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do you ever yearn?


Kel Varnsen

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Kramer: What's today?

Newman: It's Thursday.

Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.

Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel....

Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...

Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.

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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!

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PUDDY: Let’s finish this up.

JERRY: Did you two break up?

PUDDY: That chick’s whacked. We’re history. I just left out a couple of things:

rust-proofing..

JERRY: "Rust-proofing"?

PUDDY:  Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder’s fee

JERRY: "Finder’s fee"? It was on the lot!

PUDDY: Yeah, that’s right.  Floor mats, keys..

JERRY: ‘Keys"?!

PUDDY: How ya gonna start it?

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