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19 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TN State Sen. was thirsting after a DJ Qualls-esque male model. Gotta admit, “The Proper Emoji” would be a good band name.
 

From his press shop:

 

 

He looks like Wilford Brimley fucked …a beet.

 

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20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He looks like Wilford Brimley fucked …a beet.

 

Old people and technology is always funny...until you remember that these old fucks run the country in a digital age that they're not equipped to handle.

Please run Trump on a platform of personal grievance and the January 6th loons as heroes:

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

He looks like Wilford Brimley fucked …a beet.

 

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Gonna go out on a limb and predict that the suing family are not Republicans:

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6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But she can’t be disbarred because there is no proof she lied.

She had to admit to lying in order to remain a lawyer II good standing in Colorado. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Gonna go out on a limb and predict that the suing family are not Republicans:

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Welp, when do we start fucking with the teacher and principal?  I'm working over Spring Break, I got spare time.  I can have the teacher stripped of her credentials and booted out of her house by summer break.  But it seems a tad extreme.  Then again, we know why this happened.  We're 24 hours away from having his blamed on CRT even though we know it's not.  Teachers are under stress, they have bad days.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt but if we find anything else in her background.  

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

She had to admit to lying in order to remain a lawyer II good standing in Colorado. 

But how can you be in good standing after lying in your capacity as a lawyer? Especially considering the egregious and dangerous nature of her lies?

Know what happens if I make a serious med error? I am immediately put on suspension pending an investigation and peer-review, and i will lose my license if found at fault. In some instances, this also includes jail time.

There is a critical shortage of nurses throughout the country. I feel like we could stand to lose a few really shitty lawyers who abuse and lie to the legal system

 

You answered your own question.  Lawyers investigate other lawyers.  You're put on peer review but the panel is informed by who?  More lawyers.  

Shady lawyers protect shady lawyers.  Cost of doing business as far as I'm concerned.  Tax we pay for living in a pretty decent place.  Problem now though?  This isn't tort abuse, ambulance chasing, keeping bad guys outta jail, etc.  This is fucking with the fabric of our democracy.  In another life, we used to take people like this out back and beat the shit out of 'em.  But they're too high profile now.  

3 hours ago, safe sex said:

But how can you be in good standing after lying in your capacity as a lawyer? Especially considering the egregious and dangerous nature of her lies?

Know what happens if I make a serious med error? I am immediately put on suspension pending an investigation and peer-review, and i will lose my license if found at fault. In some instances, this also includes jail time.

There is a critical shortage of nurses throughout the country. I feel like we could stand to lose a few really shitty lawyers who abuse and lie to the legal system

 

Careful, twice and gator will be along shortly to explain to us dumbasses how the legal system does a great job at policing its own.

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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He might have had a problem “liking” the post if he had noticed the mention of weed, but he had no problem with it the gay sex in return for drugs comment 

 

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On 3/9/2023 at 7:25 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I didn't know it meant anything.  I just picked a random emoji as a reaction.

Did HR buy that excuse?

Please, please, please, make the Jan 6 loons the face of 2024:

 

13 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

But she can’t be disbarred because there is no proof she lied.

Part of what I'm telling you dimbulbs is, see, she admitted she lied and not even in the context of a lawsuit and she barely gets her peepee whacked.  A sternly worded letter.  A strenuous objection.

At least SBOT was going for the gusto.  And may yet.

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3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Please, please, please, make the Jan 6 loons the face of 2024:

 

Dilbert has spoken. 

19 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Please, please, please, make the Jan 6 loons the face of 2024:

 

I am not believing I ever laughed at, shared, or otherwise endorsed his cartoons.  Something has gone awry in his head.  

21 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Part of what I'm telling you dimbulbs is, see, she admitted she lied and not even in the context of a lawsuit and she barely gets her peepee whacked.

Last week it was "Pee pees aren't getting whacked because it's very difficult to prove someone lied."

This week, crazy cunt admits she lied yet no pee pee whacks.  You point out it's flaws with the system but nothing can be done.

We point out, "No fucking shit it's flaws with the system.  This system sucks by allowing outright treason."  But we're being unreasonable.

 

Yeah, Trump would never accept anything of value from a dictatorial American adversary.

Hey Steve, remember that time you swindled millions from MAGA donors who thought they were contributing to build a wall but their money went right into your pockets instead? Remember that? Why aren’t you in jail?

2 hours ago, nbmishoid said:

I am not believing I ever laughed at, shared, or otherwise endorsed his cartoons.  Something has gone awry in his head.  

He was rich and he got old.

On 3/11/2023 at 6:34 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Well, he's not wrong about Musk.

Real recognize real

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On 3/10/2023 at 8:25 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Please, please, please, make the Jan 6 loons the face of 2024:

 


he needs his own show asap 

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Thank God the Ds are moving to SC.   Enough of these idiots (though I'm sure SC will have their share of idiots).

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As a parent of a special needs child I find it offensive to cite scripture on how my child should be disciplined.  I find it equally offensive when applied to my child without special needs. Fuck everyone whose world view can’t extend beyond their belief system. 

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As the parent of a kid that was assaulted (not sexually, but physically), as well as out right bullied by his Special Education teacher - I also find this fucking offensive. Fuck these people and their book club.

16 minutes ago, brown water said:

As a parent of a special needs child I find it offensive to cite scripture on how my child should be disciplined.  I find it equally offensive when applied to my child without special needs. Fuck everyone whose world view can’t extend beyond their belief system. 

It's the cruelty.  That's the point.

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

As the parent of a kid that was assaulted (not sexually, but physically), as well as out right bullied by his Special Education teacher - I also find this fucking offensive. Fuck these people and their book club.

Did you kill that teacher?

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Did you kill that teacher?

Wanted to. Fort Bend ISD Admin (2nd in command behind the head of all of Special Education for Fort Bend) apologized, thanked us for not suing them (it would have been a shot show and no telling if we would have ever seen a dime) and the guy got moved to another campus.
We ended up with the district moving his amazing teacher (from the year prior) to our campus. We also got 40 hours of compensatory services. My kid’s friend received 200 hours… which had increased to 300 last I spoke to that family.
My son is now home and doing online public school. Kid gets A’s and B’s mostly teaching himself. Things are much, much better.
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

That had to be one of the best moments of that host’s life.  That dumb cunt goes “it’s hard to explain in a 15 second sound bite”, and the host goes “oh we have more time” LMAO feed me that shit by the bowlful nom nom nom nom nom.  I love watching idiots realize they are fucking idiots in real time, regardless of which side of the aisle they are on.

Getting bodied like that by BJG has got to be one of the most embarrassing things a person can possibly experience.

What she ultimately spit out is that woke means that we need to create hierarchies of oppression. I'm... um... not sure that's what it means. 

On 3/11/2023 at 6:34 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Well, he's not wrong about Musk.


Plus fleecing your fellow Americans is a time-honored American tradition.

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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She knew right away she was cooked too. 

If I'm going on a live TV show to discuss my book where I examine the dangers of woke culture, you better bet your ass I'm going to have my elevator pitch fine tuned and ready to go.

They're all idiots

Can't wait for DeSantis to stammer through the "what does woke mean" question.  He's like the basketball player that can only has one move.  

Then again, we all know that "woke" doesn't really mean anything but is a dog whistle.

Democrats need to fully lean into "woke" simply meaning "something I don't like."  Start referring to "woke" gun laws and "woke" tax cuts and "woke" insurrectionists.

There's still enough time to make the term completely meaningless by the next election.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

That’s not YouTube. It’s not Twitter. You can’t embed Instagram. What’s the source on that and how did you get it to embed? Just pasting the link, I presume, but I can’t tell where it’s from. Where it’s hosted. I don’t even get a preview. I don’t know about everyone else but all I see is the little triangular play button sitting in empty space. I’ve seen these videos getting posted but I don’t know where they’re from and I’m curious.

I took a look at freedomnews.tv but all the videos I’ve seen posted there are from YouTube. What am I missing?

Also, fuck those weirdos. 

Brace for the next GOP disinformation campaign:

According to Claremont, since 2020, SVB pledged / contributed over $73 million to the BLM movement, while JP Morgan Chase pledged / contributed over $30 BILLION.  (BLM Funding Database - The American Way of Life (claremont.org) - surprise, surprise, they're not really showing their work on coming up with those numbers.) Fox / NY Post / Breitbart and their smooth-brained followers are amplifying the shit out of this, making it sound like these were cash donations to BLM or something.  Nope, has nothing to do with the dismantling of regulation intended to avoid exactly what happened, it's all because "woke management at SVB wants to give all yer money to that colored fella over thar ..."

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Can't wait for DeSantis to stammer through the "what does woke mean" question.  He's like the basketball player that can only has one move.  

Then again, we all know that "woke" doesn't really mean anything but is a dog whistle.

We’ve seen that it’s come to be a catch-all term for anything the right opposes. A label to attach to anything they don’t like. The collapse of SVB? Woke. Doing something about climate change? That’s woke. Maybe we could say that woke is the new wack. 

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