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On 8/7/2018 at 10:54 PM, Mileslong said:

 


The first thing I think of everytime I see one of these wild animal in the house videos.

 

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

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31 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

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Knew a stripper named Bambi so this hits close to home for me.

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37 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

Knew a stripper named Bambi so this hits close to home for me.

I've heard that song before

 

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Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave"
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls 
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin' 
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer" 
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask 
as I do my little kooky dance
And then she told me to shush
I guess she could sense my desperation 
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl

 

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2 hours ago, Whitman said:

Had a friend who picked up a very young fawn standing over it's mother that had been hit and killed by a car. He brought it home and they raised it.  They named it "Stilts" and it could come in and out of the house as it pleased as well as spend time in a small field that they kept a couple of goats (the goats were not allowed in the house).  A couple of years later, Stilts was just as tame as a large dog.  One day they were in the house and heard a loud "Bang" of a gunshot outside at the road.  They got outside just in time to see a pickup truck driving away.  Stilts became someone's dinner.   

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Did Stilits keep her spots for two years like Bambi did?  I’m not saying your friends are lying or anything. 

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21 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Did Stilits keep her spots for two years like Bambi did?  I’m not saying your friends are lying or anything. 

No.  He was growing little boy last time I saw him.  And I did see him come in the house a couple of times.  Our white tail out here are a lot smaller than the mule deer out west.  He was probably still under 100 pounds the last time I saw him.

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