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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"


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On 11/21/2025 at 11:47 AM, BlueGreySky said:

And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. 

Bro - do you even extended magazine?

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On 11/21/2025 at 11:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

This very well may be the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

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32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Leave the homespun, peyote fueled soliloquys to canecutter.

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34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

OK then.

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On 11/21/2025 at 2:09 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, I think they are just fucking crazy. Saw a map and said hey, we can do this. 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 2:14 PM, Mole said:

You could probably come up with a few places where you could talk yourself into a plan like this working, assuming you’re a moron; but going to a country where it seems like everyone is a warlord seems like an unusually terrible choice.

Someone has a bone to pick with Haiti. We saw the propaganda about the cats before the election. Feels like someone deep in the chud inner workings wants to pick a fight with Haiti for some reason, probably see an opportunity for exploitation. Maybe Bezos or Larry wants the island idk

With how fragmented we are seeing our National defense spooks-publicly contradicting each other, competing for individual selfish goals, I can see some sort of small ops team, possibly even private intelligence feeling empowered to undertake their own operations independent of the greater DOD protocols. 

Pick off a few idiots who think they're joining a more hardcore version of the PBs or something and send them to Haiti where they hopefully get kidnapped and create an international incident where Trump will send in the troops to recue sweet white Tanner and Gavin and wipe out the warlords and clear the path for some more good old American exploitation.

If I was a Hollywood screenwriter (imagine) I feel like that would play

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On 11/23/2025 at 8:11 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

The article byline says Plano, but if you had read it the men are from Allen and Argyle.

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