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Kel Varnsen

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Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise 
of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as 
I've heard this story a number of times.

Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story Keith 
passes you and starts walking up the ramp then you say you were struck on 
the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple 
striking Newman between the third and forth rib. The spit then came off 
the rib, turned, and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his 
baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air 
mind you- makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one 
magic loogie!

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I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.



Still the worst line in the series. Dude lines up a threesome and doesnt pull the trigger. It’s like taking a shower with a beautiful woman, and wearing your jeans!
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Maybe we can live without Libraries, people like you and me. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now at the branch of the local library... and finding drawings of pee pees and wee wees in The Cat in The Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better?

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.

pretty sure he was in the finale.   

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Don't you remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald?

Not ringing a bell.

 

When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' and Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'?

Mmm, no.

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1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

we're like children, we're not men. 

no we're not.  we're not men.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

A vacation from ourselves, that's what you said!

 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

i feel like an out of work porn star.

holland is the netherlands. 

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Bookman is one of the best ancillary characters ever.  And only in one episode.  I wonder how many takes it took for Jerry not to bust out laughing.


The library investigator’s name is actually Bookman? That’s amazing, like an ice cream man named Cone.


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