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4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Very normal....

 

“I hope you can let this whole Flynn thing go?”

Art of the deal

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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32 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Very normal....

 

Why yes Mr.  President......you can resign.

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you are upset one way or the other, or anxious for something to start, sit back, turn on your TV to that commie PBS at 7pm, and watch the Country Music documentary.  Tonight is covering '73 - '83, with a big emphasis on Austin/Texas/Waylon/Willie/Towns van Zandt/etc. with some Dolly Parton and George Jones thrown in.

Oh, and a good serving of Emmylou Harris and a side of Flying Burrito Brothers tossed in.

And then you can go ask armybrat to ask his kids what the Armadillo World Headquarters was like.

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I get you.  But follow me here: Trump says on Twitter "Pence, you're fired.  My new VP is Ivanka."

Who's gonna save us?  Congress?  SCOTUS?  You, Lt. Weinberg?  The only real test will be when new VP Ivanka shows up on the floor of the Senate to fulfill her duties of office.  Will she be seated?  I dunno, let's check with [checks notes] Moscow Mitch.

It's over.  It's been over for a while.  Maybe some of y'all are starting to get that.

I always throw out a like for a good, You Lt. Weinberg, reference.

Still cracks me up that he was just over there chillin and got called out so aggressively.  He was like, Wo wtf what the hell did I do?

An ex-Republican I know forwarded me a fundraising text he got from the GOP this afternoon.   They had everything lined up to capitalize on this.  Even though Trump will act like a total bitch about it, Team R in general is probably thrilled.  The Senate won’t remove him, and it gives them something to fire up the base for 2020.

It still needed to be done, though.

All of this. Had to be done. Because goddamit, somebody should put up a fight.

This will only make him stronger.

1 hour ago, SameSame said:

I always throw out a like for a good, You Lt. Weinberg, reference.

Still cracks me up that he was just over there chillin and got called out so aggressively.  He was like, Wo wtf what the hell did I do?

always seemed very antisemitic to me.

13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Probably just a coincidence.

 

 

It’ll fail, but would be hilarious if it somehow passed - Trump would break his iPhone screen, he’d be mashing on the thing so hard.  

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Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

How did it even get brought to a vote?

Since that has to go through Mitch....

I just have a feeling.  Mitch knows how to read a room.  He's a cocksucker, but he's also a political animal.  He's gonna cast Trump adrift in some weak-ass attempt at saving his own skin.  It might just work.  

How did it even get brought to a vote?

Whatever the administration releases will be edited to hell and Mitch knows this. This way he can claim that he gave the Dems what they wanted. It will work. Trump 2024.
12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is high energy stuff!

 

Trump sounds and looks worse than a hostage reading a false confession letter.

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Trump sounds and looks worse than a hostage reading a false confession letter.

Droopy Wilbur asleep? no way. 

Definitely a reaction from someone who thinks everything is gong according to plan.

Trump must not have a tanning bed available to him the last few days. He went with some self tanner and it's a little too dark. More brown than his usual orange. And Boris may look like an idiot but he's better spoken than Trump.
 
 
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4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

who cares about partisanship or political bias of the whistleblower?  the solicitor or whomever labeled it urgent and important is a trump appointee. 

sounds like the right hand doesn’t know what the far right hand is doing. 

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oh you know

Trump shoots a man on 5th ave, a woman records it on her phone.

Trump claims the nasty woman who recorded it is part of the democrat party so the recording is obviously bias

WITCH HUNT!

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For the first time in a few years i woke up slightly happy today. I wasn't filled with existential dread for once. Weird 

I don't believe for a second that every official call he makes is recorded.  I would not be surprised if he's still making State calls on his own fucking phone.

Rudy Giuliani's timeline is interesting, I wonder how he will be thought of in the future. He was the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11, now he's the yelling buffoon Dotard lawyer.

28 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

WTF does this even mean?  How can a call be "perfect", and then "got them by surprise" is pure jibberish.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I don't believe for a second that every official call he makes is recorded.  I would not be surprised if he's still making State calls on his own fucking phone.

Then they're being recorded.  just not by us.

WTF does this even mean?  How can a call be "perfect", and then "got them by surprise" is pure jibberish.


Feels like the lead up to a reveal from Scooby Doo.

 

 

That's not a verbatim transcript.  It says so in the disclaimer.  Unredacted and unedited my ass.

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

That's not a verbatim transcript.  It says so in the disclaimer.  Unredacted and unedited my ass.

Perhaps, but they did a shit job of making him look NOT guilty.  Ho lee shit

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That's not a verbatim transcript.  It says so in the disclaimer.  Unredacted and unedited my ass.

Yep edited

9 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That's not a verbatim transcript.  It says so in the disclaimer.  Unredacted and unedited my ass.

He's also only talking in partial word salad, and there are some complete sentences there.  No way trump was actually that coherent in the phone call.

36 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF does this even mean?  How can a call be "perfect", and then "got them by surprise" is pure jibberish.

Some have theorized that all of this was a ruse to get the democrats to overreact. Not sure what that would accomplish, exactly, since elections are so far away. If this turns out to be nothing, it will be forgotten about by election time anyway. 

It took me maybe 5 minutes to read it. It was supposedly a 30 minute conversation. They must have talked very slowly. 

I’m surprised they didn’t throw in a MAGA from Zelensky in there somewhere. 

Pure bullshit. 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Some have theorized that all of this was a ruse to get the democrats to overreact. Not sure what that would accomplish, exactly, since elections are so far away. If this turns out to be nothing, it will be forgotten about by election time anyway. 

Hell, in today’s Trump world, it’ll be forgotten before next week. 

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8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It took me maybe 5 minutes to read it. It was supposedly a 30 minute conversation. They must have talked very slowly. 

Probably going to blame that on the translations necessary.*

 

*Zelensky speaks english.

Going to go out on a limb and say that the "Trump Witch" costume is going to be a best seller this October. Heck, they can even make up a "slutty" version based off of either Melania or Ivanka.a406672abb8647c5278cfa65705a0e78.jpg

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It works here to.  Lookit that!

 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Wow. Didn't see that coming.

Edit: I guess it already happened once but he vetoed and wasn't overriden. Hmm.

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