy Christ 

It's not even college, it's high school. The message of "just look hideous and ignore all the meanies" is fucktarded. IRL this chick would have offed herself in a week after the social media barrage she got over this shit.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I have to say, I was expecting more based on @mr. sunshine 's description above. 

I had the dog’s direction of travel backwards. I thought he ran into the worm’s asshole and out the mouth. Instead he ran into the worm’s mouth and out his asshole which is admittedly less Cronenberg-esque. Then there’s the puke 

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I had the dog’s direction of travel backwards. I thought he ran into the worm’s asshole and out the mouth. Instead he ran into the worm’s mouth and out his asshole which is admittedly less Cronenberg-esque. Then there’s the puke 

It’s still 200% less disgusting than the Amazon girl with ‘stache.
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