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The Pussygrab Dolls


The Cocksmokers.

Oh wait, that’s just for Pence.
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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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  • Brisketexan
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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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13 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

 


The Cocksmokers.

Oh wait, that’s just for Pence.

 

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33 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hold on, Donny is accusing someone else of lying? That's rich.

It is. Unlike Trump. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

He will express the...

corruption, Because he is.

A real piece of shit. 

 

It's still incredible to me how giant of a pussy he is, yet his supporters think he's the very definition of an alpha male.  Just an unbelievable disconnect.

It’s not like they are macho men either.

Donny Rotten and the Sex Pistols

 

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10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The Racketeers 

The Pillage People.  

That Wapo story is nuts!

In one of his first calls with a head of state, President Trump fawned over Russian President Vladimir Putin, telling the man who ordered interference in America’s 2016 election that he was a great leader and apologizing profusely for not calling him sooner.

He pledged to Saudi officials in another call that he would help the monarchy enter the elite Group of Seven, an alliance of the world’s leading democratic economies.

He promised the president of Peru that he would deliver to his country a C-130 military cargo plane overnight, a logistical nightmare that set off a herculean scramble in the West Wing and Pentagon.

And in a later call with Putin, Trump asked the former KGB officer for his guidance in forging a friendship with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un — a fellow authoritarian hostile to the United States.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-calls-with-foreign-leaders-have-long-worried-aides-leaving-some-genuinely-horrified/2019/10/04/537cc7a8-e602-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html?tid=sm_tw

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The Pillage People.  

The Aristocraps

The Impeach Boys.

19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That Wapo story is nuts!

In one of his first calls with a head of state, President Trump fawned over Russian President Vladimir Putin, telling the man who ordered interference in America’s 2016 election that he was a great leader and apologizing profusely for not calling him sooner.

He pledged to Saudi officials in another call that he would help the monarchy enter the elite Group of Seven, an alliance of the world’s leading democratic economies.

He promised the president of Peru that he would deliver to his country a C-130 military cargo plane overnight, a logistical nightmare that set off a herculean scramble in the West Wing and Pentagon.

And in a later call with Putin, Trump asked the former KGB officer for his guidance in forging a friendship with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un — a fellow authoritarian hostile to the United States.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-calls-with-foreign-leaders-have-long-worried-aides-leaving-some-genuinely-horrified/2019/10/04/537cc7a8-e602-11e9-a331-2df12d56a80b_story.html?tid=sm_tw

Wait, he invited Saudi Arabia into the G7??!? 

Fucking moron

White Lyin 

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Corruption Junction 

The Dead Bilkmen 

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

Steely Don

** Stealy 

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Porno for Pyros (works as is) 

I’ll also accept Warrant 

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Trump Öyster Cult

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(Well) Fed Zeppelin 

The Bullshit Boys 

Ironically this album has a cover of “For the Love of Money” which was also the Apprentice intro song. 

 

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52 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

The Impeach Boys.

 

16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

The Impeach Boys

I just repped the first post because it didn't seem fair that the second should have more rep than the first. 

10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Screwy Louis and the Ewes

Huey Lewis and the Fake News

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

I just repped the first post because it didn't seem fair that the second should have more rep than the first. 

Hell, I missed it the first time.  All credit due to Gunsup.

Drink Floyd

Van Hatin' 

Djork 

The Four Bottoms

Soy Division

Badness

Fart of Noise

Wall of Doodoo

Flight of the Trumpcards 

Drink Floyd
Van Hatin' 
Djork 
The Four Bottoms
Soy Division
Badness
Fart of Noise
Wall of Doodoo
Flight of the Trumpcards 
some great ones up thread
And Wall of Doodoo killed me because I'm a freaking child.

The Four Horsemen of Their Own Apocalypse 

Who the fuck is Richard Ketay? Does he work with John Barron?

 

Who the fuck is Richard Ketay? Does he work with John Barron?
 

Linked In says he’s a contractor....RIGHT HERE IN AUSTIN.
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Linked In says he’s a contractor....RIGHT HERE IN AUSTIN.

What’s his surely name ???

Nothing like taking an oldie but goodie from the populist playbook and giving it a new twist.

"Hello, random American Trumpkin. You too, can be name dropped and given your five minutes of fame. Donate Now!"

Everyone piles on after Donald Trump tweets a quote from an apparently made-up person named “Richard Ketay”

Who is Richard Ketay? That’s the question everyone is left asking tonight, after Donald Trump tweeted a lengthy quote that sounded exactly like something Donald Trump would say, and then attributed it to a person no one has ever heard of – and we’re not even sure if the person really exists.

Here’s the Trump-like quote in question: “It isn’t often I get angry at the dirty politics of the Democrats in Congress, but this time I am enraged and hope this impeachment charade will backfire on Reps. Pelosi & Schiff, & the Democrats. I have read thoroughly the telephone conversation between Trump & the President of Ukraine, and cannot find any reason to charge the President with high crimes & misdemeanors. This is just a phony Witch Hunt, perpetuated by Democrats to get rid of Trump because they cannot beat him in a fair election.” It sounds like something Trump wrote himself and just attributed to a fake person, right? Actually, it may be precisely that.

We’re really confused about who this person is supposed to be. We searched Google to try to find out who “Richard Ketay” is, but the first page of results consists entirely of random anonymous people. We also did a real time search on Twitter, but all of the results were merely people asking who Richard Ketay is.

It’s not clear if “Richard Ketay” is such a grotesque misspelling of a political pundit’s name that no one can figure out what name Trump was trying to say, or if Trump is quoting some random person who has zero political profile (not even a Twitter account), or if Trump simply made up the quote and attributed it to a fake person. Richard Ketay, if you’re listening, please let us know who you are.

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