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Just now, F250 said:

By poor, I mean, you think The Cheesecake Factory is expensive. 

I guess I’m out because I bitched the whole way home about the cost of Whataburger when I dropped $40 on a meal for 2 adults and 2 little girls (who ordered kids meals). 
 

I guess there is no kids meal with a chocolate chip cookie for me in the near future then. 

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Posted
40 minutes ago, F250 said:

No and No.

The only thing that threw me off was the expectation of anilingus, which wasn't an unusual thing for me, so no biggie. Back in the day it was more of a fetish thing as opposed to just being expected these days. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I guess I’m out because I bitched the whole way home about the cost of Whataburger when I dropped $40 on a meal for 2 adults and 2 little girls (who ordered kids meals). 
 

I guess there is no kids meal with a chocolate chip cookie for me in the near future then. 

Well, I was doing my thing a few years ago, no idea what it's like now in the Trump economy. But I am pretty sure a chocolate chip cookie is an extra .40 cents or something, so yeah if that's expensive to you stick with the wife. Sorry you are working class poor though. 

 

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59 minutes ago, F250 said:

The only thing that threw me off was the expectation of anilingus, which wasn't an unusual thing for me, so no biggie. Back in the day it was more of a fetish thing as opposed to just being expected these days. 

Yeah, but do you have a problem with them pretending to be your step-sister or step-mom and pretending to get stuck in the clothes dryer or under a sink?

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22 minutes ago, F250 said:

Well, I was doing my thing a few years ago, no idea what it's like now in the Trump economy. But I am pretty sure a chocolate chip cookie is an extra .40 cents or something, so yeah if that's expensive to you stick with the wife. Sorry you are working class poor though. 

 

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6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but do you have a problem with them pretending to be your step-sister or step-mom and pretending to get stuck in the clothes dryer or under a sink?

No, it doesn't get weird until they start talking about being attracted to your dad vibes because their dad was terrible. That was usually when I would bow out. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I don't know how old you are, but I was a lot like you when I was younger. Even into my mid to late 30s. 

 

What I like is to go to a bar by myself and look for other middle aged guys like me who are there alone. I figure they’d like someone to talk to so I try to break the ice, maybe by asking a bunch of questions about the game he’s watching or about the menu.

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I used to work with this guy who was a real sad-sack. Always smelled bad, dressed all frumpy, and was this complete horn-ball who whined about not getting women. I felt bad for the guy, so I’d invite him out for beers to the strip club or Hooters to try and get his confidence up or break the mystique around women.

He was super uptight about it though. I thought maybe he needed to unclog the pipes so I offered to let him use some of the porn I had at home. He didn’t want to though. Really picky for a guy who wasn’t getting laid. 

He eventually started hanging around more with this other guy at the office who talked a lot about eating ass. Don’t know what happened to them. 

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4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

What I like is to go to a bar by myself and look for other middle aged guys like me who are there alone. I figure they’d like someone to talk to so I try to break the ice, maybe by asking a bunch of questions about the game he’s watching or about the menu.

I tried that in Vegas a few weeks ago, but the guy started going on about strippers and hookers and how he was vibing on a gummy but all the alcohol was fucking him up. Once he started slamming Red Bull and Vodka's and kept calling me "Google" and yelling about titties, I saw myself out. I ended up drinking beer with a 60+ something lesbian while watching the WNBA playoffs, which was chill. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, immamac said:

I also don't ever see a future where CFB doesn't dominate my fall Saturdays...ever. It's a significant part of my identity. 

Would you say that for a third of the year, you spend several nights per week and at least one full day per week "gooning" over young athletes while in the company of other similarly afflicted men?

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7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

What I like is to go to a bar by myself and look for other middle aged guys like me who are there alone. I figure they’d like someone to talk to so I try to break the ice, maybe by asking a bunch of questions about the game he’s watching or about the menu.

I already want to murder you. 

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12 hours ago, F250 said:

I tried that in Vegas a few weeks ago, but the guy started going on about strippers and hookers and how he was vibing on a gummy but all the alcohol was fucking him up. Once he started slamming Red Bull and Vodka's and kept calling me "Google" and yelling about titties, I saw myself out. I ended up drinking beer with a 60+ something lesbian while watching the WNBA playoffs, which was chill. 

Vegas is one of the few places I'll do that. You meet the weirdest damn people which I don't mind. 

It's numbnuts Jack driving a jacked up white truck sitting at the local sports bar being as interesting as a 7-11 hotdog that ruins my beer

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15 hours ago, F250 said:

Yep. This dude wasn't even doing the basics. He would wear clothes that were so wrinkled it looked like someone would compress all his shirts into a one-inch triangle after they were taken out of the washer. His clothes rarely matched and looked like he inherited them from his grandpa. He had a unibrow that once he took care of added 2 points to his look. Unfortunately, he suffered from early male pattern baldness and let the sides grow out, and it was real curly on the sides so it kinda looked like Krusty the Clown hair. I convinced him to buzz it, and it greatly improved his look as well as get his teeth whitened, it was Mack Brown butter teeth bad. Once he learned to work with what he was born with, his looks improved. After that, it was just a matter of lowering his expectations. But once he lowered his expectations, he thrived and landed a girlfriend who he would bang daily on his lunch breaks, I know because he would talk about it non-stop afterward. They were both in the same league, and he was happy, and she was happy. I never encouraged him to change his interests which were reading fantasy and sci-fi novels, I figured he would find someone with similar interests in the nerd-sphere. 

 

 

It sounds like what these gooners and incels need is a fuck sherpa.   You should start a new business.

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