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I'll start off next year's articles--2026 will be different for both Elko and Reed, since both have chips on their shoulder after 2025 ended at home, with both needing a win against a team with a pulse.

 Coach blood going to beat the ever loving piss out of Reed next year, should he still be in maroon.  We all know how this ends for Elko--B_Y O_T. I'd like to solve.

And where the hell is Ruben the Ghost Owens?  Regardless of whether he disappears or not in big games, glad they won that battle.  Reed, Owens, and Elko, the trifecta of aggy culture. 

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Just now, horn009 said:

aggy’s schedule this year would make big 12 teams blush. Seriously, how did they dodge both Bama and Georgia? 

They dodged Bama, Georgia, Ole Miss, OU, and Vanderbilt. The only team they played in the top 7 of the SEC was us. I guess you can't say they underachieved but they will likely never get an opportunity like this again. Not even making a conference championship or winning a playoff game is not much with these circumstances.

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47 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Teams that scored at least 7 against Miami: ND, South Florida, Florida, Florida State, Louisville, Stanford, SMU, Syracuse, NC State, Virginia Tech, Pitt

Teams that scored less than 7 against Miami: aggy, Bethune

And Bethune was on the road at Miami. 

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

A sad man that's badass with 3 Super Bowl rings.  Eat shit Houston.

Dawson Cry GIFs | Tenor

Damn you got me, keep living on those great days from 30 fucking years ago.

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Just realized, SEC Shorts might be absolutely amazing this week.

I really hope so and we should definitely post it to annoy Greenspoint. 

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Just realized, SEC Shorts might be absolutely amazing this week.

Avatar checks out

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Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

How far back do you have to go for Super Bowl victories?

I don't give a shit about the NFL. This is a thread about college football, go jerk yourself off in the 30th consecutive Cowboys suck thread.

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Just now, HtownHorn said:

I don't give a shit about the NFL. This is a thread about college football, go jerk yourself off in the 30th consecutive Cowboys suck thread.

Cry more 

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

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Damn you got me, keep living on those great days from 30 fucking years ago.


This thread was full of Aggy tears and greatness until you decided to make it about your Houston sports inferiority complex. Well done, dipshit. 

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55 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Their greatest season in 27 years and they end up with no conference championship, no conference championship appearance, and no postseason win.

Elko’s post extension run is impressive. Now he has to find two new coordinators. 

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25 minutes ago, C-Man said:


aggy had no TO’s. Canes could’ve definitely run it down to almost 0:00 and kick FG. As it wound up, the game should’ve gone to OT if not for Reed’s dumb assery.

It was third down, Miami could only run off 40 seconds so aggy would have had about 50-55 seconds depending on how long the FG took.

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2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS PLAYOFF COMMITTEE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE TEXAS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS

it's worth repeating

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It was third down, Miami could only run off 40 seconds so aggy would have had about 50-55 seconds depending on how long the FG took.

He would have had a 1st on the play.  It was something like 3rd and 5 on the 15.

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Some aggy on the call in show is talking about kissing his sister.  

Lets be honest.... presumably the sister at least walks upright so thats probably close to best case scenario for aggy.

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2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

He would have had a 1st on the play.  It was something like 3rd and 5 on the 15.

But as it turned out it was the best possible scenario for ripping aggy's heart out. 

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1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

He would have had a 1st on the play.

It would have been the smart play. I doubt the guy misses from that close despite his prior kicks BUT! .... in retrospect, the ending that happened was much better. You know all those chucklefucks had so much hope once they got in the redzone just to have their heart ripped out. Maximum pain

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1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

It was obvious they were going to lose at home. Still, I never expected such an epic show of futility. Poooooor aggy.

Funny thing is they don't have any ability to think rationally. Not only was their schedule awful they were 1 play away from losing against Notre Dame, Arkansas, and South Carolina. Even with the futility theyre too dumb to realize this season wasnt a major improvement but more lucking into insane circumstances. 

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Just now, Hmbre97 said:

It would have been the smart play. I doubt the guy misses from that close despite his prior kicks BUT! .... in retrospect, the ending that happened was much better. You know all those chucklefucks had so much hope once they got in the redzone just to have their heart ripped out. Maximum pain

It worked out.  My high school - Garland - got too cute a few years ago v Tyler Legacy and Jamarion Miller.  We had something like a 30% success rate on FGs and XPs that year.  Got to the 5, down 2, with under a min left.  Didn't try to score.  Set up for the FG, and bungled the snap.

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Neither team had been able to stumblefuck to a touchdown all game and their kicker had missed field goalS already. Take the points.

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